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What would an ork call a thick paste lotion used for medicine? Something like spackle paste for skin.

Thanks

"Da green stuff"?

[edit] But tbh I think Soo's is the best one so far.

Grot squeezins

Dok's paste

Thanks for replies. I do like Grot squeezins but what I had in mind is more like made from human. Unless something better comes along, I'll go with "Dok's oomie squeezins". Is this correct orky?

Bah! Orks dun 'ave diz yuu call pas---- pastffff
PASSSSTTH.... AGHH! 'ummie words!
If a boy get hiz'eh 'ead chopped off the pain boy just sew eth together! FIND AND DANDY LIKE ALLWAYS!

Beftsth orky regards
Kaptin GoldTEEF.

That's really good.

Thinking about making a trailer for my painboy biker that is like a traveling snake oil salesmen. Want one side to have the name and the other have a graphic with space marine bitz in a blender with now wit more oomie.

Panzy Squeezinz.

Da 'urty stuff. (You know Ork medicines sting...)

Dat stuff.

Dat ovver stuff.

Dis stuff.

Da 'utry stuff. I like it but maybe for the stuff that goes in the syringe instead.

Da 'urty stuff wot goes in da poky fing.

I'll have to see there is enough room for all that.

Squig spackle

Goo.

An orkish corruption of the Imperial 'unguent'. Typically the application is described as being put "into" the wound, as a wound not deep enough to penetrate a finger's length is considered largely cosmetic to orks. The amount of unguent applied is inexact, and is usually tailored to how much can be slathered into the wound, and how many 'teef' are exchanged.

A humie shot up Nazbag right enough, but the Dok put some goo innit and told him to get back to fighin'. Job's a good 'un.






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 Fedral wrote:
Squig spackle

While Goffs may deride Goo as 'nuffin' more than squig spackle' (as they typically see any injury that does not mangle or remove a limb as 'not all that bad'), goo is actually a more complex formulation.

It is, of course, based on squig spackle, which is commonly used to seal holes in tires, hoses, pressure suits, and squig pipes, but also contains a high percentage of orkoid spores, syringe squig venom, oiler squig extracts, and other 'sekrit inngredients'. Some enlightened doks even seek out weirdboys, to have them give the Goo a 'good staring at', a process known to the orks as 'homeopathy'.

Gloo

Because what better turn-to 40k medical applicant than the 'Uime Glue?

I-Zee-Ot

Coolz den BURNS!

Thanks for the replies. I thought my idea was stupid enough to get some laughs. Had no idea that this stuff actually existed.

I worked on the graphics but they look awful.

Yuckystuff, 'cause dats wut it taste like.
Da dok uses yuckystuff while operatin' sometimes. Usually to keep da mouf open so he can get da teef for payment...

EDIT: Oh! By da wayz, I looked on one of dem packages and it said "medical" on it. So I would use dat if I wuz askin for it. If I needz a medical to put a finger back on my 'and or sumfink.
"Got a big 'urt in your stomak? Put medical init! Taste like umiegoo, but smearing it right on works too!"