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Yeah, okay, w/e, but your picture is REALLY broken. Tbh I don't even care. Anyway!

IC:

After ten minutes, Shadow made a sharp turn down a road and stopped, pulling the handbrake. He opened the driver door, and got out, closing it behind him.
"C'mon, biker boy, me 'n' you are riding in style. Halon, take the wheel, would ya?" he said, before walking off towards the army base, shotgun held at the ready. Walking into the base, he saw that it had been overrun. There were bodies everywhere, and it looked like the protesters, or worse, had broken down the front door. Shouting and pockets of gunfire could be heard from inside various parts of the area. Making sure there was nobody around, Shadow quickly ran around the back to where his convertable was parked...

...only to find protesters occupying.
"What the feth do you think you're doing in my car?" he shouted at them, shotgun aiming in their direction. Shadow really hoped they'd just bugger off, he really didn't want to damage his car. It had a nice, smooth, black paintjob that he didn't want to ruin. Heck, it's the apocalypse, why do I even care? he thought. Oh yeah, I'll be dead before I see some crazy hippy sons of a bitches muckin' up MY car!

Yeah, dark your image IS broken....

Unless maybe your trying to off both of us?

No, wait, oh it IS broken now. Whadayya know!

NOW GET BACK TO WRITING SOME IC

OOC @ Dark.

Any preferance for what model car your convertable is?


I'm thinking a Maserati GranCabrio

OOC: Cars aren't really my thing

Gimme a minute..

Tombstone walked along with Shadow into the army base,his twin 9mms ready.

Inside they were greeted by the sight of dozens of dead bodies...well "truely dead" Tombstone thought.

As they walked round a corner,Tombstone saw what Shadow had ment by "Ridding in style",the biker smiled in aproval .

"Nice ride soilder boy" Tombstone said...then he noticed the hippys inside the car.

Shadow had his shotgun aimed,demanding the protesters,two scraggly looking guys and a young girl get out of his car.

One of them spoke " He man...chill..we just found it" The hippy continued " Can't get her started though.."

Shadow glared at the man,who was obviously stoned " You can't fething start it..you tree hugging idiot...becuase one it's mine and two I have the keys...now get out of MY CAR!"

Tombstone looked at Shadow " Just fething shoot 'em man".

"Don't want to feth up my paint job" Shadow replied with a slight smile.

The biker roared laughter,but nodded that he understood,after all hadn't he himself felt a killing urge when he saw the smoldering remains of his own Harley.

" How do ya feel about blood stains on your seats?" Tombstone asked,holstering one of his pistols and withdrawing his switchblade snapping the 9 inch blade out and smilling his evil smile at the "head hippy".

" Hey! we got rights" The protester shouted,Tombstone steped forward quickly and lightly slashed upwards across the mans lips,splitting them open.

The hippy squealed and lept from the car,gushing mouth grasped in his hands.

The other male protester stood," Hey not cool" he started...Shadow spun his shotgun in hand and drove the butt of the gun viciously into the mans midsection..the hippy gasped fro air and doubbled over,Shadow swung the gun butt up into his face knocking him into the air and out of his car.

The female hippy jumped out of the car,obviously terrorfied,Tombstone stared at her evenly,she was quite pretty.

" Maybe we could let her ride with us." He said to Shadow.

She pressed her back to the wall,staring at her two companions who had been so quickly bested by the two strangers.

" Facist!!" the protester Tombstone had cut blurted through his ruined lips as he turned and ran,the other hippy staggering close behind him.

Tombstone raised his pistol and shot the man in his ass.
Shadow jumped into his car laughing at the bikers action..." Let's ride my man".

The two hippys limped quickly away,fearing for their lives " C'mon Daisy" the one Shadow had pummeled yelled over his shoulder...from around the next corner a group of about a dozen ghouls appeared,the hippys ran right into their hungry slavering jaws and pieces of flesh torn from them before they could react.

The girls eyes widdened as she saw her two companions being ripped apart by the flesh eating dead.

Tombstone looked at Shadow " Do we take her or leave her Bro?"...

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Tombstone Aproves

Your IC post made me lol.

But it seems your spelling is slowly but surely deteriorating the further into this RP we get.. sorry, but I AM a grammar nazi, you know.

IC:

"Ugly..Mother..Fu-" Shadow's words were drowned out as the grenade he had lobbed mere seconds ago landed in the crowd of ghouls and exploded, shredding the undead at best, knocking them over at worst. Ramming in the keys, Shadow brought the car to life, and revved the engine.

Not thirty seconds later they had passed the truck, and the two men could hear Halon shouting at them. Shadow chuckled slightly, as he flicked on the headlights. "Bloody dark out here.." he muttered. Tombstone agreed. They slowed down, and Shadow looked behind him. Five minutes later, the pickup trundled down the road, Halon at the wheel.
Turning back to the biker, Shadow asked, "Should we just dump this guys? That Halon dude seemd alright.. and that women hasn't caused any problems. But if we go now, we could just leave them with that crazy fether who blew up my chopper. What do you think?"



O.O

OOC: Yes I know my spelling becomes pretty bad at times,particularly when I'm deep in the throws of "Character" as I'm trying to get the post up and not paying a great deal of attention to spelling...sorry about that.

Quick question...did we take the "Hippy Chick" with us..or leave her to get munched by the zeds?

OOC - Screw her being munched by the zombies, I'll do it if you guys want her dead.... gives me a nice RP opportunity. ^^

Great Unclean One wrote:OOC - Screw her being munched by the zombies, I'll do it if you guys want her dead.... gives me a nice RP opportunity. ^^

OOC: That would be funny,but the only problem is that your inside the truck parked outside the base,while Shadow and Tombstone are inside the base getting Shadows car.

No, you're in the truck that's about half a mile down the road from us. Stay. Stay!

Um.. I'm gonna go ahead and say.. I dunno.

We didn't RP it, so TECHNICANBIBONBOBILILLY she isn't with us.. I'll leave it up to you, FITZZ, if you want her in with us, just say blah blah yes or no leave the other buggers and then Tombstone glanced at the backseat with the (unconscious?) girl or w/e.

Up to you. And knowing Tombstone, or any man in an apocalypse situation, having a woman ain't usually a bad thing.


On a brighter, more positive note, I STILL HAVEN'T STABBED ANYTHING WITH MY HUNTING KNIFE YET. I WANT TO STAB SOMETHING. I MEAN SHADOW DOES.

*ahem* -shifty eyes-

FITZZ wrote:

Great Unclean One wrote:OOC - Screw her being munched by the zombies, I'll do it if you guys want her dead.... gives me a nice RP opportunity. ^^

OOC: That would be funny,but the only problem is that your inside the truck parked outside the base,while Shadow and Tombstone are inside the base getting Shadows car.

We're not in the base.. the truck is not parked..

Your IC post made me lol.

But it seems your spelling is slowly but surely deteriorating the further into this RP we get.. sorry, but I AM a grammar nazi, you know.

IC:

"Ugly..Mother..Fu-" Shadow's words were drowned out as the grenade he had lobbed mere seconds ago landed in the crowd of ghouls and exploded, shredding the undead at best, knocking them over at worst. Ramming in the keys, Shadow brought the car to life, and revved the engine.

Not thirty seconds later they had passed the truck, and the two men could hear Halon shouting at them. Shadow chuckled slightly, as he flicked on the headlights. "Bloody dark out here.." he muttered. Tombstone agreed. They slowed down, and Shadow looked behind him. Five minutes later, the pickup trundled down the road, Halon at the wheel.
Turning back to the biker, Shadow asked, "Should we just dump this guys? That Halon dude seemd alright.. and that women hasn't caused any problems. But if we go now, we could just leave them with that crazy fether who blew up my chopper. What do you think?"



O.O

Did I ninja you or something?

OOC - Ah fair enough then, so we're waiting for you to come out of the base?

NO!NO!NO!

Read it all again!

Wow, that sounded pissy. Don't take it that way, or I'll become sad and eat myself.

OOC:...No,you didn't ninja me..what I had ment to say was that During the time our characters were retriveing the car..Bonzo was in the truck.

I assumed the truck was parked outside the base,thus having him to far away to "Chop chop WHHIRRR!" the helpless hippy chick.

********** BIC****************

Before Shadow could answer,Tombstone grabbed the young woman and tossed her into the back of the car.

" Don't make me regret this." The biker said to the woman,she didn't reply as she seemed to have passed out.

Ugly..Mother..Fu-" Shadow's words were drowned out as the grenade he had lobbed mere seconds ago landed in the crowd of ghouls and exploded, shredding the undead at best, knocking them over at worst. Ramming in the keys, Shadow brought the car to life, and revved the engine.

Not thirty seconds later they had passed the truck, and the two men could hear Halon shouting at them. Shadow chuckled slightly, as he flicked on the headlights. "Bloody dark out here.." he muttered. Tombstone agreed. They slowed down, and Shadow looked behind him. Five minutes later, the pickup trundled down the road, Halon at the wheel.
Turning back to the biker, Shadow asked, "Should we just dump this guys? That Halon dude seemd alright.. and that women hasn't caused any problems. But if we go now, we could just leave them with that crazy fether who blew up my chopper. What do you think?"

Tombstone ,thought for a moment,then shook his head..." While nothing would make me happier than ditching the Mad Artist right now...I have my reasons for looking out for Jennifer..Plus....I think Halon and the Clown may come in handy in this mess."

Shadow seemed a bit unhappy with Tombstones answer,but shrugged " I'm not gonna lie to you Easy rider...that Patrick dude ...I don't like him...or trust him."

Tombstone nodded " That makes two of us soldier boy."

Shadow sped up,taking turns at break neck speed,behind them the big truck roared trying to keep up.

OOC: Soldier*

IC:

"Oi! Keep up!" Shadow shouted, and slammed his foot down on the accelerator, and changed into top gear. Hmm, speaking of Top Gear, wonder if they'll still be doing that show if they've been zombified? Shadow thought.

The car raced out of town, avoiding the odd ghoul, protestor, military personel and just general people trying not to get fethed over in the gakstorm.

The truck began to catch up with them as they drove out of the city.

"So, what're we gonna do with this girl? Daisy, wasn't it?" Shadow asked.
"Oh, I have a few things in mind.." Tombstone said, looking at the girl, then he laughed loudly.
"I can imagine. I guess we're more alike than first impressions would have had us believe, biker boy. But unless you want to make it a public affair, I don't think you'll be doing any bangin' at my place" the ex-commando smirked.
After awhile, corn fields were either side. Soon, a building could be seen in the distance. "There we go!" Shadow roared.

Shadow smiled " Thats the Fortress my man" he said to Tombstone " Home sweet Home!"

The biker grinned " Not to shabby soldier boy."

Shadow pulled up just outside of the building,there didn't appear to be any zombies nearby...but one could never be sure,those feths had a bad habit of just "showing up".

Tombstone lept from the car,he yanked the young woman from the backseat,shaking her awake.

" Wha..where am I" she said confused.

" Safe" Tombstone said " Now..follow him" the biker pointed at Shadow.

The woman rushed towards Shadow ,who was busy opening the door of the structure.

The truck pulled in,parking several yards away.

Jennifer was out and running towards Tombstone before the truck rolled to a halt.she stumbled under the wieght of the bags she was carrying..but jumped up and ran up to the biker.

" Were you two trying to loose us or something" She yelled " That fether drives like a maniac."

" Calm down Princess" Tombstone said " And get inside".

" Don't call me Princess" She said " ..And who the feth is that" Jennifer said pointing at the young woman who stood shivering near Shadow.

" The future of civilazation" Tombstone shrugged " Get inside Princess".

Jennifer rushed over to the Shadow and the woman,as Shadow opened the heavy front door.

The others were pilling out of the truck...

Bonzo,Halon and Keria rushed pass Tombstone,dragging Tom and various backpack behind them.

Tombstone turned and headed for the door.

From behind him,he heard the sound of arguing.

" Your not going in there you crazy fether" Ashton bellowed " We can't risk you killing us all with those damed grenades". he grabbed Patrick by the neck.

Patrick roared at Ashton " I told you..I don't like being touched!!"

Ashton wraped his arms around Patricks neck,clamping tightly..." I won't let you kill her!!" he screamed,draging them both away from the Fortrsess and onto the ground.

" Let me go Mother Fether" Patrick yelled.

Tombstone moved closer to the door,where Halon and Bonzo stood watching the events unfold.

EVENT!

Please stand by for further information.

Players involved:
Patrick
Tombstone/ Daisy
Tom/Kiera
Shadow
Halon
Jennifer/Ashton
Bonzo

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT

'Bout damn time.

Also. Nobody RP the house door being opened, because incase anyone forgot, it's "shotgun-wired".

Oh mighty Silver, god of.. goddyness.. please take this humble offering of the NPC named Ashton, in return rid us pitiful pesants of this evil being Patrick!

That was the best event i've ever seen....

Massive anticlimax.

ghosty wrote:That was the best event i've ever seen....

Massive anticlimax.

Oh, and while I'm still thinking of things to say directly after I've made a post but am too lazy to edit it,

.build up.
.build up.
.build up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAND:


I think we can all see where this event is going..



If not... ewoks..

OOC:...It's the tension that gets to me...the tension.

...Ewoks???

Ah dammit, I've not been in a random event once!

I can barley remember you posting IC.. so it's not exactly surprising. Then again the image you've created for us with Bonzo is of a really huge and massive fat drunk wearing makeup running around in a stained vest and boxers with two chainsaws that are too big for him realistically. Atleast, that's how it is for me. And did I mention the blood trickling down his mouth? It isn't his.

Yeah, Bonzo's a bit of a creep.

Shadow's ticklist:
Kill Patrick - WIP
Kill Bonzo - Pending
Kill zombies - Pending
Become king of the universe - Pending
Get a girl - Complete
Tacosssssssssssssssssssss - WIP
Get a WMD - check shed

Oi, you start on Bonzo, ill stick a fecking RPG up your arse. Then fire it. I kid you not, you start on the clown, you start on me

and choo got no girl...

Way i see it, Fitzz is the pimp here, with jennifer, and daisy. You got none. None!

Oh thats right, i burned you. Dont mess with the clown ^^

Big daddy Tombstone...quite the "ladies man" isn't he? ...It must be his charming personality