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2011/05/20 16:37:04
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?
To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?
Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 16:47:33
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Fixture of Dakka
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purplefood wrote:HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?
To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?
Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.
How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/05/20 16:49:00
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
Ipswich and riyadh saudi arabia
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How about razorback driver/gunner for the command squad if there is one
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2011/05/20 16:50:18
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Just Dave wrote:purplefood wrote:HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?
To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?
Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.
How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...
The ancient greeks did it IIRC 
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 16:56:08
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Fixture of Dakka
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purplefood wrote:Just Dave wrote:purplefood wrote:HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?
To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?
Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.
How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...
The ancient greeks did it IIRC
Actually, I'd swear some funny looking guys on a castle in England did it first.
Then the coconuts were used to make horse sounds. I think...
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/05/20 16:58:37
Subject: Re:Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Can I be a Librarian or is this some kind of Black Templar psyker hate going on? If so count me in as a Assault Marine.
"Death from above!"
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2011/05/20 17:07:53
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Just Dave wrote:purplefood wrote:Just Dave wrote:purplefood wrote:HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?
To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?
Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.
How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...
The ancient greeks did it IIRC
Actually, I'd swear some funny looking guys on a castle in England did it first.
Then the coconuts were used to make horse sounds. I think...
A well known therom in Physics...
Making horsey sounds with coconuts does in fact make you go faster... much like a horse.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 17:17:49
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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purplefood wrote:
Making horsey sounds with coconuts does in fact make you go faster... much like a horse.
Quoted for truth, much like shooting behind you with the machine gun in a warthog. (or at least that's what I tell my team mates behind me )
Also can i request that we get some Cyclops Demolition Vehicle's? As I like not being in the firing line.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/20 17:21:10
Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/20 17:19:47
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:purplefood wrote:
Making horsey sounds with coconuts does in fact make you go faster... much like a horse.
Quoted for truth, much like shooting behind you with the machine gun in a warthog. (or at least that's what I tell my team mates behind me )
I find it helps to do it anyway... for effect.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 17:22:07
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Also if we end up with a CRASSUS, can we call it Cassius?
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Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/20 17:26:58
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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No.
She will be called Angelique...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 17:29:20
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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But Cassius the CRASSUS....mumble, mumble, mumble....
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Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/20 17:30:52
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Tanks need proper names.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 17:36:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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But...but..but, aww okay no use arguing with the plasma gun wielding mani....peeerson.
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Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/20 18:21:41
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Oh argue away. I'll fix you some shiny parts.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/05/20 18:23:07
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"Pain comes before replacement body parts" Chapter 4 verse 3 line 7-The book of Borther Forden.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/20 18:28:22
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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I am glad someone else thinks that way.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/05/21 17:17:53
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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But im an awful coward, why do you think i sit in a tank and yell at people?
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Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/21 23:36:37
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Haha, mateys, I be back! Back from my pentinent crusade of sorts! Back to the chapter!
It seems in my absence, those foul creatures that have been trying to steal my (hopefully future) librarianship have been up to their old tricks! No more!
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 YOU ALL!  
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
 : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/21 23:42:04
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Welcome back!
In all actuality, it's been pretty quiet around here lately o_O
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2011/05/21 23:45:43
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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I ain't stolen nothin. But i could spray paint those who have for you.
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Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/22 00:09:03
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Fuzzy, you do that. Which squad are you part of, anyhow?
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/22 00:12:31
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Im wielding the storm bolter on the pred, cos im pro.
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Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/22 00:13:37
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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AH. Explains a lot.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/22 00:18:04
Subject: Re:Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Wait, being surrounded by lascannons going off has impaired my ability to see sarcasm, if I eventually work out that your being sarcastic....then...then you'll be sorry.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/22 00:18:34
Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/22 00:22:25
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Totally not my fault.
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2011/05/22 00:52:00
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I blame Dave...
Let us deal with him in the old fashioned way... with a trial. I'll be the judge 'cos i like wearing funny hair.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/22 00:57:33
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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I call dibs on prosecutor. My argument will clearly get Dave proven guilty, I can see it all now *enters a daydream* yes it was clearly Dave as we can see that he is pink, this is backed up by the most important piece of evidence, the perpetrator ....
Mozzyfuzzy wrote: But i could spray paint those who have for you.
, *leaves daydream* yes i can see it all going according to plan. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/22 00:57:53
Brb learning to play.
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2011/05/22 00:57:59
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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I thought the oldfashioned way was hanging him from a statue by his 'nads.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/22 00:59:24
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Going past the prescribed old-fashioned way is heresy.
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Brb learning to play.
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