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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:?

I thought the oldfashioned way was hanging him from a statue by his 'nads.

That's the modern way (Good song, great band)
This is the old fashioned way...
I now call this court into order
*smackity smack smack*
Oh wait we still need a lawyer for the defense...
Incidentally Avon told me to shoot any lawyers with shiny...

Dave is innocent!

*starts a chant*

Free Dave....Free Dave.....Free Dave.....Free Dave....

What do you mean he's not in jail....well then why am i piqueting this jail....ok so he's not in there then where is he?

*starts piqueting daves house*

Free Dave....Free Dave....Free Dave.....

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

Hey now you have to know the capitals of various locations to be in a company command squad. It's a well known fact of war, that you must know the terrain if you wish for a true victory. How do you hope to win a battle if you don't even know where the enemy commander is going to be located!?

Also, if you can't tell what nautical miles are, you should look them up. As a member of a company command squad, it is crucial that you are able to understand any form of distance and be able to convert to any other version of distance at a moment's notice. This will allow you to better judge the distance of weapons being fired when you are working with off world planets...

>_>


<_<


Yeah, that sounds good enough...? o_O

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

I don't think you've seen Monty Pythons Holy Grail...you should it's hillarious even 30 years after it was made.

You got the first one right
The second one is not from the moive
And the third is easy African or European?

There about 1.1 land miles, the capital of india is new delhi and is ther even such a thing as a medditeranean coconut?

DaveAsp wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

I don't think you've seen Monty Pythons Holy Grail...you should it's hillarious even 30 years after it was made.

You got the first one right
The second one is not from the moive
And the third is easy African or European?

[quote from Wikipedia ]The nautical mile remains in use by sea and air navigators worldwide because of its convenience when working with charts. Most nautical charts are constructed on the Mercator projection whose scale varies by approximately a factor of six from the equator to 80° north or south latitude. It is, therefore, impossible to show a single linear scale for use on charts on scales smaller than about 1/80,000.[2] Since a nautical mile is, for practical navigation, the same as a minute of latitude, it is easy to measure a distance on a chart with dividers, using the latitude scale on the side of the chart directly to the east or west of the distance being measured.

Amanax wrote:Welcome back!

In all actuality, it's been pretty quiet around here lately o_O

The mans right. Until someone suggested blaming Dave...

Which by the by, I don't appreciate. Anyone who suggests it again may get the ol' back-hand-eroo. With a powerfist. Ye' hear?!

Any plasma cannons going? i love the smell of melting traitor in the morning

I think you'll find it's only rank and file marines spots left now.

I don't think there are any spaces available atm actually.

What about something i can hack with? a chain sword? a power fist

Just Dave wrote:I don't think there are any spaces available atm actually.

DaveAsp wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

I don't think you've seen Monty Pythons Holy Grail...you should it's hillarious even 30 years after it was made.

You got the first one right
The second one is not from the moive
And the third is easy African or European?

I improvised. It's what they would have wanted...

you could have asked what is the capital of Assyra.

also best quote ever
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

DaveAsp wrote:you could have asked what is the capital of Assyra.

also best quote ever
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Nope..
The best quote ever is either

"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
OR
""I cut off your arm!"
"It's just a fleshwound"
(See Dave just a flesh wound)

purplefood wrote:"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
OR
""I cut off your arm!"
"It's just a fleshwound"
(See Dave just a flesh wound)

"OK then, we'll call it a draw?"

DaveAsp wrote:r
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen, Battle Brother.

Black templars do actually get the holy hand grenade

Or this one
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Come to think of it most of that film is pretty damn funny...
The Holy Grail is still my favorite though.

purplefood wrote:The Holy Grail is still my favorite though.

Seconded.

Life of Brian is good but yes holy grail is better...i'd say holy grail followed by life of brian then probably meaning of life being my 3 fav monty python movies.

You can get a box set of all 3.

Monty Python is possibly the most influencial comedy group of all time. Seriously. Oh, adn pruple, that was that about a bad and song? I just took that from Terry Pratchett...

Speaking of not having any spots left, stonned astartes, there are three things you need to know:

1. I'm guessing by name and image that bruning traitor isn't the only smell you like in the moring... shame on you (but I won't tell you how to live your life, man...)

2. Ya spelled 'stoned' wrong...

3. One does not 'hack' with a powerfist. One 'fists' with a powerfist.

Okay, ew....

Me?
What?
I'm confused now...

You said somehting at the top of the page about a band and a song?

Oh yeah...
Kaiser Chiefs did a song called 'Modern Way'
I was a big fan of them back then, still am sort of.
Used to play DoW to their songs...
You need to see a Baneblade go to town on an Ork base to the sound of 'Ruby' fun times...

My respect for you has just significantly increased Brother Forden. Congratulations.

Don't screw it up by shooting me again, eh?

Just Dave wrote:My respect for you has just significantly increased Brother Forden. Congratulations.

Don't screw it up by shooting me again, eh?

We'll see what happens Dave...