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2013/08/13 22:13:30
Subject: The dakka joke thread
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I realised there isn't a thread where dakka members share jokes they have made, so I've created one.
I'll start:
Two chips went into town. One was assalted.
Spector called, saying he felt as if he was a pair of glasses.
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2013/08/13 22:15:47
Subject: The dakka joke thread
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Did you hear about the guy whose left side was entirely cut off?
Don't worry, he's all right now 
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2013/08/13 23:49:17
Subject: Re:The dakka joke thread
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Winged Kroot Vulture
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there's this old man, he likes to collect ammo. He collects lots of ammo for lots of different types of guns. He drives around in his spare time and seeks out rare or unique ammo. One day, he has made several stops and picked up quite the load of ammo and has it sitting in the back seat of his car. He comes to a stop at a traffic light when this gorgeous woman walks by his car and sees the ammo in the back seat. She walks up the car to get a better look, sure enough it is ammo and rare at that. She gets excited because she happens to have a gun that can fire that kind of ammo and she knocks on the old man's window. He rolls down the window and greats her and they start chatting about ammo. She then asks him "How about the world's greatest sex for some ammo?" He replies "Depends, what kind of ammo you got?"
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2013/08/14 00:36:55
Subject: The dakka joke thread
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Have you heard the one about the black and white space marine on the black and white bike?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2013/08/14 01:17:40
Subject: The dakka joke thread
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Avatar 720 wrote:Have you heard the one about the black and white space marine on the black and white bike?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/14 01:18:07
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2013/08/14 01:17:52
Subject: The dakka joke thread
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Noooooooo!
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Hahaha, nijnjaed!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/14 01:18:12
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