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2013/09/13 19:52:34
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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Now that's a headline!
Feral pig ‘drinks 18 cans of beer, fights cow and then passes out drunk under tree’
It seems that going out, getting drunk and then getting into a fight is no longer reserved for humans after a feral pig reportedly went on a violent, alcohol-fuelled bender.
The swine drank 18 beers on its bender in Port Hedland, Western Australia, according to ABC News.
The alcohol also made the pig hungry and was seen looking through rubbish bags for something to eat.
‘In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,’ said a camper who had witnessed the hog’s shenanigans.
If this wasn’t bad enough the animal then got into fisticuffs with a cow and came off worse in the exchange.
‘Then he went and raided all the rubbish bags,’ the camper added.
‘There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow.’
The last sighting of the pig was of it lying under a tree after seemingly becoming overwhelmed by the alcohol, with police actively looking to locate it.
How does pigs get into a "fisticuffs" with a cow? o.O
Drunken feral pigs sounds like a great band or pub name...
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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2013/09/13 20:33:07
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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that is just plain brilliant. that'll do pig. that'll do...
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2013/09/13 20:38:27
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Down here in Dorset we are under threat from feral domesticated wild boar.
If they even get hold of a slab of lager tinnies I don't know what the consequences will be.
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2013/09/13 20:38:39
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Go home pig, you are drunk.
Wait...
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/09/13 20:42:16
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 whembly wrote:Now that's a headline!
Feral pig ‘drinks 18 cans of beer, fights cow and then passes out drunk under tree’
It seems that going out, getting drunk and then getting into a fight is no longer reserved for humans after a feral pig reportedly went on a violent, alcohol-fuelled bender.
The swine drank 18 beers on its bender in Port Hedland, Western Australia, according to ABC News.
The alcohol also made the pig hungry and was seen looking through rubbish bags for something to eat.
‘In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,’ said a camper who had witnessed the hog’s shenanigans.
If this wasn’t bad enough the animal then got into fisticuffs with a cow and came off worse in the exchange.
‘Then he went and raided all the rubbish bags,’ the camper added.
‘There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow.’
The last sighting of the pig was of it lying under a tree after seemingly becoming overwhelmed by the alcohol, with police actively looking to locate it.
How does pigs get into a "fisticuffs" with a cow? o.O
Drunken feral pigs sounds like a great band or pub name...
Now that pig knows how to party!
"Feral Pigs - you'll never party as hard as they do..."
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2013/09/13 21:49:09
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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This was pretty much awesome. Thanks!
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2013/09/14 01:52:21
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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Fixture of Dakka
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2013/09/14 02:16:38
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I see your drunken pig and raise you a Drunken Bear.
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2013/09/14 02:23:54
Subject: Re:Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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Kid_Kyoto
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I too enjoy drinking 18 beers and passing out under a tree. Can't say I've fought a cow though. At least, not that I remember.
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2013/09/14 03:22:59
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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funniest thing I've heard all day
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2013/09/14 21:58:25
Subject: Drunken feal pigs? o.O
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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from the thread title, I thought it was about a drunken person going around feeling pigs.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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