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2013/09/28 20:04:32
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Dour Wolf Priest with Iron Wolf Amulet
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So I was being a bit juvenile at work today and started thinking up... er... 40k-related euphemisms... The Assault Cannon, Mega-Armoured Nob, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh, etc.  What sorts of ones can you come up with? (Please keep it relatively clean people!  )
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2013/09/28 20:12:23
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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Crimson Fists.
Huehuehuehue
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"The Emporer is a rouge trader."
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2013/09/28 20:14:50
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Dour Wolf Priest with Iron Wolf Amulet
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Oh god...
I think the best I came up with was the "Heavy Stubber"
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2013/09/28 21:50:10
Subject: Re:40k Innuendos
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Missionary On A Mission
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You guys want to see my huge hairy nob?
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 Anvils Hammer wrote:
@MrFlutterPie - That's not currently a service we offer, but you can purchase quality miniatures from us..
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2013/09/28 21:55:17
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I know an office, where it is common to say "i need to go shoot my lascannon"
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2013/09/28 22:06:06
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Power Fist
Chain Fist
Burning Blade
Plasma Cannon
Deep Strike
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/28 22:08:51
Experience is something you get just after you need it
 The Narkos Dynasty - 15k
 Iron Hands - 12k
 The Shadewatch - 3k
 Cadmus Outriders - 4k
 Alpha Legion Raiders - 3k |
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2013/09/28 22:10:02
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Dakka Veteran
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Power sword with armor penetration.
Rapid firing my special ammo.
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2013/09/28 22:11:56
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
Netherlands
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You won the day, we can close this thread now.
(For everyone not that familiar to English: "Crimson is a strong, bright, deep red colour.")
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2013/09/28 22:11:58
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Drakhun
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Twin-linked burst cannon.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2013/09/28 22:12:26
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You wanna taste of my thousand sons?
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2013/09/28 22:12:35
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Ion Cannon
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Experience is something you get just after you need it
The Narkos Dynasty - 15k
Iron Hands - 12k
The Shadewatch - 3k
Cadmus Outriders - 4k
Alpha Legion Raiders - 3k |
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2013/09/28 22:12:58
Subject: Re:40k Innuendos
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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The Ork Nob with Big Choppa has not been said yet? Dakka I am disappoint.
Though my personal favourite, as this actually happened in a store I used to frequent and shows the importance of grammar was the CSM Daemon Engine in the cabinet labelled Emperor's Children Defiler. Putting a colon there would have prevented that awkward conversation when a customer pointed it out! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/28 22:14:11
Games Workshop Delenda Est.
Users on ignore- 53.
If you break apart my or anyone else's posts line by line I will not read them. |
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2013/09/28 22:30:26
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Dour Wolf Priest with Iron Wolf Amulet
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Happyjew wrote:You wanna taste of my thousand sons?
Oh god that one is awful.
IHateNids wrote:Deep Strike
haha I wouldn't have thought of that one, but it's pretty damn good.
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2013/09/28 22:35:47
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Death Spitter
Heavy Venom Cannon
Lash Whip
Demolisher Cannon
The Eye Of Terror( or as we call it, The Brown Eye Of Terror)
Oh and who wants to taste a thousand sons when you can get a taste of the Emporer's Children
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/09/28 22:37:53
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2013/09/28 22:37:47
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Or the Night Lords?
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Or even the Iron Warriors?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/28 22:39:04
Experience is something you get just after you need it
The Narkos Dynasty - 15k
Iron Hands - 12k
The Shadewatch - 3k
Cadmus Outriders - 4k
Alpha Legion Raiders - 3k |
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2013/09/28 22:45:29
Subject: Re:40k Innuendos
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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My penetrating hit caused you to explode (and you liked it)
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2013/09/28 22:49:24
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Space Marines challenge a Cannoness:
"My captain is gonna fist your Sister."
Anyone ever notice that the most common Tyranid biomorphs are Sacs and Glands?
Blood Angels:
"I'm gonna drive my Baals right into your rear."
Lucius is going to assault you with his Lash of Torment.
The Sisters didn't tell their Space Marine opponents it was that time of month. Now they are Crimson Fists.
I can't believe that sister took all that punishment.
You just got penetrated three times. And that last one wrecked you.
OK. I think I better stop. After all, OP did ask to keep it
clean".
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2013/09/28 22:49:26
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Penetrate Rear Armour
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Experience is something you get just after you need it
The Narkos Dynasty - 15k
Iron Hands - 12k
The Shadewatch - 3k
Cadmus Outriders - 4k
Alpha Legion Raiders - 3k |
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2013/09/28 22:51:03
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Onager Gauntlet.
Donkey punch of death, baby!
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What I have
~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/09/28 22:54:00
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Blood Angels (Think Red Wings)
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Tau and Space Wolves since 5th Edition. |
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2013/09/28 23:53:59
Subject: Re:40k Innuendos
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Confessor Of Sins
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Two-handed melee weapon.
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2013/09/29 00:03:40
Subject: 40k Innuendos
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[DCM]
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This thread...
...is closed.
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Tons!
Tons!
2,000pts