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2013/11/08 15:29:56
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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"Burglar surprised to discover the lady he's robbing is an armed ax-throwing champ"
http://boingboing.net/2013/11/07/burglar-surprised-to-discover.html#more-266912
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2013/11/08 15:36:36
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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And people say you need guns to defend yourself  Not this lady. Heck no. She's going old school. It worked on the Romans, why not bank robbers 
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2013/11/08 15:46:43
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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Rofl that's really whacked.
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2013/11/08 15:50:14
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Martial Arts Fiday
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 LordofHats wrote:And people say you need guns to defend yourself Not this lady. Heck no. She's going old school. It worked on the Romans, why not bank robbers
Must you come into every thread with your personal axe to grind?
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2013/11/08 15:52:41
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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 SlaveToDorkness wrote: LordofHats wrote:And people say you need guns to defend yourself Not this lady. Heck no. She's going old school. It worked on the Romans, why not bank robbers
Must you come into every thread with your personal axe to grind?
Gotta keep it sharp 
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2013/11/08 16:02:58
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Hallowed Canoness
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Oh goddess here we go again, can't we just bury the hatchet guys?
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2013/11/08 16:05:17
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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You need to axe nicely...
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2013/11/08 16:16:18
Subject: Re:The most intriguing headline of the week...
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Somehow the first time I read it I read it as "Axe throwing Chimp"
The article just wasn't as awesome as it could have been.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/11/08 16:17:58
Subject: Re:The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Exalt. Now you have me wishing that's what it said and that there needs to be a Movie of the Week featuring such.
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2013/11/08 16:19:09
Subject: Re:The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Kid_Kyoto
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Bah, KM beat me to the hatchet pun.
I like how she handled the situation.
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2013/11/08 16:26:02
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Stormin' Stompa
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Lets cut this short please.
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2013/11/08 16:27:21
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Hallowed Canoness
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Hey now no need to put an edge on things
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2013/11/08 17:12:24
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Now that's a sharp comment.
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"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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2013/11/08 19:29:08
Subject: Re:The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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Halbard everybody calm down?
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2013/11/08 19:41:29
Subject: Re:The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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2013/11/08 19:41:35
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Such a choppy topic.
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2013/11/08 20:01:02
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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All these puns are making my sides split
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2013/11/08 20:03:00
Subject: Re:The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Just don't lose your head.
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2013/11/08 20:28:55
Subject: Re:The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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Can we sever this conversation? We should get back on topic... Chop chop!
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2013/11/08 20:29:55
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Hallowed Canoness
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You lot really need to cut it out
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2013/11/08 20:32:39
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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I suppose we could shave the puns a bit.
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2013/11/08 20:32:50
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
WA
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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"So, do please come along when we're promoting something new and need photos for the facebook page or to send to our regional manager, do please engage in our gaming when we're pushing something specific hard and need to get the little kiddies drifting past to want to come in an see what all the fuss is about. But otherwise, stay the feth out, you smelly, antisocial bastards, because we're scared you are going to say something that goes against our mantra of absolute devotion to the corporate motherland and we actually perceive any of you who've been gaming more than a year to be a hostile entity as you've been exposed to the internet and 'dangerous ideas'. " - MeanGreenStompa
"Then someone mentions Infinity and everyone ignores it because no one really plays it." - nkelsch
FREEDOM!!! - d-usa |
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2013/11/08 20:34:17
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You guys are axing for trouble.
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2013/11/09 05:25:09
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So many rough-hewn puns... I just can't hack it! >.<
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/11/09 05:53:06
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Kid_Kyoto
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So you're saying you're not too keen on them?
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2013/11/09 06:10:19
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I haft to say I'm not the least bit interested in them.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/11/09 06:15:04
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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[MOD]
Not as Good as a Minion
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I'm felling like this is going a bit off topic...
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I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... |
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2013/11/09 06:22:37
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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we don't want the mods to cut this thread short.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2013/11/09 06:32:59
Subject: The most intriguing headline of the week...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm sure that <insert axe pun here> won't <insert axe pun here>.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/11/09 06:48:32
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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Lets not fly of the handle.
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