Kronk, have my babies!

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**whitedragon**

My knee jerk reply to your drivel would get me my 10th or 11th account suspension from Dakka. You're not worth it.

What I will say is this: Idealism is cute. You use it to get that hippy chick you just met to touch your weener. You use it when you want to sound enlightened. You know when you don't use it? When you don't have the first fething clue to whom you're speaking. Don't talk to me about social inequality. What the hell do you know about anything? You don't even have fuzz on your nuts, boy. How many meals have you missed? How many jobs did you have in high school to help your parents feed you? While doing all of that, how good did you get your grades so that you could get an academic scholarship to pull yourself out of that gak?

Didn't think so. You're completely full of it. You have no idea what any of what you're posting means, but you sure as feth seem to want to be free with other people's money. Take a long look at my backside and then kiss it.

Kronk....judging by the words of wisdom above, you seem to know alot about things. Can you help me out with some stuff? How do I get a girlfriend to like me?

Also, what you your ideal date be?

Finally, whats your number?

**Mathieu Raymond**

whitedragon wrote:
My knee jerk reply to your drivel would get me my 10th or 11th account suspension from Dakka. You're not worth it.

What I will say is this: Idealism is cute. You use it to get that hippy chick you just met to touch your weener. You use it when you want to sound enlightened. You know when you don't use it? When you don't have the first fething clue to whom you're speaking. Don't talk to me about social inequality. What the hell do you know about anything? You don't even have fuzz on your nuts, boy. How many meals have you missed? How many jobs did you have in high school to help your parents feed you? While doing all of that, how good did you get your grades so that you could get an academic scholarship to pull yourself out of that gak?

Didn't think so. You're completely full of it. You have no idea what any of what you're posting means, but you sure as feth seem to want to be free with other people's money. Take a long look at my backside and then kiss it.

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Kronk. I love you man, You encapsulated all I feel regarding a recent discussion about hipsters' use of irony and lowbrow art and consumerist culture and "indie" stuff.

**Relapse**

Damn, what thread is this from? Kronk doesn't mince words fer sure.

**whitedragon**

The end of this thread:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/563865.page

**hotsauceman1**

Lul

**Alfndrate**

Kronk is my hero, I have met him but once, and I am forever changed simply for being in his presence.

**hotsauceman1**

(I've literally never read an idea that was that fething stupid. Ever. And I've read all of hotsauceman1's posts... )

HEY!!!!!!

**timetowaste85**

Alfndrate wrote:
Kronk is my hero, I have met him but once, and I am forever changed simply for being in his presence.

I get the idea you don't ever truly MEET Kronk...you just spend time in his general vicinity. That said, Kronk, your post that is the subject of this thread was great. Nicely done.

**Bullockist**

Kronk , the man who says it straight, and I'm still not sure whether to take him or Frazzled seriously or not . I just err on the side of caution and take them with a large grain of humour.

Who the hell made the hotsauceman1 comment. I cannot find it and I urgently need to exalt it .

Exalted!

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

The real question is now how long till we tear down our idols of Yakface and replace them with ones of Kronk?

**Manchu**

That's enough of that sedition!