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2013/11/24 07:10:25
Subject: Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Vancouver Police are telling residents to call 911 immediately if they see sexually motivated offences. Since the beginning of October, Police say they have received numerous calls about prowlers and incidents involving men masturbating and exposing themselves in public. Most of the incidents reportedly occur between the hours of 5 p.m and 7 a.m. but police are not hearing about them until later.
Police want residents to report suspicious activity immediately but warn them not to confront any of the offenders.
The Sex Crimes Unit of the VPD is on the case and there is an increased police presence in the areas where this type of activity has been reported.
Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski, golf and masturbate in public all on the same day.
2013/11/24 07:16:38
Subject: Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
What's up with Dakka bashing on Vancouver now? First the knob thing, now this?
Maybe its a new meme. ''Pick a different canuck city every week and find reasons to laugh at it, the maple-suckers are too polite to be offended anyways''.
[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator.
2013/11/24 10:42:43
Subject: Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
We with the American Flag on our profile have been posting numerous threads about stuff in the USA and you "not" Americans have been slacking off with "news of the world" stuff. I just decided to help you guys out a bit.
Kovnik Obama wrote: Pick a different canuck city every week and find reasons to laugh at it...
Find reasons? You Canadians are pretty much giving them to us on a silver platter. Still, there is a bright side. That coke-snorting Mayor you got up there has higher approvals numbers than President Obama.
2013/11/24 16:52:23
Subject: Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Kovnik Obama wrote: What's up with Dakka bashing on Vancouver now? First the knob thing, now this?
Maybe its a new meme. ''Pick a different canuck city every week and find reasons to laugh at it, the maple-suckers are too polite to be offended anyways''.
Hmmm... well, if I had to guess what we are going to be laughing at next week... I'm guessing Calgary.
Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor
2013/11/24 17:18:29
Subject: Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Kovnik Obama wrote: What's up with Dakka bashing on Vancouver now? First the knob thing, now this?
Maybe its a new meme. ''Pick a different canuck city every week and find reasons to laugh at it, the maple-suckers are too polite to be offended anyways''.
Hmmm... well, if I had to guess what we are going to be laughing at next week... I'm guessing Calgary.
As a BC resident, I find it hard not to laugh at Calgary, generally speaking.
We with the American Flag on our profile have been posting numerous threads about stuff in the USA and you "not" Americans have been slacking off with "news of the world" stuff. I just decided to help you guys out a bit.
Kovnik Obama wrote: Pick a different canuck city every week and find reasons to laugh at it...
Find reasons? You Canadians are pretty much giving them to us on a silver platter. Still, there is a bright side. That coke-snorting Mayor you got up there has higher approvals numbers than President Obama.
You mean crack smoking, I will not allow you to spread lies about Toronto's wonderful pussy eating mayor.
2013/11/24 19:55:15
Subject: Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Kovnik Obama wrote: What's up with Dakka bashing on Vancouver now? First the knob thing, now this?
Maybe its a new meme. ''Pick a different canuck city every week and find reasons to laugh at it, the maple-suckers are too polite to be offended anyways''.
Hmmm... well, if I had to guess what we are going to be laughing at next week... I'm guessing Calgary.
As a BC resident, I find it hard not to laugh at Calgary, generally speaking.
As someone who grew up in Calgary, I'd kind of have to agree. It's the only place in Canada where wearing a cowboy hat, more than one item of denim, or a mullet is socially acceptable, if not encouraged. I remember getting bored working downtown once, and just spending my day gazing at mullets walking by the window.
And don't even get me started on the Stampede.
2013/11/24 20:38:53
Subject: Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Breotan wrote: reasons? You Canadians are pretty much giving them to us on a silver platter. Still, there is a bright side. That coke-snorting Mayor you got up there has higher approvals numbers than President Obama.
Wait...wut?
Is that a thing?
o.O
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2013/11/24 21:46:52
Subject: Re:Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Crack smoking mayor in my old town, public masturbation on my favourite coast. What's next? Halifax better not disappoint me when I finally get out there.
Mordian Iron Guard - Major Overhaul in Progress
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Live near Halifax, NS? Ask me about our group, the Ordo Haligonias!
2013/11/24 21:47:56
Subject: Re:Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Breotan wrote: reasons? You Canadians are pretty much giving them to us on a silver platter. Still, there is a bright side. That coke-snorting Mayor you got up there has higher approvals numbers than President Obama.
To be fair, its probably harder to maintain an approval rating on a national level than just one city, but its still something.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Breotan wrote: reasons? You Canadians are pretty much giving them to us on a silver platter. Still, there is a bright side. That coke-snorting Mayor you got up there has higher approvals numbers than President Obama.
Breotan wrote: reasons? You Canadians are pretty much giving them to us on a silver platter. Still, there is a bright side. That coke-snorting Mayor you got up there has higher approvals numbers than President Obama.
Crack smoking mayor in my old town, public masturbation on my favourite coast. What's next? Halifax better not disappoint me when I finally get out there.
Its my understanding Halifax is banning cars in favour of whale transport.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2013/11/25 15:25:33
Subject: Re:Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Crack smoking mayor in my old town, public masturbation on my favourite coast. What's next? Halifax better not disappoint me when I finally get out there.
Its my understanding Halifax is banning cars in favour of whale transport.
But like most green initiatives, it's going to be sabotaged by the Bitumen Lobby.
Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor
2013/11/25 15:50:38
Subject: Re:Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Crack smoking mayor in my old town, public masturbation on my favourite coast. What's next? Halifax better not disappoint me when I finally get out there.
Its my understanding Halifax is banning cars in favour of whale transport.
But like most green initiatives, it's going to be sabotaged by the Bitumen Lobby.
No, PETA will have something to say about the inhumane use of whales as vehicles.
Well, I can assure you all there is absolutely nothing exciting or interesting happening in Manikatchewan/Saskitoba/the flat part of the country.
Mordian Iron Guard - Major Overhaul in Progress
+Spaceship Gaming Enthusiast+
Live near Halifax, NS? Ask me about our group, the Ordo Haligonias!
2013/11/25 17:05:47
Subject: Re:Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
Crack smoking mayor in my old town, public masturbation on my favourite coast. What's next? Halifax better not disappoint me when I finally get out there.
Its my understanding Halifax is banning cars in favour of whale transport.
But like most green initiatives, it's going to be sabotaged by the Bitumen Lobby.
No, PETA will have something to say about the inhumane use of whales as vehicles.
Well, I can assure you all there is absolutely nothing exciting or interesting happening in Manikatchewan/Saskitoba/the flat part of the country.
Don't worry, we can make fun of that too
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Crack smoking mayor in my old town, public masturbation on my favourite coast. What's next? Halifax better not disappoint me when I finally get out there.
Half my ancestory is from Halifax, PEI and New Brunswick.
2013/11/25 17:57:13
Subject: Re:Vancouver, Canada. One stop vacation spot to ski, golf, and...
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