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I was recently thinking about movie one-liners and threat. What are some of your favorites that have really stuck with you or that you have heard/used in real-life?
Some of my favoirtes paraphrased:
From Predator- Mac to Carl Lewis
"If you give away our position again, I'll bleed you."
Empire Strikes Back- Vadar to Lando
"I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."
One I use a lot from old school Doctor Who (Hartnell I think)...
"I don't make threats, but I do keep promises."
How about you?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
The aforementioned Vader quote to Lando. Also, 'I find your lack of faith... disturbing...'
'Revenge is best served cold...It is very cold in space.' Khan to Kirk.
'If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any hope of seeing the daylight of tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap... Me...' The Eleventh Doctor to the Weeping Angels.
And from books:
'I'm the stuff of your nightmares... Actually, I'm the thing your nightmares wake up screaming about.' Sidioro, Vampirates (Terrible books after No.3, but Sidioro was a great villain.)
My personal favorite I know its from TV but it works.
From Babylon 5:
Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me.
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I think sir russell crowe wins for epicest threat of all
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I've heard this a few times. Also "right turn, Clyde". That constitutes a threat, as it is instructing an orangutan to punch somebody. That runs a good chance of death, and so it's officially a threat to hit someone in real life.
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
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Harry in Home Alone. What a brutal thing to say to a six year old!
See, you're trying to use people logic. DM uses Mandelogic, which we've established has 2+2=quack. - Aerethan
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Oskar Schindler: [addressing two unco-operative Nazi officers at the train station] Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you- you'll both be in Southern Russia before the end of the month. Good day.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Gunny from Full Metal Jacket: I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fething seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull feth you!"
Jules in Pulp Fiction: "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you melon-fether, say what one more Goddamn time!"
Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York: "You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fething knife!"
Gunny from Full Metal Jacket: I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fething seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull feth you!"
I have been told a similar thing... I was working at a camp, and a group of guys were trying to go into Geneva on the Lake (For those that don't know what that is: think really trashy street carnival on the edge of a lake), and this guy busts into the cabin and yells at the top of his lungs. "Get you gak, we're going to Geneva! If you don't, I'm gonna skull-feth you until you see ultraviolet!"
We stared at him, grabbed our things and went
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"I hope so for your sake, the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.” -Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi
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Thinking about it more, pretty much everything Darth Vader says could probably count here. He even makes 'apology accepted, captain Needa' a threat. Vader is basically a walking threat.
"Well, I'm gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this! You're not gonna sleaze your way outta this one! Right to the wall!" - Ripley to Burke
Gunny from Full Metal Jacket: I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fething seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull feth you!"
I have been told a similar thing... I was working at a camp, and a group of guys were trying to go into Geneva on the Lake (For those that don't know what that is: think really trashy street carnival on the edge of a lake), and this guy busts into the cabin and yells at the top of his lungs. "Get you gak, we're going to Geneva! If you don't, I'm gonna skull-feth you until you see ultraviolet!"
We stared at him, grabbed our things and went
When I was playing college football (paraphrased from recollection):
"Dooley, your ass is so slow getting off the ball it's making my donkey-cave pucker. The way you play could ruin a wet dream."
"You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right."
Gunny from Full Metal Jacket: I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fething seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull feth you!"
Jules in Pulp Fiction: "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you melon-fether, say what one more Goddamn time!"
Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York: "You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fething knife!"
Pretty much these... Or also Dirty Harry's "do you feel lucky, punk?"
Also, half the lines from any of the Godfather movies
"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
Followed later by: "Your loyalty is very touching, but it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what is important is GRAVITY! And I got to remind you, Sully: This is my weak arm!"
Not my favorite, but I watched this recently so it leaps to mind easiest:
The Operative: You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords.
Dr. Mathias: Well, unfortunately, I forgot to bring a sword.
Dr. Mathias: [as the Operative pulls out his sword]
Also:
Slam Guard: You'll kill us... with a soup cup?
Richard B. Riddick: Tea, actually.
Slam Guard: What's that?
Richard B. Riddick: I'll kill you with my teacup.
And obviously:
Ripley: Get away from her, you bitch!
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For those who hides the sigs... here's possibly the creepiest threat evar:
Pinhead (The original Archon):
"Human dreams...such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. Your're so ripe, Joey. And it's harvest time. Save your tears. We'll reap your soul slowly. We have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper. You think your nighttime world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened."
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