Best insulting name for the Emperor?

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**Ironclad Warlord**

I like the throne of lies best.

**Wyzilla**

You forget Carrion Lord, False God, Dead God, and a couple others. Carrion Lord is the most apt.

**Ironclad Warlord**

I don't think anyone is screaming death to the dead god. Also I think the carrion god is a name given to him by the imperials.

**Arcsquad12**

Perhaps we shall mount your corpse on a pedestal and make an Idol of you as well.

**PrehistoricUFO**

Chaos referring to him mockingly as corpse-god has always pissed me off.

**Mellow**

I'm sure if you had called him a "God" to his face whilst he was walking around he would have been most displeased and done a Horus-Mind-Shot on you...

**PrehistoricUFO**

Yeah the culture of referring to him as a God was posthumous. He would facepalm if he were conscious of what was happening.

**deepstriker**

The Corpse Emperor.

**Psienesis**

Mellow wrote:
I'm sure if you had called him a "God" to his face whilst he was walking around he would have been most displeased and done a Horus-Mind-Shot on you...

There were millions of people venerating him as a god in his lifetime. He really didn't care.

**Void__Dragon**

I like Lord Can't Get Off His Chair.

**The Shadow**

The Holy Couch Potato?

**Maniac_nmt**

Psienesis wrote:
Mellow wrote:
I'm sure if you had called him a "God" to his face whilst he was walking around he would have been most displeased and done a Horus-Mind-Shot on you...

There were millions of people venerating him as a god in his lifetime. He really didn't care.

To go with this it in fact seems that he was openly helping them at some points, in effect supporting their adoration.

**JoeRugby**

Jane

**Sparks_Havelock**

Nigel.

(No offence intended towards anyone named Nigel)

**Maniac_nmt**

JoeRugby wrote:
Jane

Susan

Bonus points for you if you get that reference

**The Grumpy Eldar**

Galactic toilet sitter record holder.
Or... "Your holy constipation."

**Zakiriel**

Susan, Mandark's real name from the cartoon show, Dexter's Laboratory!

**Maniac_nmt**

Zakiriel wrote:
Susan, Mandark's real name from the cartoon show, Dexter's Laboratory!

I believe that to have been a riff on what I am referring to

Three-yaks-and-a-dog?
No!
Laxitive-log!
No!

**Psienesis**

Weirdenleiben.

He changed it when he came over to the Allies.

**Forcemajeure**

"Father" (Preferably said in disgust by a deamon primarch standing in front of the golden throne in the imperiums final hour)

**SagesStone**

Ol' Corpsey.

**Melissia**

Forcemajeure wrote:
"Father"

True, no one would want to be their dad after all.

**Shadow Captain Edithae**

Forcemajeure wrote:
"Father" (Preferably said in disgust by a deamon primarch standing in front of the golden throne in the imperiums final hour)

Na.

"Daddy"

**Ironclad Warlord**

Demon Primarch enter the imperial palace and sees them emperor: what a let down, I wanted some final battle but your already dead, how anticlimactic

Automatically Appended Next Post:

True, no one would want to be their dad after all.

Kor Phaeron was quite proud of being Lorgars adoptive father.

**squidhills**

Maniac_nmt wrote:
Zakiriel wrote:
Susan, Mandark's real name from the cartoon show, Dexter's Laboratory!

I believe that to have been a riff on what I am referring to

Three-yaks-and-a-dog?
No!
Laxitive-log!
No!

Thrakka Zog! THRAKKA! With a "K"!

"Susan."

Tsk. Now you're doing it on purpose.

**Ironclad Warlord**

Throne of lies seem more intellectual, something said by someone who actually has a well thought out reason for fighting rather than wanting skulls for the skull throne.

**Blackhair Duckshape**

Personally, I like Ole' Empy. (the name, not the guy)

PrehistoricUFO wrote:
Yeah the culture of referring to him as a God was posthumous. He would facepalm if he were conscious of what was happening.

Heh... heheh... heheheheheheheheheheh.

**Enceladus**

Old dribbly and his chair of eternal sunshine

**iGuy91**

"Shirley"
Points if you get it

**Farseer Faenyin**

Pappa Pooper to the Marines

The Almighty Battery to the Choir

The Punchline to anybody with the ability to think for themselves or who aren't aligned with the IoM.