So it's 3 books in one, but I have to buy all 3 to get the one I need. So here is the boardroom meeting in February...
Um, guys...we just lost 25% of our value because we are really screwing things up.
Yeah, we know, maybe our customers are getting tired of poorly written rules, lack of play testing, constant price hikes, over priced models, pushing them to play with more expensive stuff...
Well, maybe, but they seem to just keep tacking it in the "_ _ _" and seem fine with it, so that can't be the reason.
Ya, you're right, it's the economy...no, climate change...ya, that's it.
Ok, so how do we get the 25% back and fast, our "investors" are upset.
How about we milk the cash cow again, early?
Great Idea! Ok, we haven't finished releasing 6th ed. books, but we can fix the rules a bit because we really "effed" em up with 6th, wow we made assault useless, we mad flyers way OP, we totally screwed over half the armies.
Ya, but we sold a crap load of flyers, Tau, Eldar, and big expensive models.
So what do we do?
We add some stuff to make people buy more and bigger models, force them to buy the rules again and the new codices we will have to write.
But won't they get mad about us not releasing the other stuff before an update? Na, as long as we "say" it's better, they will just do the same thing as last time, buy more stuff!
Super idea, let's get ahold of the kids Infant Games to get those new rules written, we need to go to press ASAP!
Oh, and lets add an Unbound rule for army selection, oh ya that's fricking awesome, we turn everyone into "That Guy" so we can't be blamed for totally over the top lists!
This is it boys, we have saved the company!
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