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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/16 18:23:17
Subject: Alien life forms
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Orkeosaurus wrote:whatwhat wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:whatwhat wrote:If you think about it how can it possibly be peacefull? I mean if they are more advanced than us what do they have to gain by a fair relationship which they couldn't just take from us after wiping us out.
What would they have to gain from us period?
Raw materials, slave labour etc. etc.
Maybe, but those things seem a little unnecessary for a race that already knows space travel.
Raw materials could be synthesized, slaves could be grown or built, if they even had a use for them, etc.
I think we'd more likely get wiped out by aliens for a less tangible reason, like "they're ugly," or "our religion instructs us to kill everyone," or "we need to enslave things to feel good about ourselves," or something along those lines.
Or we get wiped out because they wouldn't even know we were alive, or could be killed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/17 07:34:05
Subject: Alien life forms
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Dakka Veteran
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Yes, a case of: Get up fleshy thing! how come they always stop moving when we open up their heads?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/17 08:20:58
Subject: Alien life forms
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[DCM]
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They could be like the tau and want to have us join their empire.
Which would suck because we would have no political power. We could be specialist units in the army and that's it. :(
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 03:09:38
Subject: Alien life forms
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Why does everyone assume aliens would care about our "environment?"
They'll probably go "Hmm... these are all some nice planets... ew, except that one. It's like covered in slime and green fuzz... here, let me clean this off, where's my antimatter torpedo..."
I like that because it´s been beaten to death in lame sci-fi. Watch how the nice eco-alien will respect our enviroment and solve global warming and hug the whales..... Try explaining global warming to a silicate based lifeform that thrives in temperatures over 200º or how important is to preserve biodiversity to a Tyranid hive fleet.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 12:38:18
Subject: Alien life forms
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Waaagh_Gonads wrote:They could be like the tau and want to have us join their empire.
Which would suck because we would have no political power. We could be specialist units in the army and that's it. :(
And thats different the life of 99.9999999% of the Human Race ever to have lived how? Sure, we can vote, but thats it. We are told who we can vote for, essentially getting to choose our Dictator for the next 4 years.
Taking all Political Power away from us might be very thing we need to achieve world peace! Exactly how do you Bribe someone that doesn't take an interest in financials?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 15:22:31
Subject: Alien life forms
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Master of the Hunt
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Taking all Political Power away from us might be very thing we need to achieve world peace! Exactly how do you Bribe someone that doesn't take an interest in financials?
With cheese and/or bacon.
Works every time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 15:30:51
Subject: Alien life forms
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Which they can simply take rather than earn?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 17:03:10
Subject: Alien life forms
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Aliens would probably start wars on Earth before doing anything to end them.
It'd be funny for them.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 21:55:36
Subject: Alien life forms
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The newspaper says so.... so it must be true.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/18 21:56:56
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 07:41:14
Subject: Alien life forms
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Rampaging Carnifex
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I remember a statement from the esteemed Stephen Hawking on the subject. He thought that considering how our own history has progressed, that actively broadcasting our existence to the rest of the universe is potentially suicidal. Consider any instance throughout our history when a more advanced and powerful culture found a less developed culture somewhere. Slavery and genocide, unfortunately.
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You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/19 21:01:34
Subject: Alien life forms
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Aliens exist, but they don't believe in us.
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