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2009/01/21 23:04:20
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Kung Fu Jim wrote:Your friend "The Rules Lawyer", actually has a degree in law...yeah, he cheats. Nuff' Said. (hate that jerk).
He plays Marines.............cheater.........grumble, grumble.
Hey! I know that guy!
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2009/01/22 12:08:01
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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wuestenfux wrote:... his Orks can summon some Daemons.
... his Necrons have some kind of squad leaders with power fists.
... 10 Termies disembark from a drop pod.
... his Serpents have holofields.
... his Raiders have spirit stones.
they dont need to have a drop pod they can just deepstrike not go in a pod though its safer
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 i want to play and ride with you on your predator. i want to be friends with you
 too bad alien scum
arrrghhhhhhhhh *cuts off head of space marine*
dat was fun friend....friend??? friend!!!!
humph your not my friend any more *walks off to the predator* now for some fun!
i play as  and  needs the new sm army codex!!!!! |
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2009/01/22 16:07:17
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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lolzman wrote:wuestenfux wrote:... his Orks can summon some Daemons.
... his Necrons have some kind of squad leaders with power fists.
... 10 Termies disembark from a drop pod.
... his Serpents have holofields.
... his Raiders have spirit stones.
they dont need to have a drop pod they can just deepstrike not go in a pod though its safer
- 10 Terminators disembark from a Rhino. Then they assault.
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2009/01/22 21:44:24
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Huge Bone Giant
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When his dice float with the same number facing upwards.
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2009/01/22 22:27:16
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Everytime he's unsure of what you're doing (which is often) the game slows to a crawl but everytime you question what he's doing (which isn't very often) he says, "C'mon, c'mon, let's just go with it to keep the flow going!" A variation on the Rules Lawyer guy.
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2009/01/23 14:45:58
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The guys I play with dont cheat. BUT my first game ever in a different group played out like THIS!
you know your opponent cheats when he sets up the game table with all buildings on his corner and nothing on mine, then puts a basilisk BEHIND a building and DIRECT fires at MY army all game long.
I still almost kicked his ass tho it was aces
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/23 14:47:32
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2009/01/23 15:41:53
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Automated Space Wolves Thrall
Wake Forest, NC
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When your opponent uses multiple vows in a Black Templars army list.
When said Templars assault terminator squads ride on to the battlefield in a Redeemer, followed by two more terminator squads.
When your opponent insists on studying your list, then makes his up in his head as he deploys.
When your opponent yells at you for taking notes about the game, because he doesn't want it discovered that his list is 400 points over......
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2009/01/23 16:06:30
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Serious Squig Herder
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When your opponent sets up so much terrain it's next to impossible to move my Orks.
When your opponent sets up terrain Cities of Death style, without the game actually being CoD.
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2009/01/28 02:51:43
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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rolls nothing but sixes then he has to change dice for leadership.
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2009/01/28 03:07:45
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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...When he says that every one of the rules in the BGB is crystal clear with absolutely NO room for debate.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/01/28 23:20:33
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Lordhat wrote:...When he says that every one of the rules in the BGB is crystal clear with absolutely NO room for debate.
I think you're confusing 'cheating' with 'being Jervis Johnson'
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2009/01/29 00:46:19
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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chaplaingrabthar wrote:Lordhat wrote:...When he says that every one of the rules in the BGB is crystal clear with absolutely NO room for debate.
I think you're confusing 'cheating' with 'being Jervis Johnson'
Being Jervis Johnson isn't cheating? I sure feel cheated by him.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/02/07 20:33:52
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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When they try to deep strike a Land Raider.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/08 16:11:28
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Bounding Assault Marine
In the deepest reaches of Valhalla
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When a squad of storm troopers comes out of the side hatch of a chimera
When he says that your SM can't regroup when they are under 50%
When IG vehicles modeled with dozer blades ignore difficult terrain
Sad part is I've seen people try these 
//Edge
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