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2008/12/21 18:59:07
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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The only Rhino to survive contains the tooled up command squad.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2008/12/21 23:08:08
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Serious Squig Herder
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When he fields 3 full Platoons of fully-upgraded Guardsmen in a 750-point game.
And ALL of them carry Plasma Guns.
That don't get hot.
That wound automatically.
And ignore all saves.
And throw pie plates that don't scatter.
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2008/12/21 23:33:36
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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What, you can only field 3-5 Dark Reapers?
**writes house rules**
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
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2008/12/21 23:53:38
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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he comes in with a life size autogun, but he doesn't say anything... then again, neither do you when he re-rolls everything below a 6
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2008/12/21 23:54:17
I play  (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/22 00:01:57
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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On a strange note... about the beserkers calling WAAGHH, i played in an apcolipse game and it was chaos and orks vs marines, the GW staff gave us the choice to lower are BS to 3 but we get WAAGGHHH and there happened to be a khorne player there.
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2008/12/22 01:10:54
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Stormin' Stompa
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When your jump-packed BA opponent charges you on the first turn. Never happened to me, but a friend complained that he knew someone who always tried to get away with it.
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2008/12/22 02:53:55
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Kapitan Montag wrote:When his orks were out of rapid fire range on your turn, and now, after a * 6 inch * move, they're all able to assault. 
Oh this is one that really pisses me off (and I am rather laid back), but honestly, the rule(r) bending mind that does this is pathetic.
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  The Happy Guardsman
 Red Templars
 Radical Inquisitor
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2008/12/22 02:59:53
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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You know your opponent's cheating when...
He asks to see your list and then remembers something he "forgot" to write into his.
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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2008/12/22 03:29:24
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Serious Squig Herder
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When he fields 6 Kasrkin Platoons with his Grenadier doctrine.
His Lasguns are AP 5.
And Assault 2.
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2008/12/22 08:04:30
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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His broken squads regroup while in the protective shade of your tank.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2008/12/22 22:48:20
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Kapitan Montag wrote:When his orks were out of rapid fire range on your turn, and now, after a * 6 inch * move, they're all able to assault.
 I love this one. I can not tell you how many times I have seen this playing guard!
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2008/12/22 23:38:30
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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When his GK brother captain has more than 1 wound.
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2009/01/05 01:02:26
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Battleship Captain
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Your opponent is Shrike78.
Or none other than GOLDEN EYED SCOUT.
How else do you think i win just using scouts and a chaplian?
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2009/01/20 03:41:57
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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when your opponent claims his death company have a 2+ save and feel no pain(some one tried this)
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2009/01/20 04:55:07
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Serious Squig Herder
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Sternguard_rock wrote:when your opponent claims his death company have a 2+ save and feel no pain(some one tried this)
Lol that must have been fun.
When your opponent's Hellhound has 13 Front armor (which it does NOT)
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2009/01/20 12:05:55
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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U know they are cheatin when they win!!! lol
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I play:
People's liberation cadre
Hentai robots  |
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2009/01/20 17:23:46
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Devastating Dark Reaper
UK, Wherever I lay my hat
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Ghetto_Fight wrote:U know they are cheatin when they win!!! lol
I must be the biggest cheater in the book then.
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You've just got to love the Space Elves 
Inquisition themed guard?   ...One day in the far far future.
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2009/01/21 01:00:38
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Serious Squig Herder
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Ghetto_Fight wrote:U know they are cheatin when they win!!! lol
And I thought the Necron guy at my FLGS was the cheater...
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2009/01/21 01:41:02
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Uhlan
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Shrike78 wrote: Your opponent pulls out a few dragons
...alongside a flamer heavy Sallies army claiming its "fluffy"
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Tabletop quality Orks for Sale. Plenty of converted vehicles. Moving and don't want. PM for details.
GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.
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2009/01/21 02:04:57
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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...he claims that Plague Marines are base T5, and thus recieve Feel No Pain against S8 weapons.
This one actually seems somewhat common.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/01/21 02:16:22
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:Sternguard_rock wrote:when your opponent claims his death company have a 2+ save and feel no pain(some one tried this)
Lol that must have been fun.
When your opponent's Hellhound has 13 Front armor (which it does NOT)
Hey now that was a typo in the codex and as far as I am concerned with that it had 13 armor until the FAQ came out and changed it.
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2009/01/21 02:39:00
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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Hammerziet wrote:Ghetto_Fight wrote:U know they are cheatin when they win!!! lol
I must be the biggest cheater in the book then.
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I play:
People's liberation cadre
Hentai robots |
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2009/01/21 02:59:03
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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yay for threadomancy...
oh wait... no yay...
...he always uses his GW dice cube to roll to steal initiative...
...and always rolls a 6.
...your genestealers cant assault his fire warriors and hammerhead at the same time because they are different unit types.
...his unit of black knights are all lvl 1 wizards because the have the 'vampire' rule.
all from personal experience, unfortunately...
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2009/01/21 05:34:21
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
Olympia, Waaaghshinton
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You can't assault with that ork unit that had to stop an inch away from them and rolled a one in the assault phase since they had to be further then an inch away.
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2009/01/21 05:36:36
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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When your opponent taught you the game and then you finally get your own rulebook and codexes and you can't find any of those "race specific" rules that he has been throwing around for weeks. (True Story)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/21 05:37:22
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2009/01/21 05:39:51
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Also, when you find out his Smurf Tactical Squad stats were "accidently" written in on his stat sheet as Termies and his Termies are written in as Commanders. (Another True Story)
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2009/01/21 06:19:56
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Serious Squig Herder
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His Khorne Berzerkers outnumber your Spase Mareenz.
(I actually did outnumber with Berzerkers and got called out for cheating. Don't worry, my hands were cheat-freeee  )
He's using a Wings/Lash DP effectively.
(Same deal LMAO )
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2009/01/21 06:22:16
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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GoFenris wrote:Also, when you find out his Smurf Tactical Squad stats were "accidently" written in on his stat sheet as Termies and his Termies are written in as Commanders. (Another True Story)
Their Dark Eldar Raider deep strikes, and it's suddenly flying when you drop an Orbital Bombardment on it.
Their Dark Eldar Ravager is a transport that can fire it's 3 disintegrators in 360 arcs, which is why it's back is to your tactical squad and they're taking 18 shots.. *cough*
Their Dark Eldar Grotesques take 11 wounds before they lose a single model.
And for humor: Their basic troop is F4, S4, A2, D7, causes terror and costs 10 points.
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2009/01/21 21:43:47
Subject: You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Your friend "The Rules Lawyer", actually has a degree in law...yeah, he cheats. Nuff' Said. (hate that jerk).
He plays Marines.............cheater.........grumble, grumble.
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I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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2009/01/21 22:59:28
Subject: Re:You know your opponent's cheating when...
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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when your oponent tries to compare balistic skills (its happened to me once before then he tried to do it again and I open hand smacked him actually i just said he was reatarded and proceeded to rape him across the board.
When your opponent says karamazov can reroll his 2+ sv (also happened to me)
when your opponent says he can move down each of your ranks in assault with his seraphim and continue the assault phase until your units are more than 2d6 away. (same guy as the karamazov thing)
when he fields cato sicarius (or at least he should be cheating  )
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My Armies: 2000   pts Vior La Tau
5500 pts Armagedon Deathskull Orks
 3000pts Raven Guard with Grey Knight contingent
 1000 pts Tyranids (Kraken or Swamp Paint Scheme, don't know yet).
  4000pts Word Bearers, Company of Shadow, and Libation Bearers.
   2000pts Chaos Daemons.
Warhammer Fantasy: High Elves
I'm Chaplain Israfil on http://sonsofcorax.freeforums.org/index.php
 Current Projects: Imperial Guard: Swamp Stalkers of Myr! and  Harbingers Space Marines! |
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Started my Salamanders army 
500 points
1500 points "You don’t want to play Blood Angels to be different you play them because you finally realized that they go crazy and drink blood yet haven’t been killed off by the Inquisition. Proving that they are just bada**” 
