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newcastle upon tyne

Jade cocoon

ick

quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
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KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
 
   
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Horrific Hive Tyrant





London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)

Bullet witch
fusion frenzy
all brothers in arms games
call of duty world at war


^ a few 360 games that i think are pretty gak.

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Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

Roze wrote:Jade cocoon

ick


Hey I liked that game...

at JD gotta agree their with your choices, brothers in arms was meat to be atmospheric because of your team dying etc etc it was anything but, COD WAW I got this with my PS3 for free and I was unimpressed with the game as a whole, I played it to get the Nazi Zombies level which was fun but the novelty wore off very very quickly other than that I was rather bored with it.

Going to throw a few in that are some more of mine:

Mobile Suit Gundam: Target in Sight - just freaking awful

FEAR: Very clunky FPS that attempts the whole paranormal X-Files vibe, but it really just isn't very good I found the enemies to be sparse and few and far between and its alot of running around in corridors blank office corridors at that. Also it really try's to do something different with the bullet time but I have always considered that to be 'gimmick' in games still building off peoples love for The Matrix.

and finally not the worst game ever but Fable 2: It just didn't feel as awesome as the original, I think it was the story and a severe lack of proper boss fights, I could really only count the 1 big Shard, odd Troll or two and the Banshee as the only boss creatures and the Trolls and Banshee are more like demi boss fights instead of proper ones.

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Carmageddon 64 - the most diabolical, unplayable, awful piece of rottenness ever.....well one of them anyway
Showdown: Legends of Wrestling - awful commentary and more bugs than a horde of Nurgle followers
10 Yard fight - an old NES game the less said about it the better
Mission Impossible (N64) - an awful game, with awful graphics, clunky controls, bad camera and the whole drink in the pocket moment was so ludicrous it made me laugh.
Resident Evil:Survivor - Stupid controls, stupid story, and over in about 5 minutes
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil - Huuuuge levels, with really bad fogging that you have to keep going back and fourth across collecting stuff. Never mind at least there are some cool weapons - a shotgun with exploding shells, the cerebral bore - that has to be cool right? and even a nuke! Yes but sadly in that vast expansive levels you will probably run into a grand total of about 4 enemies on which to use your vast arsenal of killing gadgets.

I could probably think of more but I already feel physically ill thinking about these.

 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Call of Duty World at War: Final fronts. A cheap port of WaW to the PS2 that actually has inferior graphics to Call of Duty 3, which was win.


People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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newcastle upon tyne

oh and FBI Hostage Rescue sucked aswell.

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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
<<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
 
   
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Whitebear lake Minnesota.

The TICK for SNES it wasn't a bad game but you couldnt beat it as it was not finished when they first sold it.

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Dangerous Outrider




Maine USA

WoW is on my list not that it had bad gameplay, but that it ruins lives.

- Donkey Kong 64

- Most of any Japanese RPG's. Sorry, but the idea of a group of teenagers going around a magical world to kill and destroy a GREAT evil just gets old really fast...
   
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Brigganion IV AKA England

UNO on the xbox live arcade
Men in black 1 for ps1
driver
jak x

all are terrible

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Blazing Angels. I got fed up with it after none of my attacks ever hurt the enemy. Ever.
   
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Divadwm wrote:Blazing Angels. I got fed up with it after none of my attacks ever hurt the enemy. Ever.



blazing angels on PS3 is pretty good... abit easy once you figure a few tricks out blazing angels on the Wii however, is a whole other matter, ive still not been able to master the controls on the Wii.
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Grand Theft Auto IV. They went and dipped the graphics in crap and made you lug around your obese cousin every five minutes. As a crime game, it's no fun.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





People seem to be missing the point of the thread. It's supposed to be about the absolute worst games of all time, the games that are near unplayable, games that leave you shocked with how little ability went into them. It's for the Superman 64s, the ETs, the Lost in Limbos.

It isn't really about mentioning the game you thought was a bit disappointing. GTA IV, for instance, while arguably a step back from previous franchise efforts, is hardly a broken game.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Sheffield. England

Mattlov wrote:Any of the Final Fantasy games after (American) FF3.


7-8-9 were the ONLY good ff games...ever




Excommunicate Traitoris wrote:Carmageddon 64 - the most diabolical, unplayable, awful piece of rottenness ever.....well one of them anyway



oh god...."hillariouse pollygonal zombies" IT HAD THAT ON THE GAKING COVER!!!!!


shellshock 2 (the sequal to the best ever fps on ps2, "shellshock 'nam 67") ffs! your fighing zombies in nam with no ammo and no graphics and no story line and why did i fork out 40 £!!!

 
   
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Pit Fighter - the worst, most foetid, stinking pile of garbage beat em up the world has ever known. 3 characters all with crappy looking moves, awful visuals, awful game play.

Mafia - awful pop up graphics, horrendous loading times, rubbish game play, uninteresting missions and all in all about as much fun as being stabbed in the eye by Joe Pesci.

Quake 64 - *vomits*

Powermonger - Transcends being so bad it's good and goes right through into a whole new an uncharted level of sheer crudness

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

jamessearle0 wrote:
Mattlov wrote:Any of the Final Fantasy games after (American) FF3.


7-8-9 were the ONLY good ff games...ever


Heresy. FF6 was THE single greatest FF game ever, period.

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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch



in Canada

the follow comments I would like to complain about:

1.) that star wars battlefront sucked... the person who said that is fething stupid

2.) that gta 4 has crap graphics and it sucks... dude it had good graphics get a better T.V and grow a brain one of the greatest games in the past 3 years

3.) call of duty world at war sucks.... have you even played it.... or are you just complaining about a game you couldn't afford? whoever said this.

the rest of the comments here are kool, especially all the ones who rip on WoW.
As for my least favourite game... megaman soccer I mean seriously wtf?

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Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

thedarkside69 wrote:the follow comments I would like to complain about:

1.) that star wars battlefront sucked... the person who said that is fething stupid

2.) that gta 4 has crap graphics and it sucks... dude it had good graphics get a better T.V and grow a brain one of the greatest games in the past 3 years

3.) call of duty world at war sucks.... have you even played it.... or are you just complaining about a game you couldn't afford? whoever said this.

the rest of the comments here are kool, especially all the ones who rip on WoW.
As for my least favourite game... megaman soccer I mean seriously wtf?


To call out your point number 3, I am one of those people COD5 is a step back for the series after COD4 it just wasn't the same game and instead of building on COD4s success straight away they pulled the series back by giving you another bland WW2 shooter yet again, I'm tired of shooting Nazis now companies like EA have milked WW2 for all its worth lets try summat different now guys eh? Again though, Nazi zombie was cool, but again got bland after abour 5 - 10 Games.

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Calculating Commissar






whatsniper? wrote:Star wars force commander for pc


Thats was one of my first strategy game. :( Thats what got me into strategy games. :(

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 Ouze wrote:
I can't wait to buy one of these, open the box, peek at the sprues, and then put it back in the box and store it unpainted for years.
 
   
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Big brother the game.
and
Little Britain the game.

Can hardly be classed as games..... the scars.....the agony......

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I dunno...

Pokemon Trozei, seriously WTF?

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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

Batman Forever for SNES. Painful to look at and horrible gameplay.

I can't believe that nobody has mentioned Ghouls and Goblins (NES). If you can manage to beat this incredibly hard game you have to start all over and beat it again to get the "real" ending.








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