I hate spiders , help me destroy them, yes destroy!!

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**Golden Eyed Scout**

LunaHound wrote:
My mom always say " you need to marry someone that isnt afraid of spiders " . our whole house is afraid of spiders -_- its a pain.

May I suggest marrying me? LOL!

. I am kidding, but if you don't like spiders, move to Antartica, as they can't sustain a spiders life.

**themandudeperson**

To me I take the approach from the first starship troopers movie "you kill anything that has more than 4 limbs!"
Although, I worry more about snakes than anything. The only time I've encountered one that I had to eliminate myself I was scare enough that I chopped it with a hoe and hit it hard enough the handle broke. Split that bastage in two, it did..

**Ultrafool**

I got bored one day so i went to my attic with my rc helicopter. There was a buttload of spiders everywhere. So i used the propllers as a spider grinder and man was it fun. Spider goo and guts everywhere, the propllers were covered in webs and spider parts. It was awesome.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Your sick twisted

s aren't you? LOL

**H.B.M.C.**

I've never liked spiders.

I like them less now having being bitten by one. Painful.

BYE

**LunaHound**

@ultrafool.

Who is cleaning up the ichor and bits and pieces?
Wouldnt they spray all over yourself too?

I mean if its outside then ok.. but its in your house!!!

**Orkeosaurus**

You just throw some centipedes up there to eat the spider bits.

Then you chop the centipedes up with a helicopter, and your problem's solved.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
My mom always say " you need to marry someone that isnt afraid of spiders " . our whole house is afraid of spiders -_- its a pain.

May I suggest marrying me? LOL! . I am kidding, but if you don't like spiders, move to Antartica, as they can't sustain a spiders life.

But they can sustain coke and aspiring airhead vice-prezies and that's why you SHOULDN'T move there

**mcfly**

Yeah, I would definatly hook up a remote controlled shadowsword with a bb gun cannon and shoot all the spiders....