What do you THINK you would be in the 40k universe?

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**FoxPhoenix135**

Million wrote:
FoxPhoenix135 wrote:I'd be an inquisitor. I have served in the US army, so I am confident, loyal, and durable, able to withstand grueling hours and physical punishment. I am also very intelligent (not going to list IQ or ASVAP scores, so just take my word for it), and good at putting 2 and 2 together. I also am somewhat condescending and judgmental of people. Perfect for the inquisition! I would probably belong to the Ordos Malleus.

Modest. You forgot to say modest.

Now smite me, oh mighty smiter!

Oh yeah, how could I forget that! Of course, I am the most modest person you have ever met. Lol.

**Jarran**

Imperial Guardsmen

**IRPurple**

Jarran wrote:Imperial Guardsmen

now here is an honest and very well thought out reply,

most of us probubly would be.....

**lordofthedead**

probably a commissar (of the Ciaphas Cain ilk, but less lucky)

**sugna the repairible**

the most unluckest guy in the world, who after beind turned down for a date, happens to wander on to a battle between adatups arbites and some hive gangers.
Oh yah, and get killed

**Warboss Gakil Goreata**

Ratling because am good cook

**combat_hobo**

If i was very very very very very lucky a ripper.

**SINISM**

according to that little thing over there <==... I'm a Hellacious havoc... so I'm gonna stick with that...

**Lord Lankington**

Due to the fact im 7ft tall and skinny id be Tau air cast, but since i dont like tau id be a barman in a hive somewhere, and die in a fight one night.

**Gitkikka**

I would be bald and screaming.

With skulls.

**Che-Vito**

Paul Atreides wrote:Inspired by the What would you like to be in the 40k universe thread, the far more cynical, (Tada-wav)

What do you think you would be in the 40k universe?

You may pick what you think you would become if imperial, orkoid, eldar, whatevertakesyourfancy (don't we all think the whatevertakesyourfancy race is so cool!)

I'll just start of as example with what I think I'd became in ork society. Me being weak and little and a bit brainy, I think I would be mistaken for a grot by obnoxious big orks
and be called something with runt or grot in it. I would probably be a mekboy, and chained to some desk producing smallarms for the local boss until I would be able to snatch away the tools to break
out and start a solitary existance in the wastes in a small hovel in the desert, isolated from the outside of orkcom by minefield, big warning signs, guardsquigs and a habit to shot anyone appearing
over the hills from afar, endlessly making handmade smallarms and turning these into big arms.

I'd either be a Tau Pathfinder Shas'la, or a Rebel Grot...

**Xanthos552**

I would undoubtably be a guardsman, but one who somehow managed to survive long enough to be considered a Veteran.

Then I would die in the next battle.

Probably by summary Execution.

I always push it that one step too far.

**Che-Vito**

Xanthos552 wrote:I would undoubtably be a guardsman, but one who somehow managed to survive long enough to be considered a Veteran.

Then I would die in the next battle.

Probably by summary Execution.

I always push it that one step too far.

Well, it's for your own good...

**Altanis**

Either a luckier version of the guardsman for guants ghosts who stuck a bayonette on a rocket launcher

or

a burna boy (lets do the burny dance)

**Napalm**

Dead more than likely.

That or...
You know that SM vet you took 3 hours to paint, carefully customize and then proudly displayed only to watch him and his squad go down in turn 2 of pretty much every game? I'm the guy next to him who was taken out just as hard but managed to get my one 6 in for wounding in the assault phase.

**Che-Vito**

Napalm wrote:
That or...
You know that SM vet you took 3 hours to paint, carefully customize and then proudly displayed only to watch him and his squad go down in turn 2 of pretty much every game? I'm the guy next to him who was taken out just as hard but managed to get my one 6 in for wounding in the assault phase.

Or better yet, that model that you work so hard on, deploy him close to a table edge, and watch in horror as someone bumps him off the table while walking by not-too-carefully, and an arm comes off.....

**HailShorty**

A crewman in a Deathstrike Missile Launcher. Bringing the Emperor's justice to enemies half a continent away and then doing naff-all for the rest of the campaign because there is little chance that it will be re-armed within the next few decades. Mainly because I'm not particualy brave and don't have a high pain threshold, but by that logic I would probably still be placed in a Conscript squad.

**fabbes**

a Imperator Titan pilot or gunner.

Its so durable that there is a good chance that you wont die of other things than old age even if a whole planet is shooting at you... if it were to happen that the Titan goes boom you wont feel anything anyway.

**BoxANT**

IRPurple wrote:
Jarran wrote:Imperial Guardsmen

now here is an honest and very well thought out reply, most of us probubly would be.....

actually, if you really want to get into it, we would all most likely be factory workers in a gakky hive.

the lucky ones would die in a factory related accident (or suicide, murdered, or executed), the unlucky ones would live longer but die from some chronic (and most likely untreated and painful) disease.

after, of course, spawning replacements.

**orkishlyorkish**

I would probably end up as one of the few trustworthy MOTF's who is also a chapter master who places his battle brothers BEFORE artifacts. If not I would probably become a devastator squad member since I like to blow things up!

-Orkishly

**darkangels_rule**

i would follow the logic of ciphus cain and join a guard artillery company --- war is soo much fun when viewed from about 10 - 20 miles away and viewed down the sights of an earthshaker and not up close and squishy at the "pointy end" of the war and down the sights of a lasgun.
lol

**hamsterlord20**

I do love orks with a great green passion, but I would probably be an Imperial Commissar. I have an extreme (to insane points) feelings of loyalty, extremism, duty and responsibility. I would definatly be the leader who would shoot any of his own men at the sign of fleeing. We are here to do our duty to serve the emperor, even if that means death for his purpose. Considering one of my grand-uncles was a russian major, its kind of suiting!

But if I actually had a real choice, definatly an Ork warboss, lead da boyz into battle to go krump da umies! I also love being a leader and having people do my dirty work