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Based on my family tree i would probably be a member of the nobility somewhere.

i would be a commissar if imperials or maybe and a basalisk gunner, come on what better place to be. Away from the front line but still shooting da bad guys.
Orks: Mek, i love screwing around with stuff.

NinjaPenguin wrote:Hrm. The Hive Mind.

Probably a Mekboy, with my love of tinkering and building. A more artistic Mekboy, though, if that's possible.

It is indeed, If you dig deep enough into the canon, extremly possible.
In the Waaargh! the orks (yes, it is really spelt with an R in that) it specifically says how the mekboys are pioneers into Ork music.

Please remember the wishlist person is for the slightly more popular thread I made a spinoff of. Heres the place to get all cynical and grimdark and stuff.

probably a traitor guardsmen because the imperium has to many rules that result in death for the offender, rather die doing something insanely crazy than something like not polshing my boots

lol
too true

Slaanesh worshipping Chaos Marine.

Some kind of small, pointless thing that can't hit the broad side of a barn and has a low capaity for pain.

Definately a grot.

i would probubly eather be dead, a slave, or a table...

IRPurple wrote:i would probubly eather be dead, a slave, or a table...

Same.

i think i'd be a Russ tank driver but i would most likely drive the tank into a river or something

MEDIIIIIIC!

Whitesheild company OR ork kamando.



Ok Hab worker.

i shall become marbo, but without the inner depression of seeing 9 of your brothers die. then ill be all like "i teleport 1" behind your BLAR!"
thats if i really had a choice...

if i didn't well, the way my life is going probably a conscript and HOPEFULLY become a guardsman (yay!) and yea i'd most likely be dead then.

I'd be dead.

I would be a gargantuan Squiggoth, dedicated to Nurgle, crewed by especially slimy Genestealers. And I would still be dead sexy.

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Fat bastard from austin powers?

I would probably become a lowly scribe in some badly lit dumpsterlike building if human.

A commissar or an Arbites Enforcer. I love the Storm coat and Peaked cap look the Commissars have. In fact to hell with it, I am now going to adopt this look in public.

Some sort of small rodent?

I think I would be dead because I can't keep my mouth shut went I don't agree with someone in authority. Just ask my Dad, my numerous old bosses, a few store managers, a few judges, my parole officer and those related to my victims. It's okay now, I've received lots of therapy and drugs but all I'm saying is I wouldn't have gotten these kind of chances in the 40K universe.

Dead


Edit: OH WAIT I KNOW!!! Its so easy I almost missed it.



A skull. A skull with GIANT PAULDRONS, that also have skulls on them. Which have skulls in their mouths and eye sockets. A skullodron. A skulldecahedron.

im gona modify my prediction, id probubly be some sort of orc or triranical confectionary, served great with old boot and bats urine....

Something Small, annoying and Die's Easily. OH and is a chicken. Ratling Deserter

No a Hellhound driver. Fire's Pretty and it hurt's.

I'd be an inquisitor. I have served in the US army, so I am confident, loyal, and durable, able to withstand grueling hours and physical punishment. I am also very intelligent (not going to list IQ or ASVAP scores, so just take my word for it), and good at putting 2 and 2 together. I also am somewhat condescending and judgmental of people. Perfect for the inquisition! I would probably belong to the Ordos Malleus.

Hmmm, im going to go with an apothecary.

Im big, strong (played university hockey), have training with medicine (accepted to med school, turned it down to go to pharmacy school)

and most importantly, i really like the color white

Dark Eldar Man-Toy

The 6th Chaos God.....

FoxPhoenix135 wrote:I'd be an inquisitor. I have served in the US army, so I am confident, loyal, and durable, able to withstand grueling hours and physical punishment. I am also very intelligent (not going to list IQ or ASVAP scores, so just take my word for it), and good at putting 2 and 2 together. I also am somewhat condescending and judgmental of people. Perfect for the inquisition! I would probably belong to the Ordos Malleus.

Modest. You forgot to say modest.

Now smite me, oh mighty smiter!

I'd probably be a swordsman in an Inquisitor's retinue. Skilled and devoted to splitting the heretic from shoulder to groin in the name of the Emperor, but ultimately expendable.