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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 03:05:40
Subject: 40k achievments
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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These legs were made for walking - Your squads didn't disembark from their transports through an entire game.
I think that one would be more appropriately called "These boots were(n't) made for walking".
Demolition derby- 25g Chip the paint off of an enemy model with your own model during a Ram
This one, since it's being done to the model and isn't really an in-universe sort of situation (like combat victory is), maybe change it to "Er... that'll buff out!"?
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 03:22:29
Subject: Re:40k achievments
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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OMFG: Kill a Terminator with a Grot
Keep on rollin: Run over Infantry with a Tank
SNIIIIIIIPER!: Make 25 Units go to ground.
Bulleye: Get 50 Direct Blast Template Hits
Over-Kill: Kill a unit with more than 5 wounds to spare.
Waaagh! Expert: Kill half or more of your enemies units during a Waaagh!
Game over man. GAME OVER!: Fail 50 Morale Checks as IG
Tiananmen Square: Win a Death or Glory!
and my favorite one...
My other car is a Baneblade: Win as IG with no armor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 03:43:24
Subject: 40k achievments
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Stealthy Dark Angels Scout with Shotgun
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Epaminondas wrote:
"The God-Emperor" 450G
Awarded to the commander of atleast one, fully-painted Warhammer 40,000 army of at least 1,500 points who can lay claim to a girlfriend that is a certifiable 10 on the Hotness scale.
Achievement unlocked
'Bring out the big guns' Field at least 6 ordnance weapons.
'Hasta la vista' Field an army composed entirely of terminator models
'I'll be back' Reduce Justicar Thawn to 0 wounds
'Wall of flesh' Have over 130 non vehicle models on the field at once.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 03:58:31
Subject: Re:40k achievments
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Army of 1s: Fail at least 80% or more 2+ saves in a single round of shooting
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 07:20:07
Subject: 40k achievments
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Confessor Of Sins
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starbomber109 wrote:
"Hull Down"~ 50G Every single one of your vehicles has a cover save during you opponents shooting phase.
Both I and my opponent today got this achievement.
It wasn't so much that the board was covered in terrain, as much as it was because in our 1,500 point lists we had a total of 0 vehicles between us.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 11:49:58
Subject: 40k achievments
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
Sitting in the corner of The Eye Of Terror... crying...
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starbomber109 wrote:"Hull Down"~ 50G Every single one of your vehicles has a cover save during you opponents shooting phase.
So long as it isn't due to your opponant blowing up all your vechicles bar that piranha behind those trees
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The person saying this is a chaos lord, NOT an ork
Firaeveus Carron wrote:Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! THE FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
CLANG! WHAT THE FETH WAS THAT?!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 11:52:03
Subject: Re:40k achievments
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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(LONG list incoming)
Veteran sergeant-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Space Marines-10g
Wolf guard-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Space Wolves-10g
Sanguinary Guard-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Blood Angels-10g
Deathwing Terminator-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Dark Angels-10g
Emperor’s Champion-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Black Templars-10g
Junior officer-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Imperial Guard-10g
Justicar-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Grey Knights-10g
Sister Superior-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Witch Hunters-10g
Skarboy-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Orks-10g
Exarch-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Eldar-10g
Dracon-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Dark Eldar-10g
Devourer-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Tyranids-10g
Harvester-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Necrons-10g
Aspiring Champion-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Chaos Space Marines-10g
Herald of the Dark Gods-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Chaos Daemons-10g
Crisis Battlesuit pilot-amass a 5 win streak using codex: Tau Empire-10g
Remembrancer-amass a 5 win streak using a ‘illegal’ army list (e.g. Kroot Mercenaries,)-10g
Child of the machine-amass a 5 win streak using a Forge World army list (e.g. The Tyrant’s Legion)-10g
The big guns never tire-Field an army in which every unit has a blast weapon of some kind-15g
Nowhere to hide-Field an army in which every unit has a Template weapon of some kind-15g
Just need some duct tape-Have a ‘tech’ character (e.g. Techmarine, Big Mek etc.) fix a vehicle 3 times in a game-15g
THIS is how we do it-Kill an enemy special character in assault with a sergeant of a troops squad-15g
The Good ole’ fashioned way-Win a game of apocalypse without fielding a single super-heavy or Gargantuan creature-15g
The Gods march in step-Field a Chaos space marine army containing 1 unit of Khorne Berserkers, 1 unit of Plague Marines, 1 unit of Noise marines, 1 unit of Thousand sons, and 1 unit of Chaos space Marines with an Icon of Chaos glory-25g
Redeemer of the Lost-Field a Blood Angels army where you’re only units are Astorath the Grim, Reclusiarchs, chaplains, Death Company, Death company Dreadnaughts, and transports-25g
Fetch!-Playing as Space Wolves, have over 25% of your army finish the game in the enemy deployment zone-25g
Inner circle my ass!-Field a Dark Angel army containing no Ravenwing or Deathwing units-25g
Guess he was right after all-Playing as Black Templars, have the Emperor’s Champion kill an enemy special character-25g
Lord of murder-Playing as Dark Eldar, have your Archon or Succubus kill over twice their points amount (friendly AND enemy models count!)-25g
The Gods work in mysterious ways-Playing as Chaos Daemons, lose over 75% of your army and still win the game-25g
Chains of command-Playing as Imperial Guard, issue over twenty orders in a game-25g
Who needs Kroot?-Playing as Tau, win a close combat with Fire warriors-25g
Now you see me, now you’re unconscious-Playing as Eldar, field an army with only Rangers (or Pathfinders) as troops-25g
Ask for a refund on that armour. It doesn’t work-Playing as Necrons, kill a vehicle using disruption fields-25g
Boreal would be proud-Playing as Space Marines, deep strike over half your army on a single turn-25g
Climbing in yo’ window and snatching yo’ people up-Playing as Tyranids, kill an enemy HQ with a Lictor (or Deathleaper)-25g
Already engaged, please phone back later-Playing as Witch Hunters, fail every single faith roll in a game-25g
What we were born to do-Playing as Grey Knights, table a Chaos Daemons army-25g
Gork built me ‘otrod-Playing as Orks, do not lose a single vehicle in a game-25g
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 14:17:44
Subject: Re:40k achievments
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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BKAW!!! - win 5 games with Kroot in your army
Fried Chicken is Delicious - wipe a Kroot unit off the table with flamers, heavy flamers, flamestorm cannons, incinerators, and/or cleansing flame
No! PLEASE NO!!! - Assault any unit from Codex: SoB with any unit with the MoS
Boom! Headshot! - Snipe the Commissar out of a blob squad using a Vindicare assassin
I would like to requisition a pair of Oven Mitts - Lose 10 models to Gets Hot rolls
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 18:22:48
Subject: Re:40k achievments
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Stabbin' Skarboy
WHEREVA DA FIGHTIN IZ BEST
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uuuh?-50g feild 3 full platoons as imperial guard witout proxying
a leeman what?-10g own an imperial guard or SM army of 1000 points or more and not a single tracked veichal
waaa wait NO run away- 5g feild an army of nothing but grots and big meks
WHAT THE ****ING ****- 150g win with said army
what are these for?- 100g have no infintry bases hit the table for a whole game
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/17 18:36:56
Subject: Re:40k achievments
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Stormin' Stompa
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God Emperor: have at least 500pts of each imperium army.
Extra cash: own a forge world titan.
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