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Epic Terminator Fail - Fail 5 of 5 armor saves on your Chaos Terminator champions...

Emmkay wrote:Chain Reaction: Blow up a vehicle and have another one taken out in the blast (damn hard to do but theoretically possible...)

They would need to roll a 7 for armour penetration on the rear armour to even do anything. Would be cool if they could.



"Is this some sort of secret plan?" ".... yeah secret plan *shifty eyes*" - 400G
If your opponent asks to see your army list give it to them, them pretend to poorly try not to laugh. Convince them without saying that you are up to something. Start unpacking lots of vehicles from your army case. Then when it comes to deployment do not use any vehicles at all, or use something entirely different to what it looks like you were going to use. Example unpack a full mech SM list, but deploy it as an anti-tank or quickly pull out an Ork army and deploy that instead; pushing aside any unused models. Next pull out the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th editions of the rules of WHFB and place them aside. If asked reply "But, we do need the rules to play don't we?". If your opponent goes first interrupt them during their deployment and shown them a very suspicious looking FAQ that claims that before a battle can take place the story of the black and white space space marine on the black and white bike. At the start of each turn roll a D6 on a roll of 2+ place a large blast template on the battlefield, then scatter 2D6". Where that template stops, place grot models as if they were having a tea party, you must include a little table and a little tea set for them. This remains there for the rest of the game or until they are killed and there can be multiple tea parties. Any model within 20" of the tea party must take a moral test, if they pass they join the tea party and are counted as a casualty as they would drop their weapons and join in the tea party. When placing the template your pinky finger should be extended. If the opponent has been convinced of your insanity, you win the game and unlock this achievement.

I thought of a few more

"DakkaDakkaDakkaDakkaDakka!!!"~ 200G Win a game without assaulting or being assaulted.

"First rank fire! Seccond rank AAAHHHHH!"~ 25G Wipe out an IG squad before they take any shots.

"Why didn't that happen in Dawn of War?"~ 15G Kill a squad of Space Marines with howling banshees.

"We'll be back...later"~50G Phase out a Necron Army.

"Metal boxes!"~ 10G Load a squad of infantry back into their own transport.

"Hull Down"~ 50G Every single one of your vehicles has a cover save during you opponents shooting phase.

"Dakkafex"~ 25G Field an MC with no CCW (edit: Is this possible?)

starbomber109 wrote:"Dakkafex"~ 25G Field an MC with no CCW (edit: Is this possible?)

Technically, my Greater Daemon has no CCW. He has no shooting either, but hey, I get the achievement.

"Oi! A butterfly..." 25G

Lose the game because you rolled an "Oops" on your Shokk Attack Gun roll.

(That happened to me before... so an additional 25G for me! )

"I survived? Err... That was my plan all along." 25G

Somehow, by stroke of luck, have a Mek survive a game after being "Zoink"'d into a superheavy.


((Sucky names but I'm tired....)

starbomber109 wrote:
"Hull Down"~ 50G Every single one of your vehicles has a cover save during you opponents shooting phase.

any tau player should have this one

Self-destruct.

Blow up a super heavy and lose over half your army in the resulting explosion.

spartanghost wrote:

starbomber109 wrote:
"Hull Down"~ 50G Every single one of your vehicles has a cover save during you opponents shooting phase.

any tau player should have this one

As should Marine players with rhinos and three vindicators.

Also, the Big Mek killing the unit he Zonks into should probably be something like

"Da best laid planz!"

Also

"Deff Metal!"~15G lose your entire army to an 'eadbanger roll from your Wyrdboy.

Grotzooka-75g-Kill Calgar with Grot shooting.
Dead eye-50g-In a battle, don't scatter with any template weapons.
Who's vunerable to heavy weapons NOW!!!-25g-Kill a devestator squad with a Ravenor.

Dude, where's my car? - Every unit in your army is mounted in a transport.

These legs were made for walking - Your squads didn't disembark from their transports through an entire game.

Because I can - Field a single superheavy vehicle as your entire army in an Apoc game.

A Void this! - Take out more than half of the enemy army with a single void grenade.

The Cricket- Take out any MC with a laspistol.
(MIB, for those who don't get it)
Darn, Darn, F**K!- Break your vow of not swearing during a game of warhammer.

David and Goliath- Use a drone to kill a dreadnaught in CC.

Landed on their own bayonets- Assault an enemy only to have each assaulting model removed from play.

Can crush a small animal- Drop the rulebook, destroying any model that is beneath it.

The fine print- Have a successful attack/kill denied due to not following a single rule(any rule applies).

"Of Swords and Sorcery"-20G
Actually own and play an WHFB Army

"Sons of the Gods"-30G
Run a Mono-God Chaos List (Daemons or Marines) and win in a tourney

"Iron Within, Iron Without"-40G
Win a game without losing a single model

"We'll Clobber 'em Good"-20G
Win a game as Orks

"Sons of Russ"-20G
Defeat a Daemons army as Space Wolves

"To hell with Imbalance!"-40G
Defeat the Daemons of Chaos army in WHFB as any codex that is not Daemons, Dark Elves, Vampires, High Elves, or Lizardmen.

"Glory and Fame!"-30G
Win 3 games in a row as either Kroot Mercs or Dogs of War

"Static Resolution? Pffft..."-25G
Win a combat by 5 or more kills in WHFB

"Oi!"-10G
Fail 3 Animosity tests as Orcs and Goblins and still manage to win.

"Behemoth of Battle"-15G
Break a unit in Close Combat with a Monstrous Creature

"I Have Ascended!"-5G
Deploy a Greater Daemon in a Mortal army through sacrifice of an Aspiring Champion

"Die by Steel!"-15G
Field a WHFB Character without any magic items.

"Zoggin' Know Wots"-5G
Roll a one on a Looted Wagon's movement check.

"It was for the Greater Good"-10G
Win a game as Tau

"All Missiles, AWAY!"-5G
Use all 6 of the Sky Ray's missiles in a game.

"By Grugni's Iron Beard!"-15G
Field 2 units of Ironbreakers

"The Might of Grimnir"-15G
Field 2 units of Slayers, with accompanying Slayer Hero/Lord

"Servant of the Old Ones"-15G
Win a game as Lizardmen

"The Old One's Plans"-25G
Cast 4 consecutive spells in 1 magic phase without any being dispelled

"Infernus Diabolus"-30G
Defeat a Daemon army with a Pure Grey Knights force.

"Burn the Heretics!"-25G
Defeat a Chaos Marine army as Sisters of Battle.

"Angels of Death"-10G
Deep Strike over 50% of your Space Marine army.

"We are His fist"-40G
Win a game as Space Marines with your opponent allowed double the points value (I.E. 1,500 of Marines vs. 3,000 of Orks)

"Your ilk is not welcome here"-20G
Win a game against a Pure Slaaneshi Daemon army as Eldar

"Wraith-Host"-35G
Field an Iyanden army with Wraithlord, Wraithguard, and Yriel.

"Decadance is your downfall"-20G
Win a game as Slaaneshi Daemons against Eldar

"This' my Trukk, pretty nice, eh?"-25G
Field a mech Ork army

"Cold Hate and Sharp Steel"-15G
Win a game as Dark Elves

"Defenders of Ulthuan"-35G
Win a game as High Elves vs. Daemons of Chaos.

Repent, for tomorrow you die!!!-10g-Play in a campaign as a sm force.
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom-15g-Win an annihalation game as the tyranids.
Overcompensting?-25g-Field 2 forgemasters and 6 dreads

You Bastards!!!- Have your entire command squad get killed, except for Kenny, the Standard bearer.

What do you mean, there's nothing left to take as trophies?! - Phase a Necron army in one turn of assault.

AROOOOO....awwww. - Assault with an IC in a squad of Blood Claws, and end combat by wiping the enemy out before your own Blood Claws get to swing.

Good thing we let him out of the tank first, huh? - Win a game in which you rolled no 1s for any of Kharn the Betrayer's attacks.

Hey, fireworks! - Suffer no unsaved wounds or vehicle damage rolls after an enemy Imperial Guard shooting phase that fired no less than five large templates.

Where's the tech-priests?! - In a mechanized army, immobilize all of your vehicles on terrain during your first movement phase.

Are you sure you got it, sir? - Crash a skimmer by failing a terrain test after moving flat out or turbo-boosting.

Four times the legal BAC - Complete "Are you sure you got it, sir?" by crashing said skimmer on any variety of landing pad.

Retreat to the web--wha?! - Lose an entire squad of Warp Spiders (3 or more) by rolling 1s when they use their teleportation ability.

This is never going to come off... - Have a transport survive more than two rounds of shooting from Tyranid living ammo.

I spit my last breath at thee, cursed white whale!!! - Claim a moral victory after being massacred by Tyranids, Kroot, or anything that consumes fallen victims by reminding them that they assimilated Kharn the Betrayer's DNA, and their entire race will kill each other to the last being over the next few decades.

Blood for the Blood God! - Lend a Chaos Rhino to a loyalist marine player for a game, and be cursed at when they accidentally puncture one of their hands on spiky bits.

Emmkay wrote:Chain Reaction: Blow up a vehicle and have another one taken out in the blast (damn hard to do but theoretically possible...)

They would need to roll a 7 for armour penetration on the rear armour to even do anything. Would be cool if they could.

IIRC, everything's bigger in Texas...er, apocalypse. So yes, it is possible.


Imperial Guard Tank Corpse
-Destroy all of the enemy's armor in one turn. Only awarded if enemy has 8 or more tanks.

OMG...AND it blows up?!
-Lose an entire unit to a C'tan's essence explosion.

Squig Goth
-Have any inquisitorial character turned into a squig.

Lolwut?
-Shoot a Vindicare Assassin to death with that same Vindicare Assassin.

Uhhh...thanks?
-Have The Changeling kill itself by firing your weapons.

How many miles???
-Be out of range with a deathstrike missile launcher.

I'z King Kong!
-Have a nob pass a leadership test by taking a wound on himself from his own bosspole as the last member of his squad.

This will be a while...
-Resurrect a necron while in combat with other necrons solely because the opposing necrons are of the same type.

5G "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"~ Win a game with either Pretty, Angry, Movie, or Hello Kitty marines. (hidden achievement)

5G 'The Naked Achievement' ~ is exactly what it says

10G 'Worst Farseer EVAR'~ Fail to use any of your farseer's powers (even eldrad) during a game and still win.

100G 'It Still Needs More Dakka'~ Kill a vehicle of AV14 with a looted wagon.

10G 'Laughing God'~ Laugh hysterically every time your opponent rolls a one during one game.

10G 'Lucky Model (IE: Dude, I hit him with a Lascannon and he's FINE?!?!)' One model survives more than twenty AP 1 and/or S9 or higher attacks in a row. (they may be spread out over diffrent turns)

The closest I've come to 'Lucky Model' is 3 Lascannons at my Sorcerer, which he survived, but then the game ended. I could have kept at it all day though.

A few i've earned -Smurfslayer-Defeat a vanilla sm army using the new chaos 'dex.
Height? I laugh at height!-Destroy a skimmer in cc.
They were just dragging me down anyway-Get a squad annihalated except for 1 man, who then singlehandedly destroys an enemy unit.
hur hur BOOM!-destroy a vehicle in cc with your hq, before getting him killed in the explosion.
It's the thought that counts-In the entire game, kill one enemy.
Johnny I hardly knew ye-have your hq do absolutely nothing in a game (eg, teleports in and gets killed immeadiatly )

...how does that add up!?!
- loose a game to an ig player while you still have mroe than 4x there numbers, because they have a single squad of grey nights somewhere across the table worth more than half there army.

n0t_u wrote:

Emmkay wrote:Chain Reaction: Blow up a vehicle and have another one taken out in the blast (damn hard to do but theoretically possible...)

They would need to roll a 7 for armour penetration on the rear armour to even do anything. Would be cool if they could.

You get a +1 on the damage roll against open top, so you'd pretty much need to do this to trukk spam but it could happen.

starbomber109 wrote:

"Da best laid planz!"

My favorite RvB episode.

iamthecougar wrote:

n0t_u wrote:

Emmkay wrote:Chain Reaction: Blow up a vehicle and have another one taken out in the blast (damn hard to do but theoretically possible...)

They would need to roll a 7 for armour penetration on the rear armour to even do anything. Would be cool if they could.

You get a +1 on the damage roll against open top, so you'd pretty much need to do this to trukk spam but it could happen.

Open topped is +1 to the damage roll, not the penetration roll, i.e. a roll of a 3 on glancing a trukk would count as a 2 (-2 for glancing, +1 for open topped)

Here We Come!
Ram an Land Raider with an Battlewagon and succesfully destroy it (no deff roll)

"And They Shall Know No Fear, Unless Its A Tank": Lose a SM unit by failing a leadership check and getting run off the table by a tank.

BlueGiant wrote:"And They Shall Know No Fear, Unless Its A Tank": Lose a SM unit by failing a leadership check and getting run off the table by a tank.

I have never, ONCE, in my entire WH40K career seen someone successfully tank shock.


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But then again i have never played against a Mecha-army, either.

Did it for the lulz- Break your opponent's HQ

Kitzz wrote:
How many miles???
-Be out of range with a deathstrike missile launcher.

I'z King Kong!
-Have a nob pass a leadership test by taking a wound on himself from his own bosspole as the last member of his squad.

1# Har har har That might be hard
2# That's not possible as nobz can't cause wounds on themself with bosspole. I think the Ork Codex says so.

Maaan, over already?
Lose your entire army by only Deep Striking off table or on top of enemy and rolling 1s or 2s on every single mishap roll.

I said we were going too fast...
Have your entire skimmer squad/jetbike squad destroyed by flatoutting/turbo boosting into terrain and fail every dangerous terrain test.

50G - Glory Hogs: successfully Death or Glory three tanks with one model.

10G - "Green Green Green": During a night fight, kill the unit that set off a Searchlight, markerlight, or Solar Pulse first.

10G - "Metal Gear?!" Infiltrate (or outflank) a squad or an IC near a walker and destroy the walker with them that turn.

10G - "Who's really rambo here? (alt: Mortal Kombat)": Get Boss Snikroot and Sly Mabro into combat with eachother.

5G - "Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!?": Lose any deep strike IC to 'perils of the warp'

WARBOSS: 500g- Scream WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 40000 times during your lifetime

what the F**k is that: 50g- Have 1500pts of orks all in non 40k model proxy truks/wagons/BWs

I NEED CAFFEINE: 100g finish a 25000+ Apoco game... in under 8 hours

But... da red ones go fasta... 10g- when switching from orks to another race, unintentionaly move a transport an extra inch... cuz it got red paint!!

Demolition derby- 25g Chip the paint off of an enemy model with your own model during a Ram