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2009/11/16 11:11:35
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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Crappy Emo and Abaddon...it strangely works :p
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2009/11/16 18:34:20
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Mysterious Techpriest
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So Abaddon is emo?... that explains a lot.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/11/16 20:50:20
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Owain wrote:So Abaddon is emo?... that explains a lot.
It does actually,
Abaddon fails a lot, and Emo is synonomous for Fail.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
DA:80-S+++G+++M++++B++I+Pw40k97#+D++++A++++/fWD199R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2009/11/20 04:53:39
Subject: Re:Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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Three days now I've been gone from this site.
Ive setteled in for a 12-hour work-night.
I clicked on this thread
to read what's been said.
Not a thing had been posted, what a plight!
Ghidorah
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2009/11/20 05:57:15
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Oh verily did the guardsmen shoot,
But the orkish xeno gave not a toot.
You get what you pay for,
In this grim 40k war.
Lasguns come cheap and are useless to boot.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/11/22 09:22:39
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Room for dramatic yet 40k-inspired poetry, anyone?
Cease, this war of attrition.
Your iron tracks grind to a halt
No longer fueled by blood and tears.
Blows exchanged in everlasting futility
Will continue ere one deigns not strike.
Woman, you shame this son of the Emperor
To leave his faith thus buckled and torn.
Not a shot was fired,
Yet this warrior's spirit has been laid low.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/11/23 10:39:10
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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To the tune of Noel:
Co-lon-el! Co-lon-el!
Joy to the highest for
Our orders from above!
Co-lon-el! Co-lon-el!
Why does the commissar
Look like he's about to have fun?
Co-lon-el! Co-lon-el!
We're getting blasted and dying,
Perhaps it's time that we run?
(I think I got the tune right)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/15 20:59:54
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I once knew an ork from Natucket,
Who killed people with a giant bucket.
As he walked over here,
I was gripped with fear,
And I said to myself "Well,  it."
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/15 21:47:51
Subject: Re:Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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 I can't write any AdMech poems.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2009/12/15 22:12:27
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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AdMech...? 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/16 20:41:59
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Emperors Faithful wrote:AdMech...?
AdMech or Adeptus Mechanicus.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2009/12/16 22:30:22
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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There once was a very smart servitor, Who I'm sure you've never heard of before. When the time came to fight, He fled off into the night. 'Cos his 'seer was a jerk not worth dying for. Close enough?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/16 22:30:36
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/23 07:40:19
Subject: Lyrics, Dakka and Gaming
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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There once was a young Eldar soul,
Whom Slaanesh wished to reap a fine toll.
She seduced his poor heart,
For he was not so smart.
And for that his Craftworld 'twas raped.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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