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2010/03/02 21:39:45
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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Mr. T eats cancer when he's hungry.
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2010/03/03 02:02:34
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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The "Big Bang" is equal to 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris Round House Kick)
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/03/03 02:03:20
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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lord of the ghosts wrote:Mr. T eats cancer when he's hungry.
I see what you did there!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/03/15 02:24:31
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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person person wrote:lord of the ghosts wrote:Mr. T eats cancer when he's hungry.
I see what you did there!
What did I do there?
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2010/03/24 01:21:44
Subject: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (War)
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Arnold Schwarzenegger only beat the Predator because when the camera wasn't watching he called Chuck Norris and asked for his help.
Same thing with Predator 2.....Damned Predators just can't beat Chuck Norris.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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