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2010/02/07 16:12:05
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Yeah when we stopped off in Dubai i got two women for like 80 qui...
Uhoh.
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2010/02/07 16:16:08
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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mattyrm wrote:Yeah when we stopped off in Dubai i got two women for like 80 qui...
Uhoh.
Well, dubai DOES need to start bringing in some new income...
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
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2010/02/07 16:27:02
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Yeah the funny thing was we said to a taxi driver "we want beer? we want disco?" and he said "uhh... girls?" and we said "yeah yeah thats it" and he took us to what we thought was a night club, and it turned out to be the most awesome whore house in the history of the world, and ive been to Gibraltar!
The place was awesome, it was all smoke and lights and marble and smoking Russian chicks. They are certainly going to be ok economically as far as i can see! 
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2010/02/07 17:00:26
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Thst DOES sound like my experience with middle-eastern taxi drivers. And that was my only mode of transportation for two years.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/07 17:31:43
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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mattyrm wrote:Yeah the funny thing was we said to a taxi driver "we want beer? we want disco?" and he said "uhh... girls?" and we said "yeah yeah thats it" and he took us to what we thought was a night club, and it turned out to be the most awesome whore house in the history of the world, and ive been to Gibraltar!
The place was awesome, it was all smoke and lights and marble and smoking Russian chicks. They are certainly going to be ok economically as far as i can see!
Sounds like my experience in Armenia, quite intresting but also a bit scary. But I find that kinde of "relations" to be quite sad in fact
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2010/02/07 17:34:09
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Put it in the bank and live of the free money it generates.
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2010/02/07 17:57:47
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Fixture of Dakka
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What is it about foreign Taxi-drivers and young British males? I'd been in Amsterdam for approximately 5 minutes, and my turkish cabbie was trying to sell me coke and drop me off at the nearest whorehouse!
'Mate, I'm here for the museums!'
'Sex Museum, yes?'
'Oh, never mind - just give me two grams...'
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/07 18:01:29
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Yeah i can imagine Amsterdam..
Can i have a cup of tea please mate?
You want dildo yes?
Uh?
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2010/02/07 18:03:49
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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I've always wanted to go to Amsterdam,and these last 2 post inspire me even more.
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2010/02/07 18:04:24
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I have to confess that yes, I DID by a dildo in Amsterdam.
Well, come on - it would be like visiting London and not going to see Big Ben!
I think I just came up with an idea for a novelty dildo.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
@FITZZ - Mate, go. It is mental.
Wanna smoke weed and watch a women fire ping-pong balls out of, ahem, 'intimate' areas? Amsterdam is the place for you.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/07 18:11:38
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Albatross wrote:I have to confess that yes, I DID by a dildo in Amsterdam.
Well, come on - it would be like visiting London and not going to see Big Ben!
I think I just came up with an idea for a novelty dildo.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
@FITZZ - Mate, go. It is mental.
Wanna smoke weed and watch a women fire ping-pong balls out of, ahem, 'intimate' areas? Amsterdam is the place for you.
I can see your sales pitch already " The BIG Big Ben-it will really ring your bells!" 
As for Amsterdam,yup the ping pong trick seals the deal...I've got to go.
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2010/02/07 18:13:34
Subject: Re:What would you do with a million dollars?
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I would engage in perversities and things that would make Shadowbrand cry.
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2010/02/07 18:19:22
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Albatross wrote:I have to confess that yes, I DID by a dildo in Amsterdam.
Simple misspelling or Freudian slip?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/02/07 18:49:06
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Albatross wrote:
I think I just came up with an idea for a novelty dildo.
That's going to give me nightmares... 
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2010/02/07 18:51:41
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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i would use it to buy more minis XD. and a car. and a super secert lair.
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2010/02/07 18:52:44
Subject: Re:What would you do with a million dollars?
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See, this is why prostitution and drugs should stay illegal. If they weren't, Amsterdam's economy would collapse overnight!
(note: I'm not actually against those things being illegal)
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/07 19:43:43
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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I'm pretty dull.
1/4 for a house better than this pos,
1/4 banked for maintenance and improvements
1/2 invested
Suddenly work will feel much easier as every dollar earned will be "fun money."
However, the actual breakdown would be.
1/2 taxes
1/8 for a house better than this pos (believe me, it'd be enough)
1/8 banked for maintenance and improvements
1/4 invested
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2010/02/07 19:54:21
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Been Around the Block
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250k a loft on top of a 4 car workshop
20k on a fc33 ( 2nd gen rx7 )
40k on fd3s ( 3rd gen rx7 )
20k on ae86 ( toyota corolla )
50k in car parts
after i made my 10,000pt nid army, i would bank the rest.
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2010/02/07 19:58:08
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Dakka Veteran
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malfred wrote:
However, the actual breakdown would be.
1/2 taxes
1/8 for a house better than this pos (believe me, it'd be enough)
1/8 banked for maintenance and improvements
1/4 invested
...I live in Canada...You have no right to bitch about taxes...
And don't even get started about britan. tHough at least they get to see something for it (transportation and healthcare FTW!!!)
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/07 20:02:38
Subject: Re:What would you do with a million dollars?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Orkeo wrote:Simple misspelling or Freudian slip?
NEVER slip when carrying a dildo.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/07 20:21:55
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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It was a one in a million shot doc! One in a million!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/02/07 23:11:57
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Fast cars and faster women, the rest I would just waste!
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2010/02/07 23:24:47
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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tankworks wrote:Fast cars and faster women, the rest I would just waste!
I work on fast cars & have worked on my share of fast women,belive me they are the waste,a wonderful waste...but a waste none the less
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2010/02/08 00:21:09
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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@tankworks - George Best fan? Automatically Appended Next Post: Oh, and...
@FITZZ - When you said you have 'worked on' fast women, why do I get the image of pliers and a blowtorch in a dingy basement somewhere?
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/08 00:43:56
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Albatross wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, and...
@FITZZ - When you said you have 'worked on' fast women, why do I get the image of pliers and a blowtorch in a dingy basement somewhere?
Can't Imagine why you'd get those images Albatross ...Ok,maybe I can
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/02/08 00:49:59
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Madrak Ironhide
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nintendoeats wrote:malfred wrote:
However, the actual breakdown would be.
1/2 taxes
1/8 for a house better than this pos (believe me, it'd be enough)
1/8 banked for maintenance and improvements
1/4 invested
...I live in Canada...You have no right to bitch about taxes...
And don't even get started about britan. tHough at least they get to see something for it (transportation and healthcare FTW!!!)
Not complaining. I was restating it as a fact also to point out how easy it would be to
upgrade the ol' casa.
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2010/02/08 02:19:20
Subject: What would you do with a million dollars?
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Call me immature... I wouldn't have elaborate plans. I'd spend at least half on games/models, though maybe not immediately. I'd also take a trip to Amsterdam with a friend or 3. One would be a straight-edge guy with good driving skills though, just to be safe.
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