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I don't normally look for "it" using both hands. I did once but that was only to move the fat rolls out of the way (hey, she looked good with beer goggles on and skinny too).

Tempe is full of college brats, hippies and rich old people. Your yard, your tree is the idea here. I personally hate it when my old neighbor runs his leaf blower, or my other neighbor lets his dog bark all afternoon in the yard, but I don't give them a hard time about it. What's so different about a dick tree thing?

Don't blow your leaf blower on it, it will only get bigger.

The point is, that some things are 'offensive' to some people, some can be funny to other people, and none of them really matter except in the eyes of a 'law' written by the unnecessarily offended having more power in what 'should' or 'should not' be considered a law because they are old farts with sticks up their butts and they have more say in what can be seen on a city street.

Personally I find it hillarious, and if it offends old bastards so much the better. Sometimes people need to be offended so they can lighten the hell up.

But think of the children!

A little girl looks at the tree and asks her mother what it is. Embarrassed, mum says it is nothing.

The little girl then turns to dad and asks the same thing.

"That is a penis, lucy."

"Why did mum say it was nothing?"

"Because I've spoiled that woman."

maybe if "the children" weren't raised to think of origional sin and church kneeling as 'normal' reality they wouldn't care?

We are one of the most repressed cultures when it comes to being blunt about sex with our kids. We worry more about a penis shape than a disney movie (hint hint little mermaid) and actually get the law involved over it.

I like the idea that a stork dropped me through the roof too, but I prefer to hear "yeah that's cause I got laid and 9 months later you came out" as at least that means people will let go of the little xtian hangups that make us have to hide things from our kids. Sex? So what? just think of the children? Children ruin lives... ask any single mom... I prefer not to think of them. They just run around, drool on stuff, poop, and eat. (and the babies act like that too)... I don't think they care even, if we dropped from space storks or from penis trees. Pick your lie if it works for you I guess. Just for posterity, and to embarassass single moms and deadbeat dads I just want to use this word again: PENIS... That's what made it happen in the first place innit?

You really think Mary the Virgin was a virgin then go ahead and turn some water into space chickens or something. Dicks exist (I am living proof) so why is it such a problem for some people to fathom? I hear "just think of the children" and I think "No... think of the dumbass parents that raise deluded morons... who will eventually deal with their stay at the old folks home..."

Heh.... woodpeckers.

We are one of the most repressed cultures when it comes to being blunt about sex with our kids.

You've never been to Africa!


I bet that they would already be in jail if they had carved it into a giant american flag.

Huh!

Even Obamanation hasn't yet managed to make it a criminal offence to carve a dead tree into an American flag.

Kilkrazy wrote:Huh!

Even Obamanation hasn't yet managed to make it a criminal offence to carve a dead tree into an American flag.

All they would need is for king saud to command them to do it.

what an epic phaillus

We use things to represent us. It's the nature of art isn't it? And we don't complain to the authorities about rubix cubes or pokemon from the previous posters (and yes I do find pokemon offensive, even as an avatar). I don't see the difference. In MY 'americania' there would be dicktrees everywhere and less H&Rblock roadsigns.

Guitardian wrote:We use things to represent us. It's the nature of art isn't it? And we don't complain to the authorities about rubix cubes or pokemon from the previous posters (and yes I do find pokemon offensive, even as an avatar). I don't see the difference. In MY 'americania' there would be dicktrees everywhere and less H&Rblock roadsigns.

..?

What's wrong with pokemon?

Shadowbrand wrote:Heh.... woodpeckers.

Shadowbrand wins.

everything is wrong with pokemon. it starts with a wierd alien culture that has discussions about who's martial arts beats yours, and ends with a card game and a video in english to corrupt your kids into thinking like that.

Guitardian wrote:everything is wrong with pokemon. it starts with a wierd alien culture that has discussions about who's martial arts beats yours, and ends with a card game and a video in english to corrupt your kids into thinking like that.

That doesn't actually explain pokemon, though it does explain dragonball Z pretty damn well.

Jinx, making animals for fight for enjoyment,and then confining them to little balls for the times they ernt fighting.

Pokemon is fake. The show is about being friends with little creatures on top of that. Seriously.

No way man. Pokeman is an accurate and concise documentary of how Japanese kids learn manners and stuff.

I don't think any of you guys really know much about pokemon..

I actually do. I was trying to dumb down for the benefits of the young 'uns

DBZ taught me all I need to know about life.

Pull on peoples tails and they go Ape$h!t

different hair color evidently works too

I find it funny how its a three page discussion on some big wood

Hey hey hey... This is a very VERY important topic here, deserving of 3 pages of very serious, and HARD discussion.

>_<

ShumaGorath wrote:

We are one of the most repressed cultures when it comes to being blunt about sex with our kids.

You've never been to Africa!


I bet that they would already be in jail if they had carved it into a giant american flag.

In most countries you can be lynched for raising the American flag.

I can't think of anything to add to this discussion that wouldn’t just be a crude double entendre.

And believe me I’ve thought LONG and HARD.

I'll be here all week.

heh...long and hard