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2010/02/15 14:31:18
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I may have a spare that would fit it. I have to have them custom made, but I wouldn't mind helping out.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2010/02/15 14:39:48
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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What colour is it?
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2010/02/15 14:40:02
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Monster Rain wrote:notprop wrote:Needs laquer though, he should ask someone to come and polish his end. It would only cost $5 and he would really feel the benefit.
 I don't think laquer is such a good idea. Imagine the fire hazard. One errant spark and people will think the man is a member of a Gay Splinter-Group of the Ku Klux Klan.
I really don't think that it is appropriate to mention splinters when talking about a phallus! 
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2010/02/15 14:54:13
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Kilkrazy wrote:It needs protection from the elements. Some kind of hat, or helmet, would be a good idea.
I hear the German's make the best.
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2010/02/15 15:14:32
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Kilkrazy wrote:It needs protection from the elements. Some kind of hat, or helmet, would be a good idea.
I hear the German's make the best.
True but I prefer a more classical look. If he had the money he could have it protected with perfectly tuned bronze, he could have a bell end of sorts.
Very tasteful.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2010/02/15 15:16:41
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Yvan eht nioj
In my Austin Ambassador Y Reg
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notprop wrote:Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Kilkrazy wrote:It needs protection from the elements. Some kind of hat, or helmet, would be a good idea.
I hear the German's make the best.
True but I prefer a more classical look. If he had the money he could have it protected with perfectly tuned bronze, he could have a bell end of sorts.
Very tasteful.
If it is going to be laquered then surely purple is the only way forward, n'est-ce pas?
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2010/02/15 16:11:34
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Not sure? Purple might anger up the local wildlife, the last thing he would want is a pair of great tits bouncing all over the tip. Could ruin the finish too quickly.
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2010/02/15 16:13:18
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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If it upsets his neighbors so much, then perhaps he could put some kind of opaque plastic around it.
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2010/02/15 16:17:09
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Tropical Mango flavour or ribbed for his neighbours pleasure opaque plastic?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/15 16:18:29
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2010/02/15 16:23:31
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I heard his neighbor has placed a call to Lorena Bobitt....
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2010/02/15 22:04:30
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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What kind of fruit do you think grows on that tree?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/02/15 22:43:13
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I don't know but I bet fruits will be attracted to it. *rimshot*
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/02/15 23:07:52
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Perhaps a billboard of this image in view of the offending item would cause it to shrink in size?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/02/15 23:47:07
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Well, we know it will be smaller in the winter anyways.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/02/15 23:47:11
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Kilkrazy wrote:It needs protection from the elements. Some kind of hat, or helmet, would be a good idea.
Maybe a raincoat.
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2010/02/15 23:57:46
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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I dont get why its such a big deal. all men have them and most women would have seen them.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
its just a body part just like an arm.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/15 23:58:18
 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/02/16 00:21:04
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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garret wrote:I dont get why its such a big deal. all men have them and most women would have seen them.
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its just a body part just like an arm.
Hopefully all men.
Thats makes sense but is somehow untrue. I don't know why. I wouldn't be offended.
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2010/02/16 00:48:11
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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You know, I bet that would look simply super with a small shrubbery around the base. Or perhaps a bush.
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2010/02/16 07:19:58
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Killer Klaivex
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What the feth am I reading
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2010/02/16 08:32:58
Subject: Re:Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Fixture of Dakka
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Garret wrote:its just a body part just like an arm.
HE's got a point there - mine looks like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/16 08:50:30
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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I hate people that are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2010/02/16 08:59:58
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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If he is a good neighbour then he really should take it down, obviously he will want to keep it so I suggest that if he was to slide it up his garden's back passage out of sight no one would be offended. He could then slide it in and out as he pleased with no harm done.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2010/02/16 14:45:14
Subject: Re:Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Albatross wrote:Garret wrote:its just a body part just like an arm.
HE's got a point there - mine looks like a baby's arm holding an orange.
Must....resist....thalidomide...joke.....nyarrrrgh!
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2010/02/16 14:58:15
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Cheese Elemental wrote:What the feth am I reading
I don't know my friend. I just....don't....know anymore....
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2010/02/17 12:06:30
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Yvan eht nioj
In my Austin Ambassador Y Reg
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Bad news folks:
'A penis-shaped tree in the backyard of a Tempe home has now been taken down. The man who owns the property says his friends played a prank on him by carving the tree into the shape of a penis' - AZfamily.com
Show's over, move along....
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2010/02/17 12:52:00
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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I thought you meant a man carved a tree into his penis! :O
So its this but the other way around.
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2010/02/17 15:16:14
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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filbert wrote:Bad news folks:
'A penis-shaped tree in the backyard of a Tempe home has now been taken down. The man who owns the property says his friends played a prank on him by carving the tree into the shape of a penis' - AZfamily.com
Show's over, move along....
Best. Prank. Ever.
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In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer |
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2010/02/17 15:25:37
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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filbert wrote:Bad news folks:
'A penis-shaped tree in the backyard of a Tempe home has now been taken down. The man who owns the property says his friends played a prank on him by carving the tree into the shape of a penis' - AZfamily.com
Show's over, move along....
Who believes this? Show of hands?
"Friends played a prank," my butt. Someone had a smart-a55 moment, and is now regretting it.
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2010/02/17 20:55:23
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Happens all the time. Somewhere near my parents' house there is a privet hedge carved into the shape of a clitoris.
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2010/02/18 00:09:26
Subject: Tree carved into giant penis upsetting neighbors
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Maybe I'll fly over and take a gander at it.
The wife says I couldn't find one with both hands, so maybe this could help me out.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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