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2010/03/26 14:38:21
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Unfortunately the Necrons arrived in the massive space battle, and assisted the Tau for a short while, or at least appeared to, against the Space Marines, while Ath-huir made a tactical retreat in the quickest possible manner.
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2010/03/26 17:28:00
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Um... ok.
Fortunately the Dark Eldar arrived too, to fight the Necrons. But they came in right in front of Ath-huir the comely Farseer, who ironically had not seen this coming.
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2010/03/26 20:03:26
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Just. As. Planned.
Unfortunately, the Eldar were right between the Dark Eldar and the Necrons, and caught in the crossfire.
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2010/03/26 20:55:20
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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[DCM]
Dankhold Troggoth
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Fortunately, it was all just part of the office March Madness pool:
But could Ath-huir and her team really have a shot at winning the big dance, with only a 2-seed?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/03/26 21:06:33
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2010/03/27 12:25:54
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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RiTides wrote:Fortunately, it was all just part of the office March Madness pool:
But could Ath-huir and her team really have a shot at winning the big dance, with only a 2-seed?
Unfortunately the star dancer for the Elven team was injured after slipping on a wet floor which was unmarked - the Aspect dedicated to this work being severly undermanned. How could Ath-huir get the team ready in time to take on their brothers, the Dark Eldar? And what costumes to wear, when the opponents leave little to the imagination?
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2010/03/27 21:05:32
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Fortunately the orks were testing out some new tech, which malfunctioned and killed the entire DE team. The Eldar automatically continued to round 2. Ath-huir got so drunk that she started dancing on tables and removing clothes. When she woke up there were 3 Chaos Marines of Slaanesh, 2 Fire Warriors, an Ork Nob, and a toothless Ripper sleeping in a big pile on top of her.
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2010/03/28 15:42:04
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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[DCM]
Dankhold Troggoth
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Unfortunately, after such a wild night, Ath-huir and company still had to face the overall number 1 seed. While the other side of the tournament was full of upsets...
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2010/03/28 21:12:34
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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Fortunately, someone thought of turning a switch off on the Necron Monolith, so they all fell down to the ground, the Orkz started fighting themselves killing each other, and the Tau had the bright idea of firing their lasers in a mirror. That only left the Eldar, and because the tournament had to have a winner, and they couldn't kill each other ("Fortunately" side), they decided to do a butt-squeezing contest
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/28 21:13:01
 Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/03/29 08:03:00
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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unfortunatly the tau ended up having kroot mercinarys on their side... who then joined in with the eldar
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/03 21:08:11
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Fortunately the Kroot all ate Taco Bell beef and died before the contest began.
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2010/04/14 04:19:27
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Killer Klaivex
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Unfortunately, it was Taco Bell beef infected with Nurgle's zombie plague, and the Kroot rose up and began munching on the Eldar.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/14 04:19:44
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2010/04/14 20:13:19
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Fortunately the Eldar had been watching a lot of old zombie apocalypse movies, and had a stock of chainsaws handy, so they were able to down the zombies with minimal casualties.
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2010/04/14 23:31:25
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Unfortunately Nurgles Zombie plague came with a regenerating side effect and the zombies began to regenerate as quick as the Eldar could put them down.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/16 21:40:27
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Fortunately Ath-huir was a wizard, so she summoned a massive void field that completely obliterated all of the zombies, as well as several eldar who had pissed her off over the last couple centuries.
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2010/04/28 00:37:09
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Unfortunately, chuck norris showed up and roundhouse kicked her into the sun.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/28 00:37:46
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
       
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2010/05/01 07:40:05
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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Fortunately this is WARHAMS and Chuck Norris does not actually hold sway here. Yes, really.
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2010/05/01 07:55:05
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Unfortunately Sly Marbo is the 40k equilivent of chuck, and was hiding in the ceiling.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/01 21:15:33
Subject: Re:Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Terra, circa M2
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Fortunately, Marbo was feeling tired, and didn't kick anyone into anything.
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Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light!
I have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.
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2010/05/31 20:13:23
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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unfortunately, bruce lee decided to pay chuck a visit.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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2011/01/19 23:18:14
Subject: Fortunately-Unfortunately Game 2 -- the Adventures of Ath-huir the Eldar of Indeterminate Gender
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Unfortunately, I necroed.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/19 23:18:58
 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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<-- Finally, level 666! 