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Made in se
Fighter Ace





Sweden

Eyclonus wrote:
Vargtass wrote:
Eyclonus wrote:My noobiest moment was getting schooled on how actual Complex Nobs work...


Say whuu?

Complex nobs aren't the easiest of ork concepts for a beginner to grasp.


Sure is, except I have been playing with Orks for a decade but I have no idea what he means with complex nobs, which was the cause of my perplexion.

I won't bother. 
   
Made in fi
Major




BlackWaves wrote:
Devastator wrote:but they are still space marines?


They are still space marine chapters

no poo, sherlock

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/18 18:47:35


 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Vargtass wrote:
Eyclonus wrote:
Vargtass wrote:
Eyclonus wrote:My noobiest moment was getting schooled on how actual Complex Nobs work...


Say whuu?

Complex nobs aren't the easiest of ork concepts for a beginner to grasp.


Sure is, except I have been playing with Orks for a decade but I have no idea what he means with complex nobs, which was the cause of my perplexion.


he means "Sheer abuse of the rules for Wound Allocation" nobs.

each nob is different and as such eac may recieve 1 wound before one is removed(barring ID)

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in se
Fighter Ace





Sweden

Way too strategious, I just charge them <,<

The KFF Big Mek and Painboy helps, of course...

I won't bother. 
   
Made in us
Disbeliever of the Greater Good



Durango CO

I recall my very first battle,Space Marines vs. IG, when neither my friend nor I knew the rules. We encountered some great confusion about Fleet of Hoof.How a commissar gets Fleet of Hoof is beyond me.(Smurfs vs IG to begin with was probably a bad sign...)

When in doubt, stroke your chin and say "Hmmmmm"Then, as the problem asks what you are thinking about, run like crazy. 
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

In general we prefer it if users don't reopen old and long dead threads like this, it's not a massive HATE crime or anything but it'd be better if you could avoid doing so in future please.

If a situation like this comes up you're best off starting up a new thread and adding a link to the old one. That said, please bear in mind though that oft times threads die or are put down for their own good ...err I mean go off to live on a farm in the country, and are best left undisturbed. This generally applies really to topics or threads recently locked.

stay groovy !

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