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**Shadowbrand**

The forces of Doomfart will claim the day!

Now everybody say. Aye Aye Chairman Shadowbrand!

**CrashUSAR**

Cheesecat wrote:
If you join our side, we'll allow you to become a mod like shadow and I once we destroy all opposing mods of course. Also we'll give you all the "Iced Tea" you could ever hope for.

Hmmm...

I'm in.

**Cheesecat**

CrashUSAR wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
If you join our side, we'll allow you to become a mod like shadow and I once we destroy all opposing mods of course. Also we'll give you all the "Iced Tea" you could ever hope for.

Hmmm...

I'm in.

We need more recruits.
Alright so here's a list of current members of DOOMFART:

Cheesecat
Shadowbrand
ShumaGorath
FITZZ
CrashUSAR

**Monster Rain**

I'm trying to decide if this thread is brilliant or completely slowed.

It's about 60/40 right now and I'm not telling you which number represents which position.

**Cheesecat**

Monster Rain wrote:I'm trying to decide if this thread is brilliant or completely slowed.

It's about 60/40 right now and I'm not telling you which number represents which position.

Would you like to join DOOMFART?

**Monster Rain**

Cheesecat wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:I'm trying to decide if this thread is brilliant or completely slowed.

It's about 60/40 right now and I'm not telling you which number represents which position.

Would you like to join DOOMFART?

Let's not rush it.

**Alpharius**

Cheesecat wrote:
CrashUSAR wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
If you join our side, we'll allow you to become a mod like shadow and I once we destroy all opposing mods of course. Also we'll give you all the "Iced Tea" you could ever hope for.

Hmmm...

I'm in.

We need more recruits.
Alright so here's a list of current members of DOOMFART:

Cheesecat
Shadowbrand
ShumaGorath
FITZZ
CrashUSAR

WTF?

I thought I was in already too!

Well, anyway, nice of you all to gather together so... conveniently!

**Cheesecat**

Alpharius wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
CrashUSAR wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
If you join our side, we'll allow you to become a mod like shadow and I once we destroy all opposing mods of course. Also we'll give you all the "Iced Tea" you could ever hope for.

Hmmm...

I'm in.

We need more recruits.
Alright so here's a list of current members of DOOMFART:

Cheesecat
Shadowbrand
ShumaGorath
FITZZ
CrashUSAR

WTF?

I thought I was in already too!

Well, anyway, nice of you all to gather together so... conveniently!

Ok update!
Our newest member has joined our cause, his name is Alpharius.

So our list is:

Cheesecat
Shadowbrand
ShumaGorath
FITZZ
CrashUSAR
Alpharius (wtf how does that work?)

**Monster Rain**

Alpharius wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
CrashUSAR wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
If you join our side, we'll allow you to become a mod like shadow and I once we destroy all opposing mods of course. Also we'll give you all the "Iced Tea" you could ever hope for.

Hmmm...

I'm in.

We need more recruits.
Alright so here's a list of current members of DOOMFART:

Cheesecat
Shadowbrand
ShumaGorath
FITZZ
CrashUSAR

WTF?

I thought I was in already too!

Well, anyway, nice of you all to gather together so... conveniently!

It's a trap!

**Shadowbrand**

Exactly. Cheese you would be fool hardy to let ANYONE who associates with the Alpha Legion in on us.

Also the enemy will be disappointed that my nipples of steel can deflect any mortal weapon.

**Cheesecat**

Shadowbrand wrote:Exactly. Cheese you would be fool hardy to let ANYONE who associates with the Alpha Legion in on us.

Also the enemy will be disappointed that my nipples of steel can deflect any mortal weapon.

Why would the enemy be disappointed they should be running in fear!

**Shadowbrand**

Because they will have unloaded all ammo and be helpless.

**MasterDRD**

Shadowbrand wrote:Exactly. Cheese you would be fool hardy to let ANYONE who associates with the Alpha Legion in on us.

Also the enemy will be disappointed that my nipples of steel can deflect any mortal weapon.

Lol dude come on, NOBODY would hide in plain sight like that... Right?

Right?
*insert Night Lords joke comic I spent at least a half hour looking for but couldn't find*

**Shadowbrand**

I'm very VERY paranoid. And I agree how can ya fething hide with those big ass ears on your helmet?

**Cheesecat**

MasterDRD wrote:
Shadowbrand wrote:Exactly. Cheese you would be fool hardy to let ANYONE who associates with the Alpha Legion in on us.

Also the enemy will be disappointed that my nipples of steel can deflect any mortal weapon.

Lol dude come on, NOBODY would hide in plain sight like that... Right?

Right?
*insert Night Lords joke comic I spent at least a half hour looking for but couldn't find*

MasterDRD would you be interested in joining DOOMFART?

By joining our rebellion we can help you obtain your goal of finding the "Night-Lord" comic, plus the knowledge within that tome will be a valuable asset to our army providing us

many tactics on stealth and terror (also isn't it ironic you are having trouble finding info on Night Lord comics).

**MasterDRD**

Cheesecat wrote:
MasterDRD wrote:
Shadowbrand wrote:Exactly. Cheese you would be fool hardy to let ANYONE who associates with the Alpha Legion in on us.

Also the enemy will be disappointed that my nipples of steel can deflect any mortal weapon.

Lol dude come on, NOBODY would hide in plain sight like that... Right?

Right?
*insert Night Lords joke comic I spent at least a half hour looking for but couldn't find*

MasterDRD would you be interested in joining DOOMFART? By joining our rebellion we can help you obtain your goal of finding the "Night-Lord" comic, plus the knowledge within that tome will be a valuable asset to our army providing us

many tactics on stealth and terror (also isn't it ironic you are having trouble finding info on Night Lord comics).

You know what, I never thought about it like that...

But sure, I'll join. I'm always down for some anarchy, chaos, and destruction! After all, I play Chaos.

**halonachos**

CNN wrote:

September 6, 2010

AP

Several people in several states were found dead tonight. The seemingly random deaths were pieced together however by the FBI's top information analyst.

"We thought that they were random at first and then we noticed that all of them were into the hobby of collecting little plastic soldiers." Keenan Ai said, "At first we felt bad for them and then we thought about the possibilities of them all knowing each other."

That's where the FBI noticed similarities, all of the victims were members of the popular web forum 'Dakka Dakka'.

"The interesting part is that when we asked for more information about these individuals the results were delivered via miniature daschund dressed up as mailmen. It was cute, but the information they delivered was due to a sinister event." Mr. Ai continued.

The names were released in the form of their screen names, if you have anymore information please call the FBI with it to help solve the murders.

If you have any information about the murders of any of the users known as Cheesecat, Shadowbrand, Shumagorath, CrashUSAR, or FITZZ, please call the helpline at 1-800-Lock U Up.

I knew it was a trap!

**Cheesecat**

halonachos wrote:
CNN wrote:

September 6, 2010

AP

Several people in several states were found dead tonight. The seemingly random deaths were pieced together however by the FBI's top information analyst.

"We thought that they were random at first and then we noticed that all of them were into the hobby of collecting little plastic soldiers." Keenan Ai said, "At first we felt bad for them and then we thought about the possibilities of them all knowing each other."

That's where the FBI noticed similarities, all of the victims were members of the popular web forum 'Dakka Dakka'.

"The interesting part is that when we asked for more information about these individuals the results were delivered via miniature daschund dressed up as mailmen. It was cute, but the information they delivered was due to a sinister event." Mr. Ai continued.

The names were released in the form of their screen names, if you have anymore information please call the FBI with it to help solve the murders.

If you have any information about the murders of any of the users known as Cheesecat, Shadowbrand, Shumagorath, CrashUSAR, or FITZZ, please call the helpline at 1-800-Lock U Up.

I knew it was a trap!

Well it least MasterDRD is still alive he can keep the cult running, (either that or cast a Lvl.3 revive spell) you go man!

**Frazzled**

Tbone is not impressed with your rebellion and moons you from underneath the COMFY KNITTED BLANKET!

He's already sent word to Awesome Spider who will enjoiy a bountiful feast of rebel scum shortly.

**Shadowbrand**

SHADOWBRAND CRUSH LITTLE SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

**Cheesecat**

Shadowbrand wrote:SHADOWBRAND CRUSH LITTLE SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

One does not simply stomp on "Awesome Spider"! ("Awesome Spider" is huge he's bigger than a human!)

The wise words of Gandalf.

**WarOne**

Cheesecat wrote:
Shadowbrand wrote:SHADOWBRAND CRUSH LITTLE SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

One does not simply stomp on "Awesome Spider"! ("Awesome Spider" is huge he's bigger than a human!)

The wise words of GandAlf.

Fixed the image for you.

**MasterDRD**

Know what's funny about your suggestion Cheesecat is that I'm actually about to start playing DnD for the very 1st time completely ever, possibly next weekend.

No revive, but I can sure as hell set your corpses on fire and reanimate them as my flaming zombie minions...

**Cheesecat**

MasterDRD wrote:Know what's funny about your suggestion Cheesecat is that I'm actually about to start playing DnD for the very 1st time completely ever, possibly next weekend. No revive, but I can sure as hell set your corpses on fire and reanimate them as my flaming zombie minions...

Dude find an RPG that doesn't revive us into a zombie BE QUICK OUR BODIES ARE ROTTING!!!

**jp400**

Cheesecat wrote:
Shadowbrand wrote:SHADOWBRAND CRUSH LITTLE SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

One does not simply stomp on "Awesome Spider"! ("Awesome Spider" is huge he's bigger than a human!)

The wise words of Gandalf.

**CitizenPrime**

Sun-Tzu says many great things about war, and number one with a bullet is, "Don't post your member list on public forum, ESPECIALLY the one you wish to overthrow."

**MasterDRD**

I don't remember reading that one... (Yes I've read Sun-Tzu)

**SilverMK2**

Erm... what the hell?

**CrashUSAR**

Don't question us, just join us. It's much better that way.

**Anshal**

Shadowbrand wrote:Yes... Hold me close.

Yes of course my dear

Il go and get the lubricant. And yes! DEAHT TO THE MODS! DEATH BY RAPE ON THEM!