Apparently the Jocks do a sausage wrapped in donner meat, then battered and deep fried. It's like, 2000 calories or something!
Surprised they don't do a Mars Bar wrapped in pancakes, wrapped in donner kebab, wrapped in bacon all tied in a bundle with liquorice laces and deep fried in whiskey laced batter.
Teeth rotting cardiac arresting bundle of culinary suicide!
there's nothing like perpetuating stereotypes for laughs!
ps forgot the haggis. Am sure it can be squeezed in somewhere!