Cheesecat wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:It is so wrong but so hilarious.
There's nothing wrong with masturbation it's quite common among young teenage boys and is usually considered normal/natural way to spend one's private time during a lustful mood. In fact many doctors encourage it because its considered safe
sex and no one get's hurt.
Plus it's a great way to workout. All I'm saying is your bcieps get ripped is all.
are we really talking about this?
Yes. Yes we are.
It is at this time that i will qoute a joke from Dennis Leary's book, Why We Suck.
"And a man masturbates. He masturbates even if he's in a relationship, and it's not becuase he's dissatisfied.
We masturbate because it improves aim, and becuase it helps you last longer when your having sex. And that is a point of pride amoungst men, the ability to please your woman."
Oh I only masturbate because I have no girlfriend or friends with benefits. Also I jerk off about 10 times a week and I still don't have muscular biceps, I think you're lying GES.
Well I have amazing abs. But I do not have freaking huge arms. But I do have pretty strong grip.
Oh my Gawd. Actually responded to that.
*throws head in despair.*