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Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Cheesecat wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:It is so wrong but so hilarious.


There's nothing wrong with masturbation it's quite common among young teenage boys and is usually considered normal/natural way to spend one's private time during a lustful mood. In fact many doctors encourage it because its considered safe

sex and no one get's hurt.


Plus it's a great way to workout. All I'm saying is your bcieps get ripped is all.

are we really talking about this?


Yes. Yes we are.

It is at this time that i will qoute a joke from Dennis Leary's book, Why We Suck.

"And a man masturbates. He masturbates even if he's in a relationship, and it's not becuase he's dissatisfied.
We masturbate because it improves aim, and becuase it helps you last longer when your having sex. And that is a point of pride amoungst men, the ability to please your woman."


Oh I only masturbate because I have no girlfriend or friends with benefits. Also I jerk off about 10 times a week and I still don't have muscular biceps, I think you're lying GES.

Well I have amazing abs. But I do not have freaking huge arms. But I do have pretty strong grip.
Oh my Gawd. Actually responded to that.
*throws head in despair.*

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Asherian Command wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:It is so wrong but so hilarious.


There's nothing wrong with masturbation it's quite common among young teenage boys and is usually considered normal/natural way to spend one's private time during a lustful mood. In fact many doctors encourage it because its considered safe

sex and no one get's hurt.


Plus it's a great way to workout. All I'm saying is your bcieps get ripped is all.

are we really talking about this?


Yes. Yes we are.

It is at this time that i will qoute a joke from Dennis Leary's book, Why We Suck.

"And a man masturbates. He masturbates even if he's in a relationship, and it's not becuase he's dissatisfied.
We masturbate because it improves aim, and becuase it helps you last longer when your having sex. And that is a point of pride amoungst men, the ability to please your woman."


Oh I only masturbate because I have no girlfriend or friends with benefits. Also I jerk off about 10 times a week and I still don't have muscular biceps, I think you're lying GES.

Well I have amazing abs. But I do not have freaking huge arms. But I do have pretty strong grip.
Oh my Gawd. Actually responded to that.
*throws head in despair.*

And which "head" would that be Asherion?
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:It is so wrong but so hilarious.


There's nothing wrong with masturbation it's quite common among young teenage boys and is usually considered normal/natural way to spend one's private time during a lustful mood. In fact many doctors encourage it because its considered safe

sex and no one get's hurt.


Plus it's a great way to workout. All I'm saying is your bcieps get ripped is all.

are we really talking about this?


Yes. Yes we are.

It is at this time that i will qoute a joke from Dennis Leary's book, Why We Suck.

"And a man masturbates. He masturbates even if he's in a relationship, and it's not becuase he's dissatisfied.
We masturbate because it improves aim, and becuase it helps you last longer when your having sex. And that is a point of pride amoungst men, the ability to please your woman."


Oh I only masturbate because I have no girlfriend or friends with benefits. Also I jerk off about 10 times a week and I still don't have muscular biceps, I think you're lying GES.

Well I have amazing abs. But I do not have freaking huge arms. But I do have pretty strong grip.
Oh my Gawd. Actually responded to that.
*throws head in despair.*

And which "head" would that be Asherion?

Hahahahahaha. I get it now.
But no Its my Head attached to my Spinal cord with cerebral node.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
 
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