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Kilkrazy wrote:

HungryTaz wrote:

Is the definition of a chat bot someone that talks out of his arse?

Please buy our hemorrhoid cream. Your arse will no longer ask for help.

I had haemorrhoids once. Actually I had them twice.

It was quite nice to get a lady with a latex glove legally and free (of cost) to stick her finger up my arse, but on balance it wasn't really worth all the trouble, so I gave it up. I try to keep myself reg'lar now with a sensible diet.

I do recommend having a nurse syringe your ear for ear wax, though. It's a difficult one to pull off, but strangely sensuous. Well worth doing once in your life.

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