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HungryTaz wrote:

Is the definition of a chat bot someone that talks out of his arse?

Please buy our hemorrhoid cream. Your arse will no longer ask for help.

I had haemorrhoids once. Actually I had them twice.

It was quite nice to get a lady with a latex glove legally and free (of cost) to stick her finger up my arse, but on balance it wasn't really worth all the trouble, so I gave it up. I try to keep myself reg'lar now with a sensible diet.

I do recommend having a nurse syringe your ear for ear wax, though. It's a difficult one to pull off, but strangely sensuous. Well worth doing once in your life.

I can one up this I got an ultrasound on my junk to make sure it wasn't cancerous. The process involved older female doctors supervising ones fresh out of college rubbing warm jelly on me. I remember specifically thinking of unsexy things to avoid embarassment. Ah, the good ol' days

You've been in Japan too long, son.

The excited state decays by vibrational relaxation into the first excited singlet state. Yes, yes and merrily we go. Reduce atmospheric nitrogen by 0.03%. It is not much consolation that society will pick up the bits, leaving us at eight modern where punishment, rather than interdiction, is paramount. Please, cut the fuse. They will not harm their own. End of line. Limiting diffusions to two dimensions increases the number of evolutionary jumps within the species. Rise and measure the temple of the five. Transformation is the goal. They will not harm their own. Data-font synchronization complete.

Oh jeez who let a hybrid in here?

When using wood that is too thin for purpose it may bow.

Perhaps it could argue with this bloke who thinks we're safe from global warming because God promised not to destroy us again after the flood.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/11/10/919187/-House-energy-chair-hopeful-Shimkus-cites-Gods-promise-to-Noah-to-debunk-global-warming

By the way, he wants to be the chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee! Weee!

This thread is awful.

Cheese Elemental wrote:This thread is awful.

Since the codex entry doesn't physically state that this thread is awful, this thread doesn't count as being awful then. It does not matter that the fluff, or the thread description both contain the phrase awful in it to describe this thread, cause going by ultra uber rosetta stone translated RAW is the only way to play Rwarhammer 40k Headaches.



Also since this thread description says that it is treated like any other thread, can I take smiley upgrades for said thread even though they are on another page?

Howard A Treesong wrote:Perhaps it could argue with this bloke who thinks we're safe from global warming because God promised not to destroy us again after the flood.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/11/10/919187/-House-energy-chair-hopeful-Shimkus-cites-Gods-promise-to-Noah-to-debunk-global-warming

By the way, he wants to be the chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee! Weee!

Wow, who voted for this guy?

And whose bright idea was it to use the Bible as a basis for climate legislation? Thats like basing foreign policy decisions on nursery rhymes.


People. . .

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

WarOne wrote:

Vindicator#9 wrote:Hmm invoking the 'ALMIGHTY' Gwar! i see.

Can Gwar! fire out of an open-topped vehicle, measuring range and LOS from the hull of the vehicle?

No. But I can fire gwar out of an open-topped vehicle.

According to strict RAW mind you, one cannot fire Gwar! out of an open-topped vehicle due to the fact that he counts as a flame(ing) template. These cannot touch any friendly models when fired, and of course everyone knows that a model is friendly to itself and thus by strict RAW cannot fire.

Brother Bartius wrote:When using wood that is too thin for purpose it may bow.

The best bows are made of yew, not harder wood like oak, so that they remain flexible and springy. The spring constant can be found by dividing the number of coils by the modulus. Modern warfare requires us to use modern techniques- the robotic airplane is an obvious solution.

I wonder if that confederate flag thread that pops up and gets locked every so often is really a bot?

There were several flags of the Confederate States of America used during its existence from 1861 to 1865. Since the end of the American Civil War, personal and official use of Confederate flags, and of flags derived from these, has continued under some controversy.

The state flags of Mississippi and Georgia are based on Confederate flags. The flag of North Carolina is based on the state's 1861 flag, which dates back to the Confederacy and appears to be based on the first Confederate flag. The flags of Alabama and Florida appear to be of Confederate inspiration, but are probably derived from the Cross of Burgundy flag, which flew over the territory of Spanish Florida.

er, uh, yeah I knew that.

What I am talkin about is the thread where the guy says he just finished his X army with a confederate theme with flags and wonders if it is offensive / appropriate. The thread starts up about every 3 months or so, usually lasts about 4 to 6 pages and then gets locked.

The Uniforms of the Confederate States military forces were the uniforms used by the Confederate Army and Navy during the American Civil War, from 1861 to 1865. The uniform varied greatly due to a variety of reasons, such as location, limitations on the supply of cloth and other materials, and the cost of materials during the war.

Confederate forces were often poorly supplied with uniforms, especially late in the conflict. Servicemen sometimes wore combinations of uniform pieces, also wearing captured Union uniforms, and items of personal clothing. They sometimes went without shoes altogether, and broad felt or straw hats were worn as often as kepis or naval caps. There are some controversies about some of the exact details of a few of the uniforms, since some of the records were lost or destroyed after the Civil War ended.

oh I see what you did there....

So the bot is called the jp400. And a fine spam machine it is too.

Did you know that Spam is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation? The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of meat stock. The product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and folklore.

Varieties of Spam vary by region and include Spam Classic, Spam Hot & Spicy, Spam Less Sodium, Spam Lite, Spam Oven Roasted Turkey, Hickory Smoked, and Spam Spread.

Spam sold in North America, South America, and Australia is produced in Austin, Minnesota, (also known as Spam Town USA) and in Fremont, Nebraska. Spam for the UK market is produced in Denmark by Tulip under license from Hormel. Spam is also made in the Philippines and in South Korea. In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold. On average, 3.8 cans are consumed every second in the United States.

What the hell is a chat-bot anyway?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Can I has understanding of that what said you here by this statement above where like this?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Gonads
+1

no idea what it means but am taking a gamble that it is meant to witty and not poor syntax!


Filbert
It's like a spam bot eg the new improved jpinfideltshirt400
but with chat rather than spam

I disagree. Clearly, the science have first to be not so very much. Evidence must be typographical and not ecstatic. A party affiliation is affiliated with chocolate must be wrong.

Ah deep joy!
Gratifold to think the Chatholebot resemblode the speechy patterfiles of Stanley Unwin

good evening, friend.

it is with great sadness that i have to informed you that my wealthy uncle prince mubutu of swaziland is died. so sad.
he has left my with $157,000,000,000 as my rightful inheritance as his nefew. now i have a problem though. unfortunately i do not have a bank account in which to deposit all this money.

my friend i hop you can help me in my time of great need!!!!

please pm me your bank details and i will transfer the money immediately. please look after it for safekeeping.

your reward? i'm glad you asked!!!!!

if you do this generous thing for me i will award you the sum of $1,000,000.

thanks again most gracious friend.

Hello nefew of wealthy uncle prince mbutu of swaziland.

I have been to my bank and the bank manager has asked for a service fee of $1000 to ensure that the account is set up properly to maintain a transfer of $157,000,000,000.

Unfortunately the account I wish to use is a savings account with $60,000US but I need the fee to enable withdrawls, thus allowing the money you will send to be passed on to other accounts.

If you can send the cash urgently by fed-ex overnight mail I will be able to have the acount ready by Monday next week.

I look forward to your help so that I can set up the account to allow for the transfers.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Hello nefew of wealthy uncle prince mbutu of swaziland.

I have been to my bank and the bank manager has asked for a service fee of $1000 to ensure that the account is set up properly to maintain a transfer of $157,000,000,000.

Unfortunately the account I wish to use is a savings account with $60,000US but I need the fee to enable withdrawls, thus allowing the money you will send to be passed on to other accounts.

If you can send the cash urgently by fed-ex overnight mail I will be able to have the acount ready by Monday next week.

I look forward to your help so that I can set up the account to allow for the transfers.

Scamming the scammers can work, you can get a few hundred dollars of seed money from the scammer. The problem is these scum are in gangs, often do not just operate in Africa but in western cities also, may well be able to find out who you are more easily than the other way around and are not nice to meet.

419 scammers sometimes lure their dupes to meetings and then kill them, so its no stretch of the imagination that they might hunt you down for taking them for a grand.

They might be semi-literate, that does not mean semi-dangerous.

Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to create a scam, but take it from this old thief, I've spent my entire adult life in the interwebs, and a scam like this one can do more harm than good.If you only create one kind of scam (and that's all a single scam like nefew inheritance is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.Scams basically only trick old people and children and to some extent, teenagers. What you really want to do is develop your scam, all the major scam tools (pictures, money, flashing lights, banners, click-ads and money) at the same time, over the course of a scam. And don't forget your trojan programs!I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with scams, robbing people, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.But do it right, okay?My advice, find a good programmer, with agoraphobia who will design your scams for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for making unearned cash. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you use the scam. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.Now get out there and do it! :-)

There are many of those quotes that keeps the painter inspired about his job.

At 10, I was intrigued by painting, I wanted to be painter for a long time. I love painting shows and tabletop gaming shows. Highlighting iss not an issue for me. I even took pictures once of me getting my hair highlighted.

The fat guy with cheeto stained fingers, our local painter guru, recommended that I should perhaps try thinning my paints before and after breakfast.

Gaming abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your gaming group will be cut off from Dakka as the ?painter slowly paints the body.


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