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My friend who was new to playing necrons, "How do you win? ...Phase out? What's phase out... This is terrible, I'm screening my warriors with monoliths...what's deep strike?... I just can't win with these guys, I'm going back to my orks"

Heard at a tourney recently: "Well, I guess that's what happens when you take a 'Fun' list against Guard"

Excuse me? You're trying to guilt me about the guard models I've owned for 3 editions now?

Worst one i have ever heard was years ago and i was playing some muppet who was using Tau and i my CSM i ruined his army with CC units dropped termies and a lord on his battle suits, His excuse "you had more models than me so it wasnt fair" I just laughed and said well pick a hord army then lol.

One i use when i lose, "my orks got bored of fighting you and let you kill em" im never arsed when i lose its all chance at the end of the day and no one controls chance.......or do they lol

O n my brother always rolling awfull rolls and hanging his head in utter shame is pure comedy lol.