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2011/02/08 08:32:40
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"It's better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it".
True Romance.
"Shop Smart - shop S-Mart!"
Evil Dead.
Yes, I use these quotes 
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2011/02/08 09:18:12
Subject: Re:Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Poxed Plague Monk
Finland
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I tend to use finnish quotes more since im finnish, but got some english also
warhammer:
"Dakka"
"ground trembles with every step"
"for the dark gods" with whining cultist voice 
WoW:
"nuke"
"gief"
"epic"
from music:
"Fast music for slow people" Rotten sound
"I dont play to win, i play for blood" megadeth
"bring me a cup of coffee" devin townsend
"pthui" devin
theres a lot more but cant remember everything heh
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Skaven : FB ~2,5k
Daemons FB & 40k ~1,7k
Lizardmen 1k
Lotsa chaos
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2011/02/08 09:37:56
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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When I shoot someone in Nerf Wars - POW! HAHA!
When I charge in Nerf Wars "SPACE MARINES, ATTACK!'
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2011/02/08 16:33:32
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I quote the heavy from TF2 a bit.
That or the Soviets from C&C red alert.
"For the Motherland!"
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2011/02/08 17:02:09
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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@Lumppu 'YOU HAVE NOT CONVINCED MIGHTY ZILTOID!'
Lol. Most you guys i reckon are missing the point, you're just listing 'Kewl quotes lulz' not stuff you actually say all the time.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/02/08 21:08:56
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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+1 in the internetz for who gets these.
Whenever I walk into my FLGS I say "Im Chapter Master Shepard and this is my favorite FLGS in California"
"Ive had enough of your snide insinuations/disingenuous assertions."
"Not Difficult!"
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2011/02/08 21:17:21
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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WarhammerTabletop wrote:+1 in the internetz for who gets these.
Whenever I walk into my FLGS I say "Im Chapter Master Shepard and this is my favorite FLGS in California"
"Ive had enough of your snide insinuations/disingenuous assertions."
"Not Difficult!"
ME2!!!!!! Every single store on was my favorite apparently
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/02/08 21:22:34
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Nigel Stillman
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In a minute Mom!
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2011/02/09 05:56:59
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Perkustin wrote:@Lumppu 'YOU HAVE NOT CONVINCED MIGHTY ZILTOID!'
Lol. Most you guys i reckon are missing the point, you're just listing 'Kewl quotes lulz' not stuff you actually say all the time.
But I do shout "SPACE MARINES! ATTACK!" in nerf wars...
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2011/02/09 06:01:12
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Ive found myslef screaming BLAME THE VICTIM!!! alot lately. usually at the worst possible time.
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/02/09 07:39:25
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?
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 "Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
 "They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
 "Let the galaxy burn!"
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2011/02/09 07:56:48
Subject: Re:Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
Imperium - Vondolus Prime
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From the best B-Horror film of all time: ".......Groovy."
And from the famous Chirstmas movie: "Dayumn HAAYYL you say you wunnit?!"
'I have you now!'
'Impressive!'
'Second Squad ready to roll, soon as everyone's topside'
'Die Fetcher!'
*WUGH*
1. Morrowind - Female Dark Elf
2. Super Starwars: The Empire Strikes Back?
3. Halo: Combat Evolved
4. Morrowind - Dark Elf
5. Morrowind - Dark Elf.
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All is forgiven if repaid in Traitor's blood. |
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2011/02/09 23:07:38
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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It's good to be the king
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This is my boomstick
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agnosto wrote: To the closet, batman and don't forget the feather duster!
 
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2011/02/10 03:59:29
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Veteran ORC
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asimo77 wrote:What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?
It's a Dakka Specific Meme, where this guy just completely blew up in a thread saying:
BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM!
and on and on and on.
Also, from Red Vs. Blue:
"SON OF A *****!"
"SON OF A *****!"
"MADRE DE BIOS!"
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/02/10 04:05:28
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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Slarg232 wrote:asimo77 wrote:What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?
It's a Dakka Specific Meme, where this guy just completely blew up in a thread saying:
BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM!
Oh ok, no wonder I don't get it
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"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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2011/02/10 04:17:11
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Focused Fire Warrior
australia
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even funnier the second time
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 Moonblade cadre 3400 pts
24th Regiment of Tra 1800 pts
Laylith the whites host - High elves 3500 pts
Men of the holy shrine - Bretonnian 3200 pts
Scarsnick;s hoddies -Night gobbos 2100 pts
The guard of the east gate of Mordhiem - 3200pts |
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2011/02/10 04:18:58
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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asimo77 wrote:Slarg232 wrote:asimo77 wrote:What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?
It's a Dakka Specific Meme, where this guy just completely blew up in a thread saying:
BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM!
Oh ok, no wonder I don't get it
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/10 04:49:32
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Everytime my mate pulls out the BRB on me and starts pointing out some tiny rule, I prefer,
'I get paid to lead, not to reeeaaad!'
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 The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
 Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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2011/02/10 07:17:15
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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"Killing Spree!"
"Compare your life to mine and then kill yourself!"
"Are you ready to die for me?"
Another one we use all the time is "Blood for the blood god!"
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2011/02/10 07:29:26
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Edit: crap. Didn't see second page.
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
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2011/02/15 05:57:53
Subject: Re:Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Dakka Veteran
In da middle of da WAAAGH! Australia.
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I like yelling "PROMOTIONS!!!!" while holding a nerf "Maverick" to someone's head.
Also, not sure if someone already wrote these but "For the emperor!!!", "Killing spree." and "HERESY!!!"
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2011/02/15 16:16:31
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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When going to the shop I declair I'm going on a "Meph run".
1 internet to whom gets that.
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2011/02/15 16:30:40
Subject: Re:Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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I am Akuma! Also a master puzzler!
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2011/02/15 19:13:39
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"You are not prepared!"
"______ was merely a setback!"
"This is my kind of gak!" (Obviously replacing 'gak' with what it's meant to filter out)
They're all I can think of off the top of my head.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/02/15 19:27:05
Subject: Re:Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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"WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?!"
"Roger, firing for effect."
"SHATTER THEIR SKY!"
"It will soon be a wasteland..."
"Soviet power supreme."
"EAT [Insert off map support here], B****!"
"Enemy fighter craft inbound, please watch for falling debris."
"Would you put that in a memo and title it "GAK I ALREADY KNOW" !?
"Become one with Mother Russia, da?"
"SEIZE VITAL REGIONS!"
"CRY SOME MORE!"
[After failing in an attempt to do something]
"When I said ______, it was in massive sarcasm quotes."
"Try diplomacy first. You can always use more.....persuasive methods later."
And of course there's a classic story amongs me and my friends involving a high end computer, World in Conflict, and me not thinking about what I'm saying....
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/02/15 22:25:27
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Hate! Hate! Hate!
An emotion as pure as it is deep!
Hate! Hate! Hate!
Let it flow, let it run free!
"Should a machine not function upon striking the panel marked 'on' this is an omen of great ill. The reasons ascribed may be as follows. Firstly, the function of inadequate preparation on the part of the operator. Secondly, the action of the machine whose spirit may refuse the binding of the operator. Thirdly, the malintent of some third party upon the operator or machine. The operator must repeat the ritual from the beginning repurifying himself, enscribing the runes, intoning the incantations, and striking the panel marked 'on'. An accompanying oath may be made. Should this procedure fail, the operator must recourse to consulting the instruction manual. "
"If you don't expect gratitude you'll seldom be disappointed. "
"It’s often remarked that diplomacy is just warfare by other means. Our battles are no less desperate for being bloodless, but at least we get wine and finger food. "
"I don't have time to die - I'm too busy!
+++ Reputed last words of High Lord Goge Vandire, 361st Master of the Administratum +++ "
These are actually real quotes from 40k.
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2011/02/16 06:54:02
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Whenever I'm stressed out, I look at my friend and calmly say:
"I need a bag full of kittens and a river..."
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 Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/02/16 11:28:21
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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The Blade Runner Quote is:
"The LIGHT that burns twice as bright burns for half as long ..."
(and finishes " ... and you have burned so very brightly, Roy.").
I'm fond of :
"I've seen things you wouldn't believe."
"That, young padawan, is why you fail."
"Do or do not. There is no Try."
"yoink"
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2011/02/16 15:45:59
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Freelance Soldier
Havelock, NC
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"Inconceivable!"
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"Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Kraken!"
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2011/02/17 03:00:14
Subject: Quotes you use in life/other games.
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Now... mop the ceiling
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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WAAAGH! Gutsnagga Mo-ork- 5000pts Kult of speed + goffs
red space marines, (almost angry enough!) 2000 points
