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That'll do, pig.

Monster Rain wrote:That'll do, pig.

I thought it was donkey?

"Rectum, damn near killed em'"

Nope, it's pig. From Babe.

Though maybe it was revisited in Shrek?

"I like that boulder, that is a niiiice boulder."

"Make/Made you squeal like the family pig"
Use it to refer to someone getting messed up. ie when a terminator squad of 5 men fails 4 of their 2+ saves.

I think its from the movie deliverance. And i only know that because of the episode of South Park about indiana jones 4.

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

I have several

when firing an automatic weapon: "I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and i'm going keep shooting until i figure out which one it is!" or "I demand additional dakka!"

when being chased: "Leave me alone, you smell funny."

When being bossed around: "Get your own damn milk."

When i accidentally team kill someone and they call me out on it: "No i didn't, that was a weather balloon."

although there was one Halo:Reach free for all where i had chosen a red star on my armor and ran around spouting pro-communisum quotes from red alert 3 in a thick russian acent:

"Patriotism begets victory!"
"Stand together and fight comrades!'
"These waters/corridors/weapons belong to russia!"
"For the Uinion!"
"woe unto our hapless foes!"
"are you ready to fight Comrades?"
"all my life i have dreamed of seeing torpedo attack on dolphin."

chromedog wrote:

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

You put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

Devilsquid wrote:

chromedog wrote:

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

You put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

Mawwaige. Mawwaige is what bwings us togewa, today.

Devilsquid wrote:

chromedog wrote:

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

You put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

"Do you think it will work?"

"It would take a miracle."

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

"Do you think there are rocks up ahead?"

"If there are, we'll all be dead!"

"No more rhyming, I mean it!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"AAAAAARGGH!"

Have fun storming the castle!

My reason for team killing - "SPY CHECK!"

WELCOME TO DIE!

You and what army!

if someone tries to call you names and etc. then just put on your sunglasses
and say the following: "Get in line." followed by the manditory high pitched scream.

"Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men."

For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die alone, unsung, and unremembered.

...Sometimes the good must perish so that the rest survive.

+++ unknown +++

What is the terror of death

That we die our work incomplete

What is the joy of life

To die knowing our task is done

It is not my mind to ask questions that cannot be answered. That is the soul standing upon the crossroad of vacillation. You search for wisdom, but achieve only a stasis of will.

A fortress is a living thing: the commander its brain, the walls its bones, the sensors its eyes and ears, the troops its blood, their weapons its fists. This tells us two things: If one organ fails, the whole dies. And if the whole dies, no single organ can survive alone.

Contact with alien races always renews one's faith in humanity. It is my belief that foreign travel narrows the mind wonderfully.

Never take a gamble you’re not prepared to lose.

Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks.

If your plan's working, it's probably a trap.

Old friends are like debt collectors; they have a tendency to turn up when you least expect them.

One thing you can say for enemies; they make life more interesting.

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter

Only in your deepest self is the truth of what you can be. And, without a doubt, that truth is terrible to bear.

Life's a journey. Shame about the destination.

Walls of stone do not a fortress make. But they're not a bad start.

I hate this planet.

I don't have time to die - I'm too busy!

'Stories are much tidier than real life. Stories have neat, happy endings, but all you ever really get is unfinished business.'

You can never have too many enemies. The more you've got, the more likely they are to get in each other's way.

++Unknown++

Also, the Space Wolves quote about Leman Russ for Shrike:

'Do you recall the time he drank all that stormwine on Sirenia and tried to throw the bloody spear at the moon? Took us four days to find it afterwards.' He chuckled ruefully and grinned at Ragnar. 'Truth be told, he hated that big boar-sticker, but the Allfather gave it to him as a gift, so he was stuck with it. He dragged it out for ceremonies, and then he'd stick it in a corner somewhere and forget about it. Drove his huscarls mad.'

There are about 5 or so Warlord hunting a Warhoud titan and one of the princeps says to the others "Doesn't this constitue bullying?"


Funny Story-
"It evaded me Captain! This planet is a devious and worthy adversary, never fear I shall take it down this time!'

*silence*

"You missed again didn't you?"

"Truly this planet is a military genius! It seems to be able to read our every move, and conveniently move out of the way of the torpedoes!"

*longer silence*

*sighs*

"You fire that shot in space and Sir Isaac Newton becomes the meanest son of a bitch you will ever know!"

"You DO NOT EYEBALL IT!"

"You Fire one of these and someone, somewhere is gonna have his day ruined."

Ni! Ni!

Your mother was hampster and your father smelt of elder berries.

You can't handle the truth!

You've got two halves of a coconut and you'r bangin them together.

I'm Invincible!

It's just a flesh wound

I'll bite your legs off.

I cite Cartman quotes. Endless Cartman quotes...

"YE ALL BELONG TO ODIN!"

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

And sometimes I just scream very VERY loud.

"Never waste a hard-on"

-Jack Nicholson

Different day, same gak
Ain't nothing good in the hood
I run away from this bitch
And never come back if I could