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2011/02/21 22:42:25
Subject: Re:If you were a space marine for a day?
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Brain-Dead Zombie of Nurgle
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I'd probably have to go teach the better part of the middle east, North Korea, and parts of Africa what the phrases "orbital bombardment" and "failed morale test" mean
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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin |
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2011/02/22 00:38:30
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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They might roll Insane Courage.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/02/22 01:06:39
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Brain-Dead Zombie of Nurgle
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Touche salesman.
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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin |
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2011/02/22 01:34:32
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Sister Vastly Superior
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Spend the day threatening to unleash a world eater virus onto to planet that I had surgically implanted next to my heart so that when it stops beating it goes off. So that after my 24 hours are up I still maintain my hold on humanity. I get everything I want and when I die of old age so does the planet.
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2011/02/22 01:35:03
Subject: Re:If you were a space marine for a day?
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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A Tech marine and build weapons for myself to last a lifetime
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You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood.  |
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2011/02/22 03:28:26
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
Lost in the depths of the Warp.
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I'd take the brilliant route of tech-marine so I could recreate all my power armor and such hopefully the next day. Proceed to conquer the world and than have a heresy against myself.
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2011/02/22 05:59:14
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PanOceaniac Hacking Specialist Sergeant
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Bargain my soul to Chaos in return for my powers not expiring.
THEN I'd conquer the world, and convert it to Chaos worship. That was the second part of the deal.
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