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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 18:36:31
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Erratic Knight Errant
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i'd turn my body over to medical science, quickly!
learn all they could before i changed back.
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"Home is where you dig it."
"Morkies little orky loves shortnin', shortnin', Morkies little orky loves shortnin' legs..."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 19:09:03
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Guarding Guardian
Nowhere, Michigan, USA
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Mr Nobody wrote:cross_revert wrote:I'd be a librarian and bend the puny minds of those around me for free stuffs and whatnot.
Would you go to the library though?
Why of course. I thought it'd be mandatory.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 19:12:49
Subject: Re:If you were a space marine for a day?
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Laodamia wrote:I'd be a techmarine and with my superior understanding of technology, I would upgrade my Iphone into an auspex that can detect my friends, booze, hot girls and all my lost left sockets...
Or I would tune my car into this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PEU_201IfI and never get stuck into traffic jams again
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 09:40:32
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Hellacious Havoc
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I would go to, my local gamesworkshop and just sit there painting in a superhuman amazingness or be a tech marine make another suit of power armour and go to mars and make it my own world.
My friend said he would go to his school and in his power armour and bitch slap anyone that looked at him wrong or called him a name.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 09:51:41
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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unite the world
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 09:56:51
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Find out what really happens when you fire a meltagun.
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Buy Imperial War Bonds
Killing daemons, heretics, witches, worse witches, mindless robots, traitors, hungry bugs, green skins and space communists needs your monetary support. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 09:58:04
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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BBQ your fried chicken in a millisecond
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 09:58:27
Subject: Re:If you were a space marine for a day?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 10:56:00
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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I'd find me some sweet sister of battle action and prove that space marines are still fully functioning men....as for the other 23 hours of the day...probably head on over to afghanistan use my asupex to find osama and bitch slap him back to the western world.
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DA:80S+GD++MB+|+Pw40k#--D++A++/aeWD380R++T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 10:58:17
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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A space marine has far more stamina than just an hour! lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 11:24:06
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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I did say sisters...as in plural
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DA:80S+GD++MB+|+Pw40k#--D++A++/aeWD380R++T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 11:25:09
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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LOL. sounds far more like Emperor's Children marine than a strict devout Imperial Marine to me!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 11:28:01
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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It could have been worse i could go chasing some sweet eldar tail...that would be intersting....man i'd so be a servant of Slaneesh if chaos gods existed.
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DA:80S+GD++MB+|+Pw40k#--D++A++/aeWD380R++T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 11:47:42
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Freaky Flayed One
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I'd be a librarian. Then I'd go to a library and sit behind the front desk, just to freak people out.
Oh, and fry the brains of anyone who breaks the SILENCE rule, of course.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 11:53:53
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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Company of Space Marines in afghanistan. Job done.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 11:54:39
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Find the Emp and let him know how badly he was going to screw up and give him a few pointers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 12:37:35
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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SilverMK2 wrote:Find the Emp and let him know how badly he was going to screw up and give him a few pointers.
And tell him to bring more hot girls and free booze into his future space marine legions. Because the Great Crusade was damn dull.
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 12:56:01
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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SilverMK2 wrote:Find the Emp and let him know how badly he was going to screw up and give him a few pointers.
Don't forget to tell him it was all Horus' fault.
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Buy Imperial War Bonds
Killing daemons, heretics, witches, worse witches, mindless robots, traitors, hungry bugs, green skins and space communists needs your monetary support. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 13:19:08
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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One more thing, tell him horus should have been breast fed as a baby i'm sure that would have helped....i mean since when have boobs done anything remotely evil?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 13:25:09
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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They've caused more traffic accidents than you realise....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 13:48:16
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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DaveAsp wrote:i mean since when have boobs done anything remotely evil?
Have you never seen Austin Powers?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 13:56:30
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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"machinegun jobblies!!?? How did I miss those baby?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 14:07:40
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Swift Swooping Hawk
Canberra, Australia
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Nude model.
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Currently collecting and painting Eldar from W40k. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/08 15:10:25
Subject: Re:If you were a space marine for a day?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I would sell my power armour and my meltagun to the government. Then i would spend the rest of my days counting the stupendous amounts of money i made with that deal  ( betweem visiting my supermodel girlfriends, curing cancer by throwing some of my stupendous amounts of money into research and enjoying the pleasures of life )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/21 17:04:06
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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I would use my amazing Lorgar-ish oratory to marshall thousands to my cause, pile everybody into a fleet of Stormravens, and administer much death and conquer-age to France.
I would be greatly honest to my followers, and admit i would only be super for 24 hours, but that i would rule my new Imperium just as finely as in my superform.
Did I mention that my Imperium would be built on the very much assault-cannoned remains of France, and my Palace would be a heavily modded Notre-Dame Cathedral. France would bow to my awesome-ness, and the U.N had better stay away from me and my stormraven fleet, will will be reverse engineered so I can build more!
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
I may never finish an army in my life. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/21 18:05:34
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Lord of Timbraxia wrote:I would use my amazing Lorgar-ish oratory to marshall thousands to my cause, pile everybody into a fleet of Stormravens, and administer much death and conquer-age to France.
I would be greatly honest to my followers, and admit i would only be super for 24 hours, but that i would rule my new Imperium just as finely as in my superform.
Did I mention that my Imperium would be built on the very much assault-cannoned remains of France, and my Palace would be a heavily modded Notre-Dame Cathedral. France would bow to my awesome-ness, and the U.N had better stay away from me and my stormraven fleet, will will be reverse engineered so I can build more!
I love you.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/21 19:17:24
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Lord of Timbraxia wrote:I would use my amazing Lorgar-ish oratory to marshall thousands to my cause, pile everybody into a fleet of Stormravens, and administer much death and conquer-age to France.
I would be greatly honest to my followers, and admit i would only be super for 24 hours, but that i would rule my new Imperium just as finely as in my superform.
Did I mention that my Imperium would be built on the very much assault-cannoned remains of France, and my Palace would be a heavily modded Notre-Dame Cathedral. France would bow to my awesome-ness, and the U.N had better stay away from me and my stormraven fleet, will will be reverse engineered so I can build more!
AS for me, well, I think I'd end up commiting a mass culling of every person I deem a "chav". See if I could eliminate the Stupid from everywhere, or at least the UK and the US.
(no offence to anyone from either nation)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/21 21:03:37
Subject: Re:If you were a space marine for a day?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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I alos love you. I would attempt an invasion of mars, as a pre-emptive strike,
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/21 21:18:38
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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I'd look in the Power Armor to see if a Space Marine actually has cajones.
Then, of course, I would grab a Thunder Hammer and systematically kill the Leaders in North Korea, call it Felsistan, and rule a a peaceful leader, and after I died, I would hand it over to South Korea.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/21 21:28:19
Subject: If you were a space marine for a day?
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Nigel Stillman
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I see some people are taking vehicles in addition to other wargear so...
SM chapter master aboard a battle barge, best part is when my powers wear off I still have the barge which I would sell.
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