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Melissia wrote:Course if there is someone here who is gay, it's probably the person you least expect to be.

So Frazzled, do you have something to tell us?

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Melissia wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

Melissia wrote:So Frazzled, do you have something to tell us?

Are you saying it's time to get the pointy fingers [...] out?

... I really don't want to know.

I find your lack of torches disturbing.

Ah, so you don't deny that there's a reason you like wiener dogs that has nothing to do with finding them adorable and deadly?
I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Melissia wrote:Ah, so you don't deny that there's a reason you like wiener dogs that has nothing to do with finding them adorable and deadly?
I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wait, adorable and deadly is not reason enough? Thats why the wife married me.

I thought it was the other way around...

Melissia wrote:I thought it was the other way around...

Well yea. Plus I like her cruel persecution of curbs every time she drives.

Fafnir wrote:IT'S SIMPLE MATH!

Simple being the operative word

corpsesarefun wrote:

Fafnir wrote:Don't ask me. I didn't pull that statistic out of my ass. Someone else on the internet did. I just helped pass it along.

The statistic is fine, you just totally abused mathematics

a 0.1 chance that something is true is nothing more than a ten percent chance, you cannot use it to state absolutes.

Well you can, it's just bs.

I get the impression he's playing

I hope so.

Perkustin wrote:I have mushrooms to feed to my animals, i dont have time to read.

I'm betting that the reality of the situation you describe is no where near as exciting as it is in my head.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Fafnir wrote:Don't ask me. I didn't pull that statistic out of my ass. Someone else on the internet did. I just helped pass it along.

The statistic is fine, you just totally abused mathematics

a 0.1 chance that something is true is nothing more than a ten percent chance, you cannot use it to state absolutes.

Well you can, it's just bs.

The statistic pretty much is BS.

But at a 10% chance, there's a 65% chance that at least one of the ten posters in question loves wiener dogs.

biccat wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

Fafnir wrote:Don't ask me. I didn't pull that statistic out of my ass. Someone else on the internet did. I just helped pass it along.

The statistic is fine, you just totally abused mathematics

a 0.1 chance that something is true is nothing more than a ten percent chance, you cannot use it to state absolutes.

Well you can, it's just bs.

The statistic pretty much is BS.

But at a 10% chance, there's a 65% chance that at least one of the ten posters in question loves wiener dogs.

Operators are standing by.

Frazzled wrote:

Headphones have developed a lot since medieval times. Although those look like a good pair of tweeters




I'll get my coat.

Albatross wrote:It also exhibited a considerable pro-Christian bias.

So does the afterlife.

Of course not, the afterlife shows pro-Muslim bias.

Which one?

Frazzled wrote:Operators are standing by.

Old age is no way to go.

Now Sebastian, there was a real saint:

I'd have to say St. Peter was quite the badass too.

Kilkrazy wrote:Which one?

The one with all the virgins.

Though why one would call being given thirty dnd powergamers a reward is anyoen's guess.

Melissia wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:Which one?

The one with all the virgins.

Though why one would call being given thirty dnd powergamers a reward is anyoen's guess.

I can see this being on a t-shert or some thing

1. You Can Do Terrible Things in the Name of Either One
2. Both Sides Really Do Believe What They're Saying
3. In Everyday Life, You're Not That Different
4. There Are Good People on Both Sides
5. Your Point of View is Legitimately Offensive to Them
6. We Tend to Exaggerate About the Other Guy
7. We Tend to Exaggerate About Ourselves, Too
8. Focusing on Negative Examples Makes You Stupid
9. Both Sides Have Brought Good to the Table
10. You'll Never Harass the Other Side Out of Existence
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_15759_10-things-christians-atheists-can-and-must-agree-on_p3.html#ixzz1FI8UoYiy

10 Things atheists and Christians should agree on, but won't because the most opinionated people on both sides of the issue tend to be close minded dicks.

Chance of Christians and Atheists agreeing on 10 things they should agree on=Chance of Jews and Muslims living in peace within the middle east. Too many people are dicks for either to happen.

How did this turn into hallucinogenic drugs being fed to wiener dogs, and Frazzled coming out of the closet? O.o

Oh OT insanity, who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?

It wasn't voluntary.

After much research and Wikipeditions, I have compiled the definitive list:

1. An off topic discussion on Dakka will lead to an argument between the atheists & Christians, and/or liberals vs conservatives.

2. Carpets.*

3. Strawberry jam is best made from strawberries.

4. The Pope** has fewer legs than a healthy spider.

5. The Star War prequel trilogy sucked.

6. Cilit Bang! and the stain is gone. (If only Clinton had had known sooner.)

7. Mary was indeed quite contrary, though how she made the garden grow is still hotly debated.

8. The Moon landing was faked. The Moon would not have been able to generate sufficient thrust to get back into orbit once it had landed.

9. Fidel Castro bought his beard and joke cigars from Acme Inc. the same company that supplies Wily Coyote. (Why doesn't he just order a tin of dog food and a can opener?***)

10. Zombie Apocolypse

* The controversial Church of the Impeccable Seven Day Parquet would disagree, but then they always do.
** Obviously with the exception of Pope Arachnid III
***Cyote not Castro

Ribon Fox wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:Which one?

The one with all the virgins.

Though why one would call being given thirty dnd powergamers a reward is anyoen's guess.

I can see this being on a t-shert or some thing

Kilkrazy wrote:Leman Russ, is gay?!?!?!?!?111ONE??

Wait Frazzled is Leman Russ? At least that explains the obsession for dogs and drinking.

Chini bodge-battle wrote:
** Obviously with the exception of Pope Arachnid III

I lol'd

Heres a question on religion.

If God/Gods are supreme being why does he need us to worship him/It?

If God is a supreme being I don't think he would need people to worshiping him/It

Surely a God is not need of such desires. Why would He?

If thier really is a god out there none of us have a true understanding of what He/It is.

Alot of people have diffrent portrale of God/Gods so its a bit naive to think one beleif is true and 100% accurate.

Yak9UT wrote:Heres a question on religion.

If God/Gods are supreme being why does he need us to worship him/It?

If God is a supreme being I don't think he would need people to worshiping him/It

Surely a God is not need of such desires. Why would He?

If thier really is a god out there none of us have a true understanding of what He/It is.

Alot of people have diffrent portrale of God/Gods so its a bit naive to think one beleif is true and 100% accurate.

God doesn't need people to believe in him in anything outside of Pratchett

However because the abrahamic god is benevolent he wants those that are worthy to achieve paradise and thus informed people about this paradise and how to get in much like how teachers nowadays teach you how to pass exams rather than the subject.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Yak9UT wrote:Heres a question on religion.

If God/Gods are supreme being why does he need us to worship him/It?

If God is a supreme being I don't think he would need people to worshiping him/It

Surely a God is not need of such desires. Why would He?

If thier really is a god out there none of us have a true understanding of what He/It is.

Alot of people have diffrent portrale of God/Gods so its a bit naive to think one beleif is true and 100% accurate.

God doesn't need people to believe in him in anything outside of Pratchett

However because the abrahamic god is benevolent he wants those that are worthy to achieve paradise and thus informed people about this paradise and how to get in much like how teachers nowadays teach you how to pass exams rather than the subject.

So what your saying is if a good person that doesn't embrace that faith, then goes to hell for not being inlightened and therfore not worthy?

That doesn't sound like a supreme being to me.

In The Inferno Dante assigns a place for the pre Christian "good" that is, from a shakey memory, a citadel within Hell and they are not punished. As they lived before Christ, they cannot be said to have gone astray. The shade of Virgil, Dante's guide, resides there.

Also there is Limbo for the babies that died unbaptised which is hard to accept these days.

Cheesecat wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:Leman Russ, is gay?!?!?!?!?111ONE??

Wait Frazzled is Leman Russ? At least that explains the obsession for dogs and drinking.

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!