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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 06:22:42
Subject: WTF Australia
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Over the hills and far away.
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Shhh your not supposed to know...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 12:34:00
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Brother Azul wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Yeah one great thing about australia is that they sell sheperds pie, and tim tams at the malls. And dear god its like a 30 minute kiss with a model from brazil.
Haha i forget you Americans go crazy for Tim tams... I dont know why considering the predigeous range of biscuits and stuff you have over there. They are tasty though ill give ya that. My favourites are the Chili Tim tams. It may interest you to know that you can buy them in the US now. They are sold under the name "Pepperidge farm Tim tams". Not sure where they are sold but if you want to get your hands on some it may be worth hunting them down... One question though. How does it equate to snogging a Braziliian model??
Well mostly because they are experinced and also will make you feel like your in heaven for 30 minutes. Also alot of my girl-friends at school are Brazilian.
Also hey I am half Australian and Half American! I perfer. American-Aussie. plus i have citizenship.
Not only that but i remember there was a great indian food place that i had my first curries and then it burned down this year, sad face :(
Then i remember everyday i would find a trapdoor spider in my basement in australia not only that but the freaking funnel web spiders, red backs, and the cuckaboro annoying little buggers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 14:03:16
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Over the hills and far away.
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Asherian Command wrote:Well mostly because they are experinced and also will make you feel like your in heaven for 30 minutes. Also alot of my girl-friends at school are Brazilian.
Also hey I am half Australian and Half American! I perfer. American-Aussie. plus i have citizenship.
Not only that but i remember there was a great indian food place that i had my first curries and then it burned down this year, sad face :(
Then i remember everyday i would find a trapdoor spider in my basement in australia not only that but the freaking funnel web spiders, red backs, and the cuckaboro annoying little buggers.
Ahhh I see all said the blind man to his deaf horse. Theres two absoloutly excellent indian places in melbourne. "Get it india" and "Curry munchers". Both do great indian food and both have excellent names. Havent been to either in a while though, Its all about roach coach Kababs at 2 in the morning nowadays.  . On the critters note, i kill at least 2 or 3 white tails a week. Sometimes i catch em and put em in a 2L coke bottle and feed em bugs but when i just cbf i hit em with a can of mortein.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 15:28:20
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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*this entire thread*
*shutters*
I am so glad I do not live there! I am sure I would go insane with fear of the critters.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 15:29:16
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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Zyllos wrote:*this entire thread*
*shutters*
I am so glad I do not live there! I am sure I would go insane with fear of the critters.
Either that, or you turn into a badass.
There's only one kind of person who survives in Australia.
I'll give you one guess.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 16:06:18
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Nerivant wrote:There's only one kind of person who survives in Australia.
I'll give you one guess.
Well, since Crocodile Dundee had to go to New York, I'd guess a recluse.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 17:01:02
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Nerivant wrote:
Either that, or you turn into a badass.
There's only one kind of person who survives in Australia.
I'll give you one guess.
Loonies?
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 17:04:57
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Lady of the Lake
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Nerivant wrote:Either that, or you turn into a badass.
There's only one kind of person who survives in Australia.
I'll give you one guess.
I give up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/28 22:50:40
Subject: WTF Australia
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Been to Perth... nice place, not too hazardous. Biggest issue I had was kids swiping my drinks at the clubs. Learned to never leave any liquid in the glass before heading for the john.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 00:02:55
Subject: WTF Australia
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia
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Living in sydney I have nearly none of these problems... The occasional redback in the back yard. Which is dissapointing as all the dangerous stuff was what originally made me want to come to this country... Then again, I fall in the 'Looney' catagory
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ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 08:18:49
Subject: Re:WTF Australia
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Nerivant wrote:Zyllos wrote:*this entire thread*
*shutters*
I am so glad I do not live there! I am sure I would go insane with fear of the critters.
Either that, or you turn into a badass.
There's only one kind of person who survives in Australia.
I'll give you one guess.
Kiwis! Heaps of new Zealanders have jumped the ditch. Maybe its because you pay so much better over there.
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