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Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

You're a fish, Snrub?

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Gun Mage





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I also got a U for ageography end off topic test, since my teacher couldn't read it...

and The E in a Biology IAA...
Apart from that all A*...
and A...
And B...
And C...

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Fixture of Dakka





Melbourne

BlapBlapBlap wrote:You're a fish, Snrub?
Its a Red Dwarf joke.
For those that don't know. Red Dwarf was a british scifi show done in the late 80's and 90's. In one episode one of the cast takes an astrophysics exam, has a mental break down because he cant handle it and writes "I am a fish" 400 times on his exam paper.
Its alot funnier if you know the show.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

An E I got in a piece of vague Science coursework we were lumped with. They were so incredibly picky about the answers they were looking for, I just wrote it off as being cow faeces.

I still got two Bs overall for Double Science, one mark off As in both.

Lowest grade for a whole subject is a C, which is what I got in 5 of my GCSE subjects (English Literature, Maths, German, Drama and ICT), with Bs in Geology, Double Science and English Language.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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C is my lowest I'm proud to say Then again, it is my average score....

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The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)

The lowest I've ever pulled was a B, but I've gotten that grade in a few different classes. I did come close to pulling a C once in the weed-out biology class I took as a freshman because of my lab grade, but my lecture grade helped to pull things up to a flat B.

 
   
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Drama was over-subscribed in first semster of year nine, so they put the overflow into other subjects. I got dumped into photography. That's bs, I said, because half the kids left in the class were there last year, and they just fethed about and tried to hit on the girls (alright, that's why I wanted to be in Drama as well, but at least I actually tried - it was my play they put on at the end of year 8).

feth this, and feth photography, I said. The class basically consisted of two or three girls who were genuinely interested in photography, and about a dozen kids that somehow figured out that photography classes let you roam the school grounds to take pictures (ie disappear behind the grass slope next to the tennis courts and smoke). I was neither of those groups, and had no idea how to talk to either of those groups.

Photography involved 5 assignments each marked out of 15 points each, a test marked out of 15, and an attendance and beahviour mark out of 10, for a total of 100. I handed in nothing, and skipped the final test. I was given 6 out of 10 for attendance and behaviour, and nothing for the rest, for a total mark of 6%.

I was back in Drama the next semester.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

Drama was over-subscribed in first semster of year nine, so they put the overflow into other subjects. I got dumped into photography.


Totally thought that said something else for a minute.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
 
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