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2012/02/02 20:26:42
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION
2012/02/02 20:33:43
Subject: Re:Smiling less means men are more attractive
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them.
2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue.
3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/02 20:35:35
Subject: Re:Smiling less means men are more attractive
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them.
2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue.
3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
But then I can't sleep with her whenever I'm bored. Ideally she needs an off switch whenever I'm not around.
Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION
2012/02/02 20:41:41
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/02 20:55:33
Subject: Re:Smiling less means men are more attractive
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them.
2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue.
3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
But then I can't sleep with her whenever I'm bored. Ideally she needs an off switch whenever I'm not around.
This is that whole, cant bake the cake and eat it too thing. You cant have the best of both worlds. You cant never call/hear from her, and expect some ass at the drop of a hat
2012/02/02 23:43:58
Subject: Re:Smiling less means men are more attractive
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/03 02:31:08
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
Duh, women want men to be unfeeling killing machines that can feel nothing except sexual lust, masculine rage and pumped excitement. Anything else is for pussies. *sarcasm*
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7. I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them. 2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue. 3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
But then I can't sleep with her whenever I'm bored. Ideally she needs an off switch whenever I'm not around.
Do what you're doing now. Ignore her. Don't respond til you want ass (or other orifice of preference). She'll come in line sooner or later. That or let her know about your other FWBs by talking about that awesome thing you did the other day and immediately following it up asking her if she wants to try it. Let them down then pick them up, but only halfway up
And Slarg, I was just thinking of that song the other day. I walked through the front of the store I work at in my interview shirt, tie and fitted slacks to surprise the Mistress and you could feel the air moisten and see jaws drop. It still rings true.
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2012/02/03 09:31:23
Subject: Re:Smiling less means men are more attractive
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
*sniff*
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
Read what Avatar said again, and take it to heart.
At the end of the day, guys who aren't arsebaskets win out eventually, no matter what kind of crap you hear on the 'net
about how 'chicks only dig bad guyz den whinge about em, waaaaaaaahnobodylovesme.'
People who say that are clearly not the nice guys they claim to be.
biccat wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
*sniff*
Protip: Don't take relationship advice from someone who doesn't have relationship experience. No offense Avatar, but you can value relationships and date lots of women.
Women like confident men: stand up straight, square your shoulders, and walk around like you expect the world to accomodate you. It usually will.
Just don't be completely oblivious to obvious signals women throw your way. Like when a girl says, loud enough for you to hear, "I'd totally go out with biccat if I ever broke up with my boyfriend," then dumps her boyfriend the next day, don't hesitate. Yeah, I was stupid about women in high school.
Edit: Protip #2: Don't take relationship advice from the internet.
Avatar 720 wrote:A strange number of people have come to me for relationship advice lately (only about 2-3, but it's strange because I expected 0, seeing as they all knew I had <0 experience myself) and they seem to be doing fine.
Just sayin'
Protip #2.1: Don't take relationship advice from narcissistic tabletop wargaming forum members.
Avatar 720 wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
*sniff*
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Women wants sex too. I fail to see the issue here. As long as you're not lying to anyone and not propagating viral crap, sex is a-okay.
And being a virgin doesn't make you a better or worse person. Not being a virgin because you're afraid is bad because fear is a terrible motivator regardless of cause, but that doesn't mean you should be in a mega rush either. I'd say when the opportunity comes up go for it unless you have a good reason not to.
Protip #Omega: Always listen to Cannerus.
Thanks guys. I feel better now. its good to know im not alone.
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2012/02/03 09:58:41
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
A frown or looking shamefull makes men more attractive?
I thought it was having "large feet" :p
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2012/02/03 15:43:04
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
The sad part is that they're looking at the biological aspect, when for many (if not mos) women (and most men as well I would guess) attraction and arousal are both psychological things as much as biological.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2012/02/03 15:51:31
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
When it comes to looks I'm average with medium height and build. I have dark brown hair and brown eyes with a medium skin tone. I get ahead by rarely smiling . When I do its usually after something goes my way or someone else screws up. I smile when my confidence in my self is validated, it happens quite a lot.
It also couldn't help that I have awesome hair, a sharp sense of style, powerful posture and I always smell like Polo Black. I can also talk most people into just about anything.
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2012/02/04 04:29:18
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:And Slarg, I was just thinking of that song the other day. I walked through the front of the store I work at in my interview shirt, tie and fitted slacks to surprise the Mistress and you could feel the air moisten and see jaws drop. It still rings true.
That's why I recently bought a bunch of Blazer jackets to go with my hats. I'm be the most stylish guy in college.
KingCracker wrote:Grumble grumble......fething bolivians and their hulahoops......grumble
Noooooo, slarg has NOOOOOO idea what he's talking about when he says "Give the Bolivians chipmunk overlord his hulahoop".....
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
2012/02/05 02:10:22
Subject: Smiling less means men are more attractive
still a virgin
