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2012/05/29 15:49:54
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Lynata wrote:Makarov wrote:Just go to the link I posted above, it has pics of the survivors face.
Hell no! But thanks for the offer. Although I have seen a lot of stuff already over the years simply by browsing google, I actually do try to avoid the "guro" whenever possible. 
But damn, that guy actually survived? Not sure if that's good or bad, given his condition (and lack of money for reconstruction surgery, I guess).
After seeing the pics I don't think (I am however not a doctor) there is a chance for reconstructive surgery
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2012/05/29 16:55:11
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That is one messed up story. Damn.
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2012/05/29 17:57:24
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Probably drug related. But it's time to start making preparations, just in case...things are starting to go down...
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2012/05/29 21:40:07
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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I knew my reading of the zombie survival guide 9 times would pay off!
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2012/05/29 23:28:49
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Veteran ORC
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2012/05/30 02:04:49
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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SAVE US MR PRESIDENT
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2012/05/30 02:07:52
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Veteran ORC
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I'm saving myself and the chicks. Get your own zombie plan.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2012/05/30 02:11:00
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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It's a conspiracy! Zombies are a comin'! RUUUN!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/05/30 02:11:20
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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Hey I just met you
And i am crazy
So im a zombie
Ill eat you maybe
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2012/05/30 02:14:38
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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All I can say is this. Most of you fellow DAKKA members are free to visit the giant mitten and enjoy KC's company. I will grill good food, and we will shoot things together, youll enjoy yourself. But if the zombies start popping up, for your safety, dont come asking for invites, because myself and my family, will shoot you
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2012/05/30 02:44:16
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Araqiel
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This is strange and rather scary, people say zombies can never happen but come on if theres fungus that can turn ants into zombies its certainly not impossible.
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2012/05/30 02:54:46
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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I will bear the offer in mind KC. As a very small person i could be a good scavenger...... Also, superhero team and all that 
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2012/05/30 03:10:03
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Veteran ORC
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Vitruvian XVII wrote:I will bear the offer in mind KC. As a very small person i could be a good scavenger...... Also, superhero team and all that
And as a small person, you are easy for a Zombie to overpower.
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2012/05/30 03:21:50
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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I am ready for the apocolypse. If it is just PCP addicts then I'm screwed.
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2012/05/30 09:49:35
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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http://gamesareus.net/36534-Last-Stand.html
Better get some practice in. Whilst im there better bring that plate armour project forward. Automatically Appended Next Post: AtomicEngineer wrote:This is strange and rather scary, people say zombies can never happen but come on if theres fungus that can turn ants into zombies its certainly not impossible.
Ooh please share   
And as for a Zombie Apocalypse..... Ive already got a plan with my freinds but any Dakkanoughts are welcome to the pack. Just bring plenty of hot, horny chicks with you
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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2012/05/30 10:23:24
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2151815/Chagas-disease-New-AIDS-Americas-cause-victims-hearts-explode.html
.. so.. if the Zombies don't get you then there's a chance that your heart or intestines might burst.
Perhaps it's time to start smoking once again.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2012/05/30 10:44:49
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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reds8n wrote:
Perhaps it's time to start smoking once again.
Yep, if it's starting to happen it's time for cigars, beer and hookers. If it's a false alarm at least a good weekend is had
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151886/Rudy-Eugene-Miami-cannibals-victim-Ronald-Poppo-pictured-vicious-attack.html?ICO=most_read_module
Not sure why they are showing a blurred picture of a tomato, oh wait, aarrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friends and family of Eugene have come forward claiming that the North Miami Beach High School graduate 'was not a face-eating zombie monster.'
We all pray that he wasn't!
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2012/05/30 12:52:17
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
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Well Im glad I got this done on monday then.....
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"I have traveled trough the Realm of Death and brought back novelty pencils"
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere and somewhere hearts are light,and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout but there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. |
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2012/05/30 13:07:27
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Nicorex wrote:Well Im glad I got this done on monday then.....
But do you have enough smokes?
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2012/05/30 13:23:40
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Plate's too heavy for the long haul, although it would be good for smash and grabs of stores, if you have a vehicle to deliver you to the site. Go for hardened leather or plastic. Plenty tough enough to stop a bite or a claw, and light enough to run full speed in.
Also, from this news article- "The president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar believes the entire incident is the fault of a new drug trend that has led to similar incidents. Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or what is sometimes referred to on the street as “the new LSD”."
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/28/causeway-cannibal-identified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
There have been other incidents like this in Miami!
Sharpen your blades, and keep your kits packed.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2012/05/30 13:28:57
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
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Gitzbitah wrote:
Also, from this news article- "The president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar believes the entire incident is the fault of a new drug trend that has led to similar incidents. Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or what is sometimes referred to on the street as “the new LSD”."
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/28/causeway-cannibal-identified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
There have been other incidents like this in Miami!
Sharpen your blades, and keep your kits packed.
Typical government cover-up trying to stop the panic that would certainly follow the revelation that the zombie apocalypse is upon us!
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2012/05/30 13:38:36
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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PhantomViper wrote:Gitzbitah wrote:
Also, from this news article- "The president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar believes the entire incident is the fault of a new drug trend that has led to similar incidents. Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or what is sometimes referred to on the street as “the new LSD”."
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/28/causeway-cannibal-identified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
There have been other incidents like this in Miami!
Sharpen your blades, and keep your kits packed.
Typical government cover-up trying to stop the panic that would certainly follow the revelation that the zombie apocalypse is upon us!
Of course! Now all that needs to happen is airline prices go up to try and keep the containment up and to stop people from fleeing!
Wait a second... 
Everyone run! They Zombies are coming! AHHH!
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2012/05/30 13:46:36
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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I always knew this day would come- but I never imagined it would be NAKED zombies. This just adds a whole new level of grossness to being eaten.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2012/05/30 13:47:29
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Gitzbitah wrote:I always knew this day would come- but I never imagined it would be NAKED zombies. This just adds a whole new level of grossness to being eaten.
Maybe zombies don't like clothes?
Maybe they already rotted off?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/05/30 13:53:25
Subject: Re:Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
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treadhead1944 wrote:Nicorex wrote:Well Im glad I got this done on monday then.....
But do you have enough smokes?
Well i got a carton and a half, so that should last me a couple weeks. Plus I can ration them to make them last longer. Plus I have suits of armor so I could make my way to the store and grab some more.
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"I have traveled trough the Realm of Death and brought back novelty pencils"
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere and somewhere hearts are light,and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout but there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. |
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2012/05/30 13:54:28
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Gitzbitah wrote:I always knew this day would come- but I never imagined it would be NAKED zombies. This just adds a whole new level of grossness to being eaten.
All I have to say about that is Zombie Sarah Underwood (or whoever floats yer boat)
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2012/05/30 14:23:21
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Gitzbitah wrote:Plate's too heavy for the long haul, although it would be good for smash and grabs of stores, if you have a vehicle to deliver you to the site. Go for hardened leather or plastic. Plenty tough enough to stop a bite or a claw, and light enough to run full speed in.
Also, from this news article- "The president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar believes the entire incident is the fault of a new drug trend that has led to similar incidents. Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or what is sometimes referred to on the street as “the new LSD”."
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/28/causeway-cannibal-identified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
There have been other incidents like this in Miami!
Sharpen your blades, and keep your kits packed.
Nicorex wrote:treadhead1944 wrote:Nicorex wrote:Well Im glad I got this done on monday then.....
But do you have enough smokes?
Well i got a carton and a half, so that should last me a couple weeks. Plus I can ration them to make them last longer. Plus I have suits of armor so I could make my way to the store and grab some more.
Meh i beat you all. Theres a place in preston market that sells clothing studs/spikes. just buy loads and do my trenchcoat up. Awsomely badass AND zombie proof.
Meh ide just get a tank anyway. a british one of course-the British have always made the best tanks and they all come with a large supply of tea-and nothing beats a good cup of English tea in a crisis.
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Lynata wrote:Gitzbitah wrote:or a batch of zombie creating drugs loose on the open market.
Reminds me of that cheap Russian crap where your flesh starts to fall off and you see people with exposed bones shuffling through the streets.
Not cool man. 
If you have a strong stomach, google for "Krokodil drug".
You've been told before about the use of language like this on the site. Do not do this.. Theyve been here for years.
also has anyone noticed that the CDC have a "zombie apocalypse" scenario survival guide. This has been going on for years now 
as another point how will we live without Dakka-i mean if all the power goes then..... Damn we must get Dakka a special unlimited power supply.
Apart from this i think i actualy wouldnt mind a zombie apocalypse. Money wouldnt matter for a start.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/05/30 15:24:04
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Battlefield Tourist
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I thinkthe creepiest part about this story, is tha tthe face-eater ate the victims eyes.
That freaks me out and makes me think of the eye violence favored by Italian zombie movies by Fulci IIRC.
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2012/05/30 16:04:38
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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wow that's freaky. feel bad for the guy that got attacked.
If it is the zombie apocalypse then I'm screwed. In Zombieland they said the fatties were the first to go :(
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2012/05/30 17:30:58
Subject: Looks like the zombie apocalypse is coming... (Seriously, this isn't just some viral marketing bs)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Vitruvian XVII wrote:I will bear the offer in mind KC. As a very small person i could be a good scavenger...... Also, superhero team and all that
Hmm.....Thats a pretty good point. Youll be the Glenn of my group. Gay or not 
Slarg232 wrote:Vitruvian XVII wrote:I will bear the offer in mind KC. As a very small person i could be a good scavenger...... Also, superhero team and all that
And as a small person, you are easy for a Zombie to overpower.
Once more, tell that to Glenn. Small people have better chances of getting away also. Have you EVER honestly tried bear hugging a tiny person? Its tough Automatically Appended Next Post: Necros wrote:wow that's freaky. feel bad for the guy that got attacked.
If it is the zombie apocalypse then I'm screwed. In Zombieland they said the fatties were the first to go :(
feth Zombielands factoids. Im a fatty, and I think my chances are pretty damn good in the APOC. Bring it
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