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Decrepit Dakkanaut




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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim. The incident snarled traffic on the causeway for hours during busy Memorial Day weekend as multiple lanes of vehicles were routed around the crime scene.


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/images-released-of-naked-cannibal-killed-by-miami-police-as-he-ate-homeless-mans-face-7800470.html

The first images have been released of Rudy Eugene, the homeless man shot and killed by Miami police as he ate another man’s face.

Eugene, 31, is thought to have been high on a powerful form of LSD when he attacked another homeless man, ripping off chunks of the man’s flesh with his teeth.

Both men were naked at the time of the attack.

The unidentified victim is currently fighting for his life in intensive care at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital hospital, after Eugene chewed off up to 80 per cent of his face, including his nose and eyes, in what hospital spokesperson called "some of the worst [injuries] staff had ever encountered."

Police were initially called to reports of two naked men fighting on the MacArthur Causeway bike path, which was packed with people heading to the annual Memorial Day hip hop festival at the time.

Witness Larry Vega told WSVN-TV in Miami, "The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him 'get off'...[but] the guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin."

Police initially repeatedly ordered Eugene to stop, but Mr Vega says he just “picked up his head and growled at the officer”.

Police then shot Eugene, but he carried on his attack, after which officers shot him several more times until he died.

Much of the attack was caught on the CCTV cameras of the office building that houses the Miami Herald newspaper. The images went viral in the immediate aftermath of the attack.

Today, the Herald reported that Eugene left few clues about the cause of his attack, saying court records revealed he had married in December 2005, but divorced just over two years later.

“I wouldn’t say he had mental problem but he always felt like people was against him... No one was for him, everyone was against him,” his ex-wife told, Miami-based television station WPLG.

Eugene had previously been arrested on a battery charge when he was 16, but that charge was later dropped. He was arrested seven more time over the next five years, four times for marijuana offences, once for misdemeanour battery, once for vending near a school and once for trespassing.

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Right, the ocean water would slow hem down some as they walk amongst it to our beaches.

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'Viral' BS story for the upcoming Z-wars movie? If not, this is the worst thing ever.

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Pacific wrote:'Viral' BS story for the upcoming Z-wars movie? If not, this is the worst thing ever.


That's what I thought when I first saw the story but all the reports I've found seem to suggest it really happened, probably some meth addict.
   
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UPDATE, 5/27: While Miami Police remain tight-lipped about the incident, investigators are asking witnesses to contact authorities. The Herald reports detectives believe the victim may have been homeless and the naked man suffering from "cocaine psychosis," which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.


So, cocaine psychosis explains the nekkedness... but eating the homeless guy's face, that is totally up in the air.

We'll just have to watch for reports of an outbreak of head-gnawing at the hospital, after the victim turns.

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The end is nigh! Fire and brimstone will come down from the skies! Rivers and seas will boil! There will be forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
   
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Oh well. Time to move up the lawnchair, rifles and ammo boxes on the roof.

Damn, this should have happened during winter.... Zombies on icy highways would have been hilarious....

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Naw, I bet its PCP related TBH. Ive heard/read some pretty incredibly fething crazy stories of people tripping out on that gak. Just recently someone posted the clip on the dad strung out on PCP that ate his daughters eyes for feth sake. Who would want to take something like that?!
   
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I'm hoping this is a meth-related incident, and not the more apocalyptic alternative.

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I'm just hoping they won't all be naked.

   
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Because yes, when I'm being eaten by the living dead, I definitely dont want to have to look at their nakedness.

 
   
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I almost hope for the Zombie apocalypse, would make for a nice change i suppose....just need to find a way to get a steady supply of insulin...could harvest from people err pigs.

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Man, PCP is one Hell of a drug.
   
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purple what did I tell you about letting your experiments going walk-about

No more science Kit for you


On a more serious note that's pretty messed up, drugs are not good for, especially if you abuse the substance

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At first I thought 'this thread must be about some sort of viral ad/trailer etc to do with a zombie movie/etc of some description'

Now I think I wish it WAS a real zombie apocalypse, if only to rid the earth of these morons and the rest of the human race with it...

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And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


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daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
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Be careful what your wishing for. You should say "And MOST of the human race with it" Saying the rest of the human race means we are ALL gone. And Id find you in the next dimension and kick you squarely in the balls
   
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KingCracker wrote:Be careful what your wishing for. You should say "And MOST of the human race with it" Saying the rest of the human race means we are ALL gone. And Id find you in the next dimension and kick you squarely in the balls


If there is one, I don't believe in life after death/reincarnation/etc, you even if there is a heaven, and you're there, and your idea of heaven is to have me available for square-in-the-balls-kicking, it's only me by proxy, I'm safe in the land of not having a soul and therefore not getting into the afterlife (regardless of description).


In all seriousness, every day I manage to read an article that:
a) further cements my nihilism
b) increasingly strengthens my doubts as to whether we deserve to be the dominant species on the planet.

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 Atma01 wrote:

And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.

daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
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What happens with reincarnation if we are all extinct?
   
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dæl wrote:What happens with reincarnation if we are all extinct?


Most forms of reincarnation have inter-species reincarnation.
   
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Corpsesarefun wrote:
dæl wrote:What happens with reincarnation if we are all extinct?


Most forms of reincarnation have inter-species reincarnation.


Do zombies reproduce? Or do we all become cockroaches and nokia 3310s?
   
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Shouldn't the apocalypse only come on the 21st of December? This is happening way to early!

Or maybe... quick, someone do the math on what an exponential infection rate would look like and see if we are extinct on the 21st of December.
   
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PhantomViper wrote:Shouldn't the apocalypse only come on the 21st of December? This is happening way to early!

Or maybe... quick, someone do the math on what an exponential infection rate would look like and see if we are extinct on the 21st of December.


Exponential infection rate I think is about 3 months, remember hearing that somewhere.

The CDC does actually have a plan in event of zombie attack.
   
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dæl wrote:
PhantomViper wrote:Shouldn't the apocalypse only come on the 21st of December? This is happening way to early!

Or maybe... quick, someone do the math on what an exponential infection rate would look like and see if we are extinct on the 21st of December.


Exponential infection rate I think is about 3 months, remember hearing that somewhere.

The CDC does actually have a plan in event of zombie attack.


wasn't there some furore after somebody looked at their councils safe guards and flagged up that there wasn't any for a Zombie attack?? Only in the Uk eh...

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dæl wrote:
PhantomViper wrote:Shouldn't the apocalypse only come on the 21st of December? This is happening way to early!

Or maybe... quick, someone do the math on what an exponential infection rate would look like and see if we are extinct on the 21st of December.


Exponential infection rate I think is about 3 months, remember hearing that somewhere.

The CDC does actually have a plan in event of zombie attack.


I'm guessing that it isn't available to the general public? Because I would love to read it!
   
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Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
dæl wrote:
PhantomViper wrote:Shouldn't the apocalypse only come on the 21st of December? This is happening way to early!

Or maybe... quick, someone do the math on what an exponential infection rate would look like and see if we are extinct on the 21st of December.


Exponential infection rate I think is about 3 months, remember hearing that somewhere.

The CDC does actually have a plan in event of zombie attack.


wasn't there some furore after somebody looked at their councils safe guards and flagged up that there wasn't any for a Zombie attack?? Only in the Uk eh...


Damn Straight!!!1 Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

This happened down the road from me.

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dæl wrote:What happens with reincarnation if we are all extinct?



Well in that case, Leigen_Zero gets kicked in the balls
   
 
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