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2012/06/08 17:04:47
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
The Ork Kommandos snuck a Wierdboy in and he's been using his WAAAGH! power to make everyone think he's the Emperor ever since.
The Orks have been in complete command of the IoM for the past 10,000 years. (you can tell by the constant state of warfare, disorganization, and corruption. It's the perfect galactic situation for the Okrs)
The Ork Kommandos snuck a Wierdboy in and he's been using his WAAAGH! power to make everyone think he's the Emperor ever since.
The Orks have been in complete command of the IoM for the past 10,000 years. (you can tell by the constant state of warfare, disorganization, and corruption. It's the perfect galactic situation for the Okrs)
So what? Space fungi or space elfi ? Maybe the crons also get a shot at it?
The Emperor already died. Horus killed him.
Trazyn snatched both for his cabinet.
The Dragon took the throne for himself and is in complete command of the IoM.
Praise the omnissiah!
OR
Horus already ceased to exist. The Emperor has seen to that.
Any malfunction on his golden toilet is completly GW's fault. Whenever the Emperor realized this He'll come down on a companies HQ on a small foggy island and in 6th ed, there won't be any malfunctions and surely who wrote it is thrown into the next black hole.
He wasn't happy with Magnus 'mistake', now consider this one isn't one of his sons fault....
Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
2012/06/08 23:29:01
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
The Eldar snuck a Farseer in and he's been using his psychic power to make everyone think he's the Emperor ever since.
The Eldar have been in complete command of the IoM for the past 10,000 years.
A Crusade fleet should be on the way to cleanse your Craftworld.
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/10 03:07:38
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Your just saying that because he made the magpies give up all the stuff they've stolen.
This is my Emperor.
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/10 04:03:31
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Your just saying that because he made the magpies give up all the stuff they've stolen.
This is my Emperor.
fix'd
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
2012/06/10 04:38:03
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/10 04:43:11
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
2012/06/10 04:46:16
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/10 11:58:21
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/06/10 23:50:36
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Abaddon the armless tries his luck at another crusade since 14 is his lucky number (is he up to 13 now? Can't remember.) Anyway, he fails again due to his insurmountable lack of competence. Everyone has a jolly good laugh at his expense until they realise that Matt Ward, who was what the Emperor had been keeping at bay all these years, has climbed the golden throne wearing nothing but a pair of gold speedos with a stylised toilet seat emblem on the front. To everyone's horror he proceeds to re-write history and the galaxy is turned into a desolate place where those who are not Ultrasmurfs commit suicide because they will never be Ultrasmurfs. Rowboat Girlyman is of course resurrected or thawn out or whatever and becomes Empror Ward's queen. They are then the only ones who live happily ever after. The End.
There is no innocence. Only degrees of guilt.
2012/06/10 23:56:51
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
_Lightbringer_ wrote:Abaddon the armless tries his luck at another crusade since 14 is his lucky number (is he up to 13 now? Can't remember.) Anyway, he fails again due to his insurmountable lack of competence. Everyone has a jolly good laugh at his expense until they realise that Matt Ward, who was what the Emperor had been keeping at bay all these years, has climbed the golden throne wearing nothing but a pair of gold speedos with a stylised toilet seat emblem on the front. To everyone's horror he proceeds to re-write history and the galaxy is turned into a desolate place where those who are not Ultrasmurfs commit suicide because they will never be Ultrasmurfs. Rowboat Girlyman is of course resurrected or thawn out or whatever and becomes Empror Ward's queen. They are then the only ones who live happily ever after. The End.
You will be mind-scrubbed for reading 4chan too much. Abaddon is not armless, the Emperor will never die, He will be either ascend and become a god or be reborn/restored to lead us in a new Great Crusade.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/11 00:00:34
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
I don't know if the image on my previous post ever got "fix'd" (It never showed up as broken to me in the first place), but what Ascalam posted is what I posted to "fix" your post
Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
2012/06/11 00:05:34
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
I'm definitely taking an exterminatus fleet and lay waste to everything in my path until I find the source of that image.
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/11 00:07:39
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Tadashi wrote:I'm definitely taking an exterminatus fleet and lay waste to everything in my path until I find the source of that image.
1d4chan: Looted Emperor
Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
2012/06/11 00:09:55
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
1. Golden throne fails. - This is generally considered bad.
1b. so the Emperor dies. - This is bad short term, but i think its Good.
2. With no Emperor the Astronomicon shuts down. - Eveyone now knows there is no Emperor.
2b. Ships in the warp lose their way. major losses.
2c. The etye of Terror immeidately erupts into an upportunistic offensive.
2d. No more Imperial Tarot to guide those attuned to the Emperor's will. - This wont effect many people, but they will be important ones.
2e Massive crisis of faith across the Imperium, it will very likely fracture. - Orks will be quick to take advantage.
However.
2f. The Tyranids will lose their focus, they are drawn inwards by the Astronomicon. - This will only be a good thing.
3. The Emperor will be reborn in the warp. - This is pretty much a given, powerful creatures usually are, the Eldar did before the rise of Slaanesh and it appears the Emperor has before.
4. The Emperor will be reborn as a child, and it will be for the faithful to find that child, just as the Emperor searched for his primarchs. If this event actually comes to pass it is possible at least one Primarch could return to lead the search.
5. The Emperor matures and reveals himself and begins to reform, restore and reconquer the Imperium.
6. The new second Imperium will have lost an enormous amount of territory and due to lost capacity and the additional presence of CSM, Necrons and Tyranids cannot expand as far as the First Great Crusade. Hopefully though the Empeor will not fall victim to another Horus.
it may well end up ok, but it will be a miserable journey and one that could hreaten even the existance of mankind.
As for the Emperor being all that stands between humanity and the warp, that is true in a way, but human souls dissipate into the warp and are too thin to be preyed upon unlike the Eldar. If there was no Emperor itb wouldnt make a blindest difference of itself to the fate of human souls. The clergy wont tell you that though.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
2012/06/11 00:13:47
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Tadashi wrote:I'm definitely taking an exterminatus fleet and lay waste to everything in my path until I find the source of that image.
1d4chan: Looted Emperor
I called in a few favors, made a few threats and concessions, and now I've got three fleets headed that way.
1) The Blood Ravens and an Inquisitorial Exterminatus Fleet - call us Blood Magpies and make heresies about the Imperium? BURN! 2) Abaddon the Despoiler's Chaos Grand Fleet - I still have my arms you worthless (extraneous sounds of rage deleted)!!! 3) A combined fleet from Ulthwe and Biel-Tan - Farseers Macha, Taldeer, and Eldrad are not related, and LCB never happened.
Run, 4chan addicts, run. We are gonna burn you to ashes.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/11 00:18:31
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Tadashi wrote:I'm definitely taking an exterminatus fleet and lay waste to everything in my path until I find the source of that image.
1d4chan: Looted Emperor
I called in a few favors, made a few threats and concessions, and now I've got three fleets headed that way.
1) The Blood Ravens and an Inquisitorial Exterminatus Fleet - call us Blood Magpies and make heresies about the Imperium? BURN! 2) Abaddon the Despoiler's Chaos Grand Fleet - I still my arms you worthless !!!
3) A combined fleet from Ulthwe and Biel-Tan - Farseers Macha, Taldeer, and Eldrad are not related, and LCB never happened.
Run, 4chan addicts, run. We are gonna burn you to ashes.
Puny Cryptek, as your Overlord, I order you to stand down (or I'll reveal the xeno lover the Emperor REALLY is. I'm looking at you Macha)
back to the OP
1) Astronomicon goes out
2) Large amount of Imperial vessels are lost and destroyed in the Warp due to the suddenly vanished presence of the Astronomicon
3) Sectors and subsectors become isolated as communication has been effectively lost throughout the Imperium. These sectors become more focused upon establishing secure borders over expansion
4) The Imperium is effectively shattered, Man is once again lost and spread out through the Galaxy with only the most daring to fly out into the dark void of space.
5) Activity in the Eye of Terror increases drastically. The Cadian sector is overrun as they can no longer effectively gather reinforcements. Chaos is now on the march throughout the Galaxy
6) The Tyranids, once attracted to the Astronomicon, begin a more methodical approach at devouring the galaxy, starting from one end and slowly marching towards the other, making sure that no world is untouched.
7) Xenos species that had once been on the verge of genocidal annihilation begin to expand and flourish once more. Many turn onto the forces of Man, wreaking vengeance upon the broken Empire that had almost wiped them out.
8) Necrons rediscover Inertialess Drive technology much to the Chagrin of Matt Ward. Galactic Domination is imminent
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
2012/06/11 00:26:37
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Tadashi wrote:I'm definitely taking an exterminatus fleet and lay waste to everything in my path until I find the source of that image.
1d4chan: Looted Emperor
I called in a few favors, made a few threats and concessions, and now I've got three fleets headed that way.
1) The Blood Ravens and an Inquisitorial Exterminatus Fleet - call us Blood Magpies and make heresies about the Imperium? BURN! 2) Abaddon the Despoiler's Chaos Grand Fleet - I still my arms you worthless !!! 3) A combined fleet from Ulthwe and Biel-Tan - Farseers Macha, Taldeer, and Eldrad are not related, and LCB never happened.
Run, 4chan addicts, run. We are gonna burn you to ashes.
Puny Cryptek, as your Overlord, I order you to stand down (or I'll reveal the xeno lover the Emperor REALLY is. I'm looking at you Macha)
I'm not in command of the First Fleet, Angelos is. My squad's on Deathwatch duties behind enemy lines at Damocles. And even if I were, Lord Inquisitor Karamazov and Warmaster Abaddon aren't going to back down.
"In fealty to the God-Emperor, our Undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare exterminatus upon the Grand Heresy of 4chan. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire site, and consign a million addicts to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects."
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/11 00:58:55
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Aye Ghazghkull, Gutsmek! Dem humies dink ya boyz are easy krumpin! How bout showin dem wat a real WAAAAAAAGHHH! is! Don't fergit to bring dem humies looted boss!
Yo Angry Marines! Those fellas there think ya'all are pushovers. How bout showin them the real meaning of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Hey Kharn, see those fellas? They don't think that you're a pretty swell guy. Wanna fix that?
Pardon me Knights Inductors (aka Reasonable Marines), but the Inquisition is on it's way because they believe that being reasonable and logical is heresy, wanna join forces?
Hey Cultist-chan, those fellas there think chaos sucks. wanna "Kaptoore Eet Fhor Kay-oss?" And yes, you may bring your pet Kay-oss along and Dranon
Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
2012/06/11 01:05:38
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
King Pariah wrote:Aye Ghazghkull, Gutsmek! Dem humies dink ya boyz are easy krumpin! How bout showin dem wat a real WAAAAAAAGHHH! is! Don't fergit to bring dem humies looted boss!
Webway Gate to Temporal Nexus stabilized. Standby for reinforcements. Honor Guard, present arms (cue Reborn Emperor and Legio Custodes arrive from the future)!
Yo Angry Marines! Those fellas there think ya'all are pushovers. How bout showin them the real meaning of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Standby to deactivate stasis fields. Deploy the Eversor Company.
Hey Kharn, see those fellas? They don't think that you're a pretty swell guy. Wanna fix that?
Here's the deal, we give you a map that leads to Fulgrim's planet, and you leave us alone.
Pardon me Knights Inductors (aka Reasonable Marines), but the Inquisition is on it's way because they believe that being reasonable and logical is heresy, wanna join forces?
Deploy the Ultramarines!
Hey Cultist-chan, those fellas there think chaos sucks. wanna "Kaptoore Eet Fhor Kay-oss?" And yes, you may bring your pet Kay-oss along and Dranon
You do realize Abaddon commands the Second Fleet?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/11 01:41:50
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
King Pariah wrote:Aye Ghazghkull, Gutsmek! Dem humies dink ya boyz are easy krumpin! How bout showin dem wat a real WAAAAAAAGHHH! is! Don't fergit to bring dem humies looted boss!
Webway Gate to Temporal Nexus stabilized. Standby for reinforcements. Honor Guard, present arms (cue Reborn Emperor and Legio Custodes arrive from the future)!
Yo Angry Marines! Those fellas there think ya'all are pushovers. How bout showin them the real meaning of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Standby to deactivate stasis fields. Deploy the Eversor Company.
Hey Kharn, see those fellas? They don't think that you're a pretty swell guy. Wanna fix that?
Here's the deal, we give you a map that leads to Fulgrim's planet, and you leave us alone.
Pardon me Knights Inductors (aka Reasonable Marines), but the Inquisition is on it's way because they believe that being reasonable and logical is heresy, wanna join forces?
Deploy the Ultramarines!
Hey Cultist-chan, those fellas there think chaos sucks. wanna "Kaptoore Eet Fhor Kay-oss?" And yes, you may bring your pet Kay-oss along and Dranon
You do realize Abaddon commands the Second Fleet?
I'm pointing Cultist-chan towards the Inquisition and Blood Ravens
All standby, if they enter our realm, Abaddon the Despoiler will automatically change into Failbaddon the Armless. Just as Planned
Deploy the following:
Lovecrons, Lolicron, Assholetep, Heavy-Chan, Papalith, Warriors of the Eight Tombs, The Callidus assigned to Macha, Faptau, Schlicktau, Flawed Ones, Iron Tyrants, Ivory Huntsmen, Glistening Host, The Enshrouded, Craftworld Eonhar, Arianius Divided Regiments, Waaagh Tang Klan, Order of the Guiding Light, Hive Fleet Nidhoggr, Abyssal Jaws, Brotherhood of the Megalith, Brotherhood of the Gauntlet, Deep Ones, Emperor's Bears, Emperor's Nightmares, Eyes of Mordred, Guardians Exemplar, Flesh Helms, Golden Aquilas, Rising Sons, Obstinate Marines, War Brothers, Commissar Fuklaw, Commissar Raege, Grandpa Dreadnought, Rachnus Rageous, Desert Fangs, Tialoc Ekans, Pretty Marines, Chaos Pretty Marines, Geshtinanna, Marines Immaculate, Loli Daemonette, Reasonable Daemonette, Nerdmonette, Jeanstealer, Lolifex, Unyuufex, Magma Corer, Galactic Partridges, Ice Serpents, Pirate Dreadnought, LIIVI, Lofn....
And someone remind Taldeer that she's dead.
Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
2012/06/11 01:48:05
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
King Pariah wrote:Aye Ghazghkull, Gutsmek! Dem humies dink ya boyz are easy krumpin! How bout showin dem wat a real WAAAAAAAGHHH! is! Don't fergit to bring dem humies looted boss!
Webway Gate to Temporal Nexus stabilized. Standby for reinforcements. Honor Guard, present arms (cue Reborn Emperor and Legio Custodes arrive from the future)!
Yo Angry Marines! Those fellas there think ya'all are pushovers. How bout showin them the real meaning of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Standby to deactivate stasis fields. Deploy the Eversor Company.
Hey Kharn, see those fellas? They don't think that you're a pretty swell guy. Wanna fix that?
Here's the deal, we give you a map that leads to Fulgrim's planet, and you leave us alone.
Pardon me Knights Inductors (aka Reasonable Marines), but the Inquisition is on it's way because they believe that being reasonable and logical is heresy, wanna join forces?
Deploy the Ultramarines!
Hey Cultist-chan, those fellas there think chaos sucks. wanna "Kaptoore Eet Fhor Kay-oss?" And yes, you may bring your pet Kay-oss along and Dranon
You do realize Abaddon commands the Second Fleet?
I'm pointing Cultist-chan towards the Inquisition and Blood Ravens
All standby, if they enter our realm, Abaddon the Despoiler will automatically change into Failbaddon the Armless. Just as Planned
Deploy the following: Lovecrons, Lolicron, Assholetep, Heavy-Chan, Papalith, Warriors of the Eight Tombs, The Callidus assigned to Macha, Faptau, Schlicktau, Flawed Ones, Iron Tyrants, Ivory Huntsmen, Glistening Host, The Enshrouded, Craftworld Eonhar, Arianius Divided Regiments, Waaagh Tang Klan, Order of the Guiding Light, Hive Fleet Nidhoggr, Abyssal Jaws, Brotherhood of the Megalith, Brotherhood of the Gauntlet, Deep Ones, Emperor's Bears, Emperor's Nightmares, Eyes of Mordred, Guardians Exemplar, Flesh Helms, Golden Aquilas, Rising Sons, Obstinate Marines, War Brothers, Commissar Fuklaw, Commissar Raege, Grandpa Dreadnought, Rachnus Rageous, Desert Fangs, Tialoc Ekans, Pretty Marines, Chaos Pretty Marines, Geshtinanna, Marines Immaculate, Loli Daemonette, Reasonable Daemonette, Nerdmonette, Jeanstealer, Lolifex, Unyuufex, Magma Corer, Galactic Partridges, Ice Serpents, Pirate Dreadnought, LIIVI, Lofn....
And someone remind Taldeer that she's dead.
All ships, retreat back to the GW world! Warp Gate to 4chan is declared purgatus, issue request for new Astartes Chapters to guard the gate. Incinerate the surrounding sector!
Oh, and I'm taking a Deathwatch Team with Culexus support to capture Lofn. The Blood Ravens, the Ordo Xenos, and the Adeptus Mechanicus, and the Illuminati (we were never here, and the Blood Raven didn't say anything) want to know a hybrid's abilities.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/11 03:09:13
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
They can just fix it with hot water abd Liquid Green Stuff!
And then give it a nice new paintjob with the Citadel Spray Gun!
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
2012/06/11 11:59:32
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
Blood Ravens Chapter Librarium Sanctorum Classification: Most Secret ***What actually happened when the Brides of the Emperor entered the throne room.*** The Emperor was drinking tea while relaxing on the Golden Throne when the Sisters entered. For a moment, there was silence. The Emperor was in the middle of taking a sip from His teacup, while the Sisters stood there gawking; as far as they knew, the Emperor was just a unconscious body in stasis. But there He was, looking like a really tall, and very good looking man seated on the Golden Throne with no signs of age or stress at all. Then a Custode coughs, and says: 'Your Majesty, the Brides of the Emperor.' The Emperor chokes and spits out a mouthful of tea before asking: 'Whose Brides?'
***Record Ends*** (further records open only to Captain-rank and equivalent, and other superior Chapter personnel)
So, we don't really need to worry, seeing as the Emperor and the Mechanicus were just trolling the High Lords when they said the Throne was failing.
@ squigsquasher
I just read your sig, and I'm really curious. How did you find out kilkrazy wasn't a girl? My instincts tell me a lol moment over the horizon. And isn't he a mod? Don't tell me you actually tried to hit on him.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.'
2012/06/11 13:04:58
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
I think Chaos will rule the galaxy and the Emperor will die. Humanity and the forces of Order will fall. Slowly Chaos will take over the galaxy then be exterminated by the Necrons who will harbour the galaxy, killing the Eldar, DE and Tau and Tyranids. They will fall dormant. All the while that happens, the IoM will lock away their own people, protecting the last of their kind. Humankind will slowly re-build itself and become a Feudal society. The Emperor will be re-born.... Primarchs, Crusade and Xenos rising blah blah blah... As I learned long ago... History repeats itself, just differing events and times.
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2012/06/11 15:41:35
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
My personal take, In the psychic out lash the primarchs (Those still in real space/not dead) come back to the realm of living and the Imperium splinters with the Primarchs leading the different parts trying to pull it bad together.
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2012/06/11 23:54:12
Subject: Re:whats happens when the golden throne fails?
I have started to read though this, and while it looks neat I have noticed one massive flaw already. Even without the Astronomicon warp travel is very much possible. All the Astronomicon does is act as a starting point to plot long jumps, you do not have to have it and can still travel just as safely without it. What you can not do however is make those massive long jumps. Travel time would be 2 to 5 times longer, for long travel but within say a sector or so it would not have much effect.
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2012/06/12 04:20:22
Subject: whats happens when the golden throne fails?
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