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Exactly. I thought riptide too, but nova reactors don't sound fun.

I meant Necron Overlord, dunno if that was clear or not.

You know you don't HAVE to run it constantly at 300 past redline?

Everyone does, and thus the Riptides explode, but it isn't mandatory..

Noble from a middling-rich family on a Paradise world in a very secure part of the Imperium, where I could live out my life without ever once having to suffer the absolute, complete utter horrors that comprises the 41st millenium.

If I had to pick a combat role* then damn it all to hell! Commander of a Rough Rider regiment, preferably a regiment based on WW1 British cavalrymen - would prefer not to be from Krieg**. View halloo!

*Must admit, the older I get, the less appealing the idea of being in a warzone is.
**Whilst I find Krieg's background, and that of its regiments, rather interesting, I would have no wish to be from there.

Gork...or perhaps Mork. Depending on whether or not i'd rather be more brutal or more kunnin'.

 Evileyes wrote:

 Doomsdave wrote:
A Daemonette. The one with 8 boobs. But no lobster claws, cause that would hurt when I touch myself.

You don't have to touch. That's what the other daemonettes are for.

Touch(e) Good Sir.

A human on some advanced tech world long-lost and out of contact since the dark age of technology. Disassociated from and blissfully unaware of how awful things are in most of the galaxy.

A nob biker. Only thing better than krumpin's stuff on shiny wheels is goin' fast on the same wheels.

A Gue'la, preferrably on one of the major sept worlds as to be farther away from any bloodthirsty imperials

Chaos sorcerer, hands down

A nurgling

The secret boy toy that we know all the various Sister of Battle groups have hidden away in their monasteries.

JWhex wrote:
The secret boy toy that we know all the various Sister of Battle groups have hidden away in their monasteries.

... this made me grin

A harlequin, that would be fun, just kinda.... dance my way out of any sticky situation. the death jester seems to have it pretty much made though, he has an awesome gun, awesome suit, and a great sense of humour. either that or a gaunt. because nothing says imortal like tyranid biomass

A meganob. I have a powerklaw. I wish anyone Ork or someone besides an HQ would tell me otherwise.. 'umies - you dont count.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 PunkNeverDie110 wrote:
E gue'la. So I could have a quite-normal life in a non-nazi intergalactic empire.

Be a High Lord. Rule that Intergalactic Empire.

You, sir, have a very good point. But I'd rather have a normal life than a ruler's one. I'm a simple person

Ork MegaArmored Warboss or a Big Mek

Definetly slannesh

I would be a Tau with a personalized XV9 Hazard Suit or Crisis suit.
All tricked out by Xzibit on a special edition of Pimp My Battlesuit.
Spinning plasma guns and flat screens everywhere!

Dark Eldar.

Live forever, have fun doing it.

Caretaker at the Black Library

 AL-PiXeL01 wrote:
Caretaker at the Black Library

You mean until you are run down and butchered by Ahriman?

BaconUprising wrote:

 AL-PiXeL01 wrote:
Caretaker at the Black Library

You mean until you are run down and butchered by Ahriman?

Wich hasn't happened yet, and probably won't happen for a while either

I'd be an Ork Weirdboy Warlord. Yeah.

Doom

Haemonculus.

I'd just get to sit in my house having fun all day. I wouldn't get too involved with the politics of the Dark City, like those overly ambitious Archons.

 Mannahnin wrote:
A human on some advanced tech world long-lost and out of contact since the dark age of technology. Disassociated from and blissfully unaware of how awful things are in most of the galaxy.

Haha, So Earth as we know it? What we do everyday now?

For all us earlthings know, the Necrons and Tyranids are battling it out in a few systems over. Or, the Protoss are protecting us from a Zerg invasion. We can barely hurl a hunk of metal out of our solar system.

A Techmarine or Master of the Forge. Get to work with epic machinery and have Doctor Octapus-like arms. Shooty and choppy/smashy!

id be a cultist babe so i could be f##ked by abbadon

The guy that converts people into servitors.

Because, sadistic.

I'd be the guy in the chaos warband that crafts all those spikes and horns and snarling demon faces on everyones armor. Clearly the marines don't have time for that sort of thing, daemons would just slap tentacles everywhere and your average cultist is a drooling flatliner.
Look at all that art in the books of these giant guys with their elaborate suits of baroque gold and brass armor, that is some beautiful craftsmanship. I would be the Michelangelo of chaos armor, putting Sistine chapels on screaming breastplates. People would argue whether the portrait of the daemonette Mona Lisa on Lucius the eternal's armor was smiling for a reason, right before he stabbed them.