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"why are your Tau blue? they're supposed to be brown"

or possibly

"why is that terradon perched on a tree? did it come without a flight peg or whatever?"

Wow the paint on that models look great, pointing to my vampiress (being the only painted model in my mordheim gang)


The fact is was completely painted was a victory in itself as I paint slower than a snail. (I blow all my time converting stuff and anything beyond primer is very rare for me)

Catachans- no tanks and 3 sentinels..... Ok then (3rd edition list with the original catachan codex on a jungle board)

Mixed cadian/catachan army- no tanks? Are you playing this for fun?

Dark eldar- Haha really? I give it 3 turns.... Yeah I beat him by killing everything by turn 3 then for giggles captured all 3 objectives on turn 4 just to show mobility...

I know there was no turn 4 but i moved stuff around anyway just to add salt to the wound..... Marine players never learn

Dark eldar after breaking a guys 168 win streak....
*reads my list*
*reads my code*
*asks staff*
*continues to whinge*
Me- how did you get 168 wins? That didn't last long... *insert manic laughter*

Whoa, the camo on your guys blends in with the terrain, I forgot you put that squad there.
This after a Harker squad with 3 sniper rifles and missile launcher got some good rolls with the die and killed off vet squad that was trying to get to an objective.

"Why do you have Pyrovores?"

Later, the came in on their pod and melted about 25 guardsmen.