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**hotsauceman1**

Coming back to my dorm with a racoon in it. Apparently my roomie removed the screen and left. the racoon came in and accidently closed the window.
..........my roommate had to get stiches.

**Grey Templar**

hotsauceman1 wrote:
Coming back to my dorm with a racoon in it. Apparently my roomie removed the screen and left. the racoon came in and accidently closed the window.
..........my roommate had to get stiches.

I hear Rabies shots hurt like a

**jreilly89**

Ensis Ferrae wrote:
jreilly89 wrote:

Eh, it's part of life. You get used to it. Besides, seen much more gory stuff already (guy with half his head open in Anatomy and various emergency room trips). Takes a lot or has to be someone very close to me before I get woozy

See, I was given that warning by a former squad leader, and it wasn't from a "gory" perspective but more a "HOLY FETHING GAK!!!! Something that large came out of where I used to have fun!?!?!?!" or a "what has been seen cannot be unseen" sort of thing.

Pretty much. Like that seen from Alien!!

that and she will poop the table, guaranteed. Luckily, by that point, neither of you will care

**Relapse**

jreilly89 wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:
jreilly89 wrote:

Eh, it's part of life. You get used to it. Besides, seen much more gory stuff already (guy with half his head open in Anatomy and various emergency room trips). Takes a lot or has to be someone very close to me before I get woozy

See, I was given that warning by a former squad leader, and it wasn't from a "gory" perspective but more a "HOLY FETHING GAK!!!! Something that large came out of where I used to have fun!?!?!?!" or a "what has been seen cannot be unseen" sort of thing.

Pretty much. Like that seen from Alien!! that and she will poop the table, guaranteed. Luckily, by that point, neither of you will care

My wife didn't.

**jreilly89**

Relapse wrote:
jreilly89 wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:
jreilly89 wrote:

Eh, it's part of life. You get used to it. Besides, seen much more gory stuff already (guy with half his head open in Anatomy and various emergency room trips). Takes a lot or has to be someone very close to me before I get woozy

See, I was given that warning by a former squad leader, and it wasn't from a "gory" perspective but more a "HOLY FETHING GAK!!!! Something that large came out of where I used to have fun!?!?!?!" or a "what has been seen cannot be unseen" sort of thing.

Pretty much. Like that seen from Alien!! that and she will poop the table, guaranteed. Luckily, by that point, neither of you will care

My wife didn't.

Right on. Most do, from what I remember in the child birth class. My wife did, but it ain't really a big deal

**Ashiraya**

This is interesting in a partially morbid sort of way, I don't actually know as much about childbirth as I should. Thanks for the read.

**Frazzled**

Ashiraya wrote:
This is interesting in a partially morbid sort of way, I don't actually know as much about childbirth as I should. Thanks for the read.

This is why its good to have a shake and bake family. When you just take over the lease, you're forced to "miss this."

"Do you ever regret not having more kids?"
"I'm crazy, not insane. Now lets go spend my money."