Switch Theme:

Asking out a Grocery Clerk  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Poll
Well, Is it?
Go for it
No, there's better options available
In certain situations it's okay

View results
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Yeah... I'm going to pass on the cheesy one liners, never liked those make my skin crawl. So that's a definite no go.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Also creating convoluted and/or contrived scenarios seems creepy and weird, doesn't come across as natural and comforting.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/05/10 01:48:06


 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
-






-

You might be...overthinking it now.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Yeah, who knew asking out a person at work was so complicated? I think what you really need is an elaborate flowchart, and 16 contingency plans.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/05/10 02:50:28




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Pleasant Valley, Iowa

 jmurph wrote:
Why would you ask for dating advice on a miniatures site?


The same reason there is a thread on how to remove scale from a bathtub, or fix their car, or why there is a new thread every week from someone asking how to fix their computer

 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

 Flinty wrote:
The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
 
   
Made in ca
Dakka Veteran




Statement Redacted.

This message was edited 6 times. Last update was at 2017/05/10 12:37:45


 
   
Made in us
Hungry Little Ripper




Texas

Better the grocery store than the strip club. Go for it nugget.

Jesse

"Always keep fighting, it keeps you young." - Some guy. 
   
Made in us
Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

That is so corny it at the very least would work in a romcom XD

   
Made in us
Member of the Ethereal Council






 Verviedi wrote:
Yeah, who knew asking out a person at work was so complicated? I think what you really need is an elaborate flowchart, and 16 contingency plans.

As someone who did that.......it is awkward as all hell
Honestly, I wouldnt, but I only like someone if I knew them for a bit and chatted with them for awhile.

5000pts 6000pts 3000pts
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
Yeah, who knew asking out a person at work was so complicated? I think what you really need is an elaborate flowchart, and 16 contingency plans.

As someone who did that.......it is awkward as all hell
Honestly, I wouldnt, but I only like someone if I knew them for a bit and chatted with them for awhile.


Yeah, I tried dating at work, did not work out... I now have a personal rule where I don't date colleagues.
   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending





Houston, TX

 Ouze wrote:
 jmurph wrote:
Why would you ask for dating advice on a miniatures site?


The same reason there is a thread on how to remove scale from a bathtub, or fix their car, or why there is a new thread every week from someone asking how to fix their computer


Yeah, the scale one cracks me up. Apparently someone who logs into an internet forum that has never heard of YouTube or DIY searches....

-James
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
Yeah, who knew asking out a person at work was so complicated? I think what you really need is an elaborate flowchart, and 16 contingency plans.

As someone who did that.......it is awkward as all hell
Honestly, I wouldnt, but I only like someone if I knew them for a bit and chatted with them for awhile.

As a professional elaborate flowchart maker, I wouldn't know. I get through every interaction by pulling out a flowchart to obscure my face, and follow it exactly. I have never felt lost in a conversation, and everyone wonders what my face looks like behind the giant sheet of paper.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Battlefield Tourist




MN (Currently in WY)

 Verviedi wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
Yeah, who knew asking out a person at work was so complicated? I think what you really need is an elaborate flowchart, and 16 contingency plans.

As someone who did that.......it is awkward as all hell
Honestly, I wouldnt, but I only like someone if I knew them for a bit and chatted with them for awhile.

As a professional elaborate flowchart maker, I wouldn't know. I get through every interaction by pulling out a flowchart to obscure my face, and follow it exactly. I have never felt lost in a conversation, and everyone wonders what my face looks like behind the giant sheet of paper.


A bit of mystery never hurts when trying to make a love connection via flowchart. Bravo.

Support Blood and Spectacles Publishing:
https://www.patreon.com/Bloodandspectaclespublishing 
   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending





Houston, TX

 Verviedi wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
Yeah, who knew asking out a person at work was so complicated? I think what you really need is an elaborate flowchart, and 16 contingency plans.

As someone who did that.......it is awkward as all hell
Honestly, I wouldnt, but I only like someone if I knew them for a bit and chatted with them for awhile.

As a professional elaborate flowchart maker, I wouldn't know. I get through every interaction by pulling out a flowchart to obscure my face, and follow it exactly. I have never felt lost in a conversation, and everyone wonders what my face looks like behind the giant sheet of paper.


There is no face. Only another flowchart.

-James
 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

I am annoyed at the lack of epilogue here. What happened?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in gr
Longtime Dakkanaut




Halandri

Just wait for a girl to ask you out so you can die happy and alone with your miniatures!
   
Made in us
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Pleasant Valley, Iowa

So what happened?

 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

 Flinty wrote:
The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
 
   
Made in us
Battlefield Tourist




MN (Currently in WY)

I am sure OP is too busy with his new girlfriend to even respond to us losers on Dakka.

Support Blood and Spectacles Publishing:
https://www.patreon.com/Bloodandspectaclespublishing 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Illinois

 Easy E wrote:
I am sure OP is too busy with his new girlfriend to even respond to us losers on Dakka.


Ha ha. Good one. This is an awesome thread. If the OP is still here, there's a Red Hot Chili Peppers song called Deep Kick where at the end Flea sings out:

"But the Butt-hole Surfers said
It's better to regret something you did
Than something you didn't do"

Of course, that's not always true, but I generally feel Flea is correct here. If there's this girl that has your heart at a supermarket in Kamloops, ask her out.

There was this girl in high school I liked my entire senior year (and my freshman year in college) and I never asked her out. I spent the entire senior year imagining talking to her and asking her out and just never got the balls to do it. I still regret it- just because she became such an obsession that I wasted so much time thinking about.




You can find me in the Chicago Tiki Room, where the drinks are always strong but don't taste that way!!!

http://popschicagotikiroom.blogspot.com/

https://twitter.com/PopsChTikiRoom 
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






 Easy E wrote:
I am sure OP is too busy with his new girlfriend to even respond to us losers on Dakka.


Or she was the friendly neighbourhood axe murderer. Life is a game of chance sometimes.

   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending





Houston, TX

 n0t_u wrote:
 Easy E wrote:
I am sure OP is too busy with his new girlfriend to even respond to us losers on Dakka.


Or she was the friendly neighbourhood axe murderer. Life is a game of chance sometimes.


"Would you like to eat with me?," he stammered, his boylike awkwardness readily visible.

"Yes, yes I would like to eat you" she replied with a smile that showed too many teeth, "I mean with you."

-James
 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Now that would be an appropriate ending.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
-






-

 Ouze wrote:
So what happened?


I'm going to guess:

1) Nothing

Or maybe:

2) Nothing good!

I mean, of course we all hope it all went well, but the radio silence here is deafening!

   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






Her checkout was probably the only one open and he's still waiting in line.

"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

 Ouze wrote:
So what happened?


So far nothing, I mean at any time I half a dozen things going on at once, DIY speaker stand project, making dinner, house cleaning, going to the pub with some friends, visiting my family, video games, career planning, car maintenance, work, online shopping, volunteering, etc. So if I encounter

her again that's cool, l might try something, if not plenty of fish in the sea. So yeah, I have too many things on my mind to be even that concerned about this, it also explains why I don't comment much on Dakka.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2017/05/23 11:22:36


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I approve of this. Career planning and work > dating, in every single possible situation.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2017/05/23 12:40:56




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






 Cheesecat wrote:
it also explains why I don't comment much on Dakka.


8132 posts.



Well best of luck if you ever get around to it mate

"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

 Nostromodamus wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
it also explains why I don't comment much on Dakka.


8132 posts.



Well best of luck if you ever get around to it mate


Just over 3 posts a day in 7 years isn't too much of a chatty cathy!

DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Rough Rider with Boomstick






Best not to ask them out at their place of work, that typically does not go over well.

If you know them outside of work that'd be much better, else you're in a bit of a tough spot.

Best of luck!

You say Fiery Crash! I say Dynamic Entry!

*Increases Game Point Limit by 100*: Tau get two Crisis Suits and a Firewarrior. Imperial Guard get two infantry companies, artillery support, and APCs. 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
-






-

So, is this thread all done then?

Seems like it might have been better off on a personal blog/social media site?

   
Made in us
Battlefield Tourist




MN (Currently in WY)

 Nostromodamus wrote:
Her checkout was probably the only one open and he's still waiting in line.


Sadly, she was replaced by a self-check-out machine that was not interested in the OP's advances.

Support Blood and Spectacles Publishing:
https://www.patreon.com/Bloodandspectaclespublishing 
   
 
Forum Index » Off-Topic Forum
Go to: